Kakashi's Cuteness

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Kakashi's POV

I was humming down the hallways, searching for Nawuto-nii and the others. When I round a corner, I saw Sasori-nii leaning on the kitchen's door frame. His back was turned against me. I grinned evilly and charged forward.

"A THOUSAN YEAWS OF PAAAAAAIN!!"

But before I could even make contact with him, he spun around and got me tied up in strings. My eyes widened. "Waaaah! Lemme go! Lemme goooo!!" I tried to run away but those shiny blue threads kept me in place.

"Well then, aren't you a little pain in the ass? What makes you think I would fall for your sneaky tricks, jounin?"

The redheaded man smirked and pointed at something at my face.

"I've always wondered why you keep wearing that mask of yours, Kakashi."

I started trashing about. I don't know why, but I don't want people to see my real face!! I mean, I know I'm not ugly---ehem, actually, I'm sooooo handsome that it'll be too much for their mortal eyes... I'm fabulous, yah know! └(^o^)┘ anywaaaaaay,

I narrowed my eyes and----

BLAG!

"WTF?!?! GAAAH!"

I giggled as Sasori-nii fell on the floor, clutching his injured part. I grinned from ear to ear and muttered, "That's what ya get for messin' with the expert, mistah!!" Bwahahahha! I wonder if Pein-sama will kick me out of the hideout if they knew about this? Hmm... Nah! ≧﹏≦

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I ran around the living room and wailed my arms while screaming. Sakuwa-nee came bursting out of her room and yelled at me. "Kaka-baby!! Why are you so noisy?!" I smiled at her as she picked me up. Hihihi. It is flat----I mean, Sakuwa-nee glared at me. Booo!

"What?"

"You'we a fuckin' baby, yet you'we so annoying!!!"

I blinked and pecked her on the lips. She immediately let go of me and stood frozen, sulking about something like 'that was my first kiss!' eh?? What's so talkin' about? =__= eerr... Girls. That's why I hate 'em!

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"Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala~~!"

Naruto-nii stood infront of me with his hands on his hips. "Baby!!" I smiled cheekily him and showed him the little orange book I was holding!

"Nii-san! Look! I saw this in Pein-sama's room!!"

The blonde six-year-old grabbed the book and examined it. He flipped through the pages and shut his eyes, pointing at an accusing finger at a certain page. He began shaking and yelled,

"THIS IS HORRIBLE!! A disastew! Believe it!! Huhuhuhu!!"

I deadpanned when I realized something.

"Nii-san, you're reading the book upside-down."

He blinked. "Oh.."

I nodded. "And you don't know how to read, either."

That shut the loud-mouth up and he threw away the book. He grabbed my tiny hand---why are my hands tiny, anyway??--and lead me back to the kitchen.

"Come on, kid! Let's make some ramen!"

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After eating ramen with Naruto-nii, I decided to take a stroll outside. A large forest came to view. Somewhere near the small river, I saw Sasuke-nii san sitting on a log. The sun was about to set, so I think he needs some company. I walked quietly and sat beside him.

"Heyaaa.." I greeted but the chicken-ass haired Uchiha didn't even spare me a look. I pouted. No one resists my cuteness and lived to tell the story!! I started poking Sasuke-nii on his chubby cheeks and that got a a reaction.

"Argh! Damn brat!" He snapped at me.

I frowned at him.

"You were thinkin' something deep, deep, deeeeep.. Weren't you nii-san?"

He averted his gaze away from me and stared off into a distance.

"How would you know? You'we just a baby.."

I sat in an cross-legged and poked his cheek once more.

"And you'we just a kid..too young to be thinking about love, nii-san Hihihi!"

He stared at me wide-eyed, his face red. "WTF? Ugh! I don't know what you'we talking about, baby!" I just smiled at me underneath my mask---well, I just realized I've been smiling all day but no one really notices it. Yikes---and asked,

"You know what I want for Chwistmas?"

He raised an eyebrow at me.

Inwardly, I smiled again. This time, a more meaningful one.

"I want Team Seven to be reuntied."

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