Kiddo?!

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Naruto's POV

I crossed my arms over my chest and glared at the little pest! His messy mop of gray hair sticking in all directions. Makes me wonder how the heck did he manage to keep his mask on!

"Eh? Yow, Kaka-baby.. What's wrong?"

He kept pulling at my sleeves, almost like he wanted to lead me somewhere. I shrugged and followed him. Maybe he needs to pee?

We passed by the market place, walking towards the training grounds. Hmm... This place really looks familiar to me! I wonder how many idiots got their butts tied to that stomp over there? O___O looks creepy.

"Weeeee! Nawuto-nii saaaaan! Look, thewe's a talking ball!!"

I raised an eyebrow at the baby and averted my eyes to where his little fingers were pointing at. My eyed widened in surprise.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yow, Sasuke-teme!! I didn't know you like to dig in! Hahaha! Bastawd!"

There the mean Sasuke Uchiha is! With his body buried so deep that his head's the only thing you could see! He looked beheaded or whatever Hidan-nii calls that.

He had an annoyed face.

"Nawuto, once I get out of here, I'm gonna make Itachi-nii burn you and Sakuwa into toast!!"

I stuck my tongue out at him.

Kakashi baby blinked at me and ran towards Sasuke. Alarmed, I called out,

"Baby Kakasheeeee! What awe you gonna do?!"

He beamed me an innocent smile.

"Playing soccer nii-saaaaan!"

Sasuke paled when little Kakashi started running towards him again.

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"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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Sakura's POV

I just buried Sasuke-kun's body 😭 and it's killing me! Huhuhu! Now who's gonna be Itachi-nii's little brother?? What if he finds out about this?! Oh no! Maybe I should act and dress like Sasuke-kun so that Itachi-nii wouldn't be mad at me? Wait, that's a brilliant idea!!

I ran towards the market square, but I accidentally bumped into a tall person.

"Aw.." I rubbed my forehead and looked up. It was Hidan-nii san. I scowled at him.

"Aren't ya gonna explain yourself for bumping into a Greek god, kid?"

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"Go screw youwself, nii-san! I have no time for idiwots like you!"

But before I could walk away, he hoisted me up by my shirt's collar and stared at me, amused.

"Ho ho ho---"

"Merry Christmas, santa." I deadpanned.

And that made Hidan-nii even more furious.

"Damn it! I ain't no  fat guy in a stinkin' red suit, bubblegum! Watch your words before I send you flying to Otogakure!"

I rolled my eyes and bit his finger that kept pointing at me. The Akatsuki-nin yelped in pain and let me go. I giggled and ran into Sai who patiently stood by Deidara-nii's side. They had questioning looks on their faces and I can't help but feel guilty when the blonde bomber asked,

"Umm... Where is Sasuke, un?"

Tears started forming in my eyes.

"I-I....huhuhu! Sasuke-kunisdeadandIburiedhimnearthetraininggroundsniisaaaaaaan!"

Deidara-nii blinked twice, then sighed.

"Come on, Hidan. We need to dig up that brat and get the hell out of this village...plus, my pants are getting itchy."

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