Kakashi's Comeback!

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Deidara sighed, leaning his back on the trunk of a tree. He boredly watched Sai trying to paint a sleeping stray cat.

For the rest of the week, the blonde couldn't seem to get his mind off of things going on with the toddlers; Sakura's resuming her medic duties at the hospital even though the doctors had been stratching the back of their heads at her childishness; Naruto had been goofing around the village and thank Kami if was Hidan's turn to keep an eye on him; Sasuke did nothing but sulk while Sai kept selling his artworks to some bulky rich guy.

Heh. They're gonna pay him a million dollars for stupid ink paintings? People these days.. They don't know what art really is, un!

If Sasori Akasuna was here, he's be outrageous! Both their art was insulted by the act!

For the nth time, Deidara took in a deep breath and closed his eyes; not wanting to mind the ruthless eagle that kept pecking his ponytail. Maybe I should get a haircut, un?

"Ne, barbie! Cornstarch got away!"

The bomber lazily opened his eyes and raised an eyebrow at the pale boy.

"Who?"

"Cornstartch!!"

Realization hit him like a firetruck.

=___=

"Seriously dude, you named a cat cornstartch?"

But before Deidara could ask more, Sai went running of to who knows where! He groaned, got up, and chased the little kid all the way to the village square.

"SAI! COME BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE PAIN IN THE---- UGH!"

Deidara ran into a someone, causing her to lose balance and stumble on the ground. He composed himself and sneered.

"Watch where you're going, un! Can't you see I'm chasing after my baby?!"

"I cannot believe this! Jerk! You're the one who suddenly jolted in the middle of the freakin' road! I...."

The girl stopped her ranting and blinked. Deidara had to make sure this wasn't an illusion. Is my hairstyle that famous, un?

And at the same time..

"YOU LOOK FABULOUS (UN)!!! I LIKE YOUR HAIR!!"

Ino Yamanaka laughed and Deidara snapped out of it and bid his goodbye. He'll get the chick's number later.. After he fetch Sai and cornstartch.

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Deidara's POV

"SAI!?!"

It's been hours, un!! =__= Where the heck would a six-year-old kid run off to in a place like this?

I checked the trashcans for the second time around. Negative!! Argh.. where could he be?!

"Cornstartch!"

Suddenly, I heard a squealing voice from behind me. I spun around and saw Hidan holding the cat up by it's tail. Sai looked like he's gonna hyperventilate, un. Good. Atleast that'll lessen my burden a bit.

I walked towards them and Hidan gave me a 'WTF?' look.

"He seriously named this fuckin' rat cornstartch??"

I nodded my head. "Yup. So you better put that animal down before Sai skins you alive, un." I boredly told him. Soon enough, Hidan gave----more like, threw---the kitten into my little boy's arms.

I scanned my surroundings. My eyes widened at what I saw a few feet away.

"IS THAT KAKASHI, UN?!?!?!"

A silver-haired three-year-old kid kept running around in circles, wearing a large shirt and a mask. He was playing with Naruto who looked more than irritated at the kid's cuteness.

Hidan laughed heartily and said,

"Yeah! That's what he gets for drinkin' some shit. The hotshot's in for a blast, fucker! Hahahahahaha!"

I facepalmed.

"Pein is going to kill us, idiot!!"

"I don't give a damn! I'm immortal, bitch! Hahahahaha!"

This is really frustrating, un.

"Alright.. We'll take him back to the hideout tomorrow. Does the Hokage know of this?"

Hidan grinned evilly and by that, I already know the answer. =__= We're in for trouble, un!

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Sakura's POV

"Sasuke-kun?"

I poked his cheek and watched him stir in his sleep. I blushed when I noticed the red tint on his face. KYAAAAAHHH! HE IS SO CUTE!! But my fangirling thoughts stopped immediately when he coughed.

I furrowed my eyebrows.

"Sasuke-kun??"

Slowly, I placed my hand on his forehead and pulled it away when I realized he's hot!------I mean, not hot hot. But he's that too! And he's also hot and... Ugh. Okay, I give up! Huhu.

"Sa..ku..ra.."

I blinked when he called my name. He was shaking and sweating! He looks awful! Oh my!

"WAAAAAAAHHHH!! SASUKE-KUN IS GONNA DIE!! HUHUHU!!"

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