Fieldtrip!

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In the wee hours of the morning, Pein got up from bed and immediately noticed a white envelope resting on his bedside table. The tangerine haired Akatsuki leader examined the paper before tearing the envelope and read what was written inside.

Dear bastard,

Look, I need the kids for a week. I know what you criminals did and safe to say, I'm amused (as long as you turn them back to normal by next month, of course). Anyway, a medical team from Suna needs Sakura's expertise.. A billionaire wants to buy Sai's paintings and promised me a 50% off on his sake.. Sasuke needs a drug test and Mr. Ichiraku is looking for Naruto. I've got a lot at hand, so you guys better hand over the kids for a while.

But if you refuse my little request, then don't be surprised to wake up the next morning with an atomic bomb beside you.

----Tsunade

Pein furrowed his eyebrows, then sighed. After contemplating the odds, he fetched his black cloak and started his journey back to the hideout.

I guess vacation's over.

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Pein's POV

Tsunade really knows how to blackmail a criminal. =__= fair enough, I reached my destination. I used a jutsu to unlock the secret entrance and stepped in.

In the living room, I saw Kisame sleeping on the couch with an empty bottle of Jack Daniels in hand.

Was it possible for a fish to snore like a pig?

Ignoring the man, I made my way towards my office and sat behind the table. I took in a deep breath and waited for the others to acknowledge my presence.

...

..

.

Okay, what's taking them so long?!

Ahem..

"WAKE UP YOU LAZY CRIMINALS OR ELSE I'LL HAVE YOU ALL BEHEADED!"

That's what it took to get them running towards the seats infront of me. Nudging each other and yawning. Konan was the first to speak,

"I thought you were on vacation?"

"Change of plans. The kids are having a fieldtrip."

Hidan snarled, "Really? Well, we don't give a damn, boss." I glared at him and he immediately shut his big mouth.

I scanned the room. "Where are those angels?"

"Heh. There ain't any angels here, un."

I shot Deidara a look and countered with an evil smirk,

"Well, since you two are obviously concerned about their welfare, I believe it's only fair to let you guys take them to Konohagakure."

The silver-haired Jashinist and the blonde bomber jolted from their seats and yelled in unison,

"WHAT?!?!"

I waved my hand in dismissal,

"Wake them up and pack their belongings. Bring them to the Hokage and take care of them. I'll see you in a week."

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Sakuwa's POV

"Sakura.."

I covered my face with Summer. Someone was poking my cheek and it's really irritating! "Five more minutes, Saso-nii.." I unconsciously added and tried to go back to sleep.

But that didn't stop the bastard from poking my cheek and now he's even pulling my hair!

I shot up and glared at the criminal.

It was Deidara-nii and he looked bored as hell.

"What?"

"You look like shit, un. Get up and go straight to the living room. We're leaving in five minutes."

After that, he walked away, slamming the door behind him. I rolled my eyes and clutched my pink teddy bear to my chest.

To be honest, I dislike Deidara-nii of all our nii-sans. Maybe because he always picked on Sasuke-kun.. Or maybe because his hair is longer than mine. =__= I don't know.

After I taking a bath and getting dressed, I ran downstairs and saw Deidara-nii, Hidan-nii, Sasuke-kun, Nawuto and Sai standing beside the entrance.

????

"Um.. Where awe we going?"

I asked, confused. Then I noticed Hidan-nii holding a bag full of clothes. He frowned at me, "Fieldtrip, bitch."

My eyes instantly sparkled at what he said and I grabbed Sasuke-kun's hand, drgging him out of the entrance while shouting,

"Then what are we waiting fow?! Let's goooooooooo-----wait! Where are we going??"

Sasuke-kun was the one who answered. Wait, why is his face red? Then, I noticed we were still holding hands. My heart did a flip.

"Konoha."

"A-Ahh.. Ok."

(─‿─) oh, Sasuke-kun..

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