Sakura's POV

"Good day ladies and gentle ninjas! Welcome to the AKATSUKI-LYMPICS! Now, it's time to find out who the strongest Akatsuki member is!! So let's stawt!"

Beside me, Sasuke-kun face palmed then spoke, pulling the curtains open.

"Hn. So, here was have my nii-san, his fish flake partner, Deidara-nii, the puppet master who thinks he's all that------"

Sasori-nii immediately reacted at what he heard. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY, TWERP?!"

But my Sasuke-kun just ignored him. *^▁^* isn't he amazing?! Someday, we'll be canon! Then, we'll have a daughter named Salad and be one big, weird and happy family!! Omo!

"-----Tobi-nii, Zetsu-nii, Kakuzu-nii who forgot to pay the electric bill again, and of course, Hidan."

Crickets chirped in the background. I scratched the back of my head and smiled nervously at the camera. Just smile and be cute, Sakuwa! Or else you'd look like a monster on TV!

"Hehehehehe... Well, isn't my Sasuke-kun so enthusiastic? Um... Anyway!"

Ting! Ting!

"We will he having three rounds here! And whoever gets the higest score, wins a lifetime supply of Naruto's diapers------!"

"Eh?!"

"I knew this is nonsense."

"I'm outta here, fuckers!!!"

"What a dismay, un."

"---WAIT! There's more! Whoever wins, will get a month off and a free-foot massage every Satuwday!!"

The eight shinobis hurriedly went back on stage and listened attentively. I sighed. Are they really criminals?! I glanced at Konan-nee chan who grinned playfully. She gave me a nod and I continued hosting!

"Okay! Hihihi.. For the first round, youw task is... TO TIE NAWUTO'S SHOE LACES WITHOUT USING A GAS MASK!"

Using my peripheral vision, I saw Diedara-nii burst into protest,

"But he doesn't even wear shoes, un!!!!"

I snapped my fingers and the spotlight directed at Sasuke-kun. He boredly pushed a button and the curtains revealed Nawuto sitting on the couch with his feet rested on the coffee table. Beside him were a pair of Nikes.

Our nii-san's faces..

----> -_-/// O_o ￣ε ￣

(⊙o⊙)？

Hahahahahahahahaha!!

Secretly, I glanced at Sai who took photos of the event. ;) well, can't waste an opportunit now, can we?

ROUND ONE!

"Hey! Can yah do it a little faster?!"

Zetsu grinned at the little blonde boy infront of him, he barely had one foot finished, "Hmm.. You're right. Just lemme eat you and rip your limbs, kid----and this would all be over."

Naruto Uzumaki widened his eyes, trashing like a lunatic.

"WAAAAH!! BASTAWD! DISQUILIFIED!! YA DON'T EAT THE FUTUWE HOKAGE, PLANT THINGY! THAT'S MEAN!!"

Zetsu shrugged his shoulders and grinned evilly. "Well, worth a try. Good bye, Naruto-kun." After that, he slowly blended in with the living room carpet. Naruto sweatdropped. Yikes, that was close.

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"Umm... Tobi-nii san??"

"Yes, Naruto-kun? Tobi thinks Tobi is almost finished! Hihihi!"

Naruto stood up and wailed his hands frantically.

"BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO WEAR THEM ON MY FEET!!"

Tobi scratched his head and giggled as the orange suited kid tried to remove the Nikes on his hands. Good luck on that one.

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Naruto groaned, glaring at the third Akatsuki member who frustratedly approached him.

Hidan smirked evilly, then tossed the pair of shoes somewhere.

"Hey! Why'd ya do that, old man?!"

"Well, wearing those shoes with your feet connected to that damn whimpy body of yours is gonna be more complicated, bud."

A dark aura surrounded the Jashinist as he chuckled lowly. Just then, he reached something from under his cloak.

Naruto and the others' eyes widened in horror. Konan abruptly stood up

"HIDAN, PUT THE FUCKING CHAINSAW DOWN!!!"

---

After the horrifing scene, it was Kakuzu's turn.

After five minutes.

"Um.... So you'we just gonna stare at my feet, nii-san?"

Naruto asked impatiently. The stitched-up creature shrugged, then walked away while murmuring something between the lines of 'low quality feet. Can't sell them to the black market.' and 'cheap'.

Everyone in the room sweatdropped.

---

"Stop that, un!!"

"Eh?? Stop what, yeah?!?!"

"Stop smelling so unpleasant, kid!! And stop copying my accent, yeah!!"

Naruto had a mischievous grin on his face as he motioned Sai to hand him a paper fan. The youngster then started fanning his feet, spreading that toxic (and I mean, TOXIC) stench that made the bomber pass out.

"Hehehe! Beat that, un!! Believe it!" -Naruto

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"So, we can do this the easy way ..or the hard way. What d'ya think, kiddo?"

A toothy smile crept Kisame's face as he pointed at his Samehada. The giant sword rested on his shoulder.

Naruto Uzumaki waved his feet in front of Kisame's face and smirked boyishly.

"Bring it on!!"

But before the big blue can even get a hold of Naruto's feet, the kid quickly turned around and angled his butt.

PRROOOOOT!

What can I say? Kisame is knocked out cold. Probably would be in a coma for a couple of weeks.

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"NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Nii-san! Do you want to end up like Kisame-nii, huh?!"

Cerulean blue eyes darted towards a red haired man, sitting across of him. Sasori Akasuna blinked, giving no signs of being interested in this shit at all. Naruto tapped his chin and leaned closer to examine the adult in front of him.

"Ummm...? Sasori-nii??"

The child poked Sasori's nose and in an instant, his body emerged into a giant slaughtering machine complete with blades, guns and knives pointed directly at him.

Naruto shivered and cried.

"WAAAAAHHHHH!! THAT'S NO FAIR! YOU CAN'T DO THIS NII-SAN! TRICKY BASTAWD!"

A chuckle coming from under the sofa made the future Hokage flinched.

"Watch me." And there, the real Sasori's head popped out as he quickly attached blue chakra threads to Naruto.

Making him wear the shoes on his own.

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"Awe you gonna scare me like what Sasori-nii san did?"

Naruto pouted, folding his arms over his chest. Itachi silently sat infront of him and smiled. But there's something behind that smile that tells him we wasn't going to be joking around once the kid resisted.

Naruto sighed, leaning his back on the sofa.

"Yup. Go do it, Tachi-nii. I'm not gonna resist ya."

Itachi nodded his head and wore the shoes on Naruto's feet... while holding his breath and keeping his cool.

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Next chapter would be round two of the Akatsuki-lympics! Thanks so much for waiting.

I just want to great Mr. Masashi Kishimoto and Sasori Akasuna a belated happy birthday! (Nov 8)

And speaking of birthdays, it's my birthday by the way! :D yup. 10th of November. Yey!

---Misty ❤