The Kiddie Games!

Wasting your childhood days are like wasting a piece of a giant puzzle.

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Konan's POV

Pein was still running away from responsibility. He said he's had enough of kids after living in a hideout full of child-minded, and idiotic criminals.

I say he's just being a kill joy. =__=

After a couple of days, the mission demands decreased, which made me available for the time being. So, here I am, paying the guys a surprise visit.

But as I reached the entrance, I was the one who was surprised to find a painting of Garfield on the door. It was painted so beautifully! I took a closer look at the masterpiece.

Arching an eyebrow, I murmured in realization...."No wait, that's just Naruto." =___= just forget about what I freakin' said! That painting is horrible.

Sighing, I opened the door and------

"AWWWOOOOO! YEAH, PARTY, PARTY, UN!! GIMME SOME SODA, SASORI MY MAN!!"

What in the name of paper cuts?!

My jaw literally dropped upon seeing a certain blonde male who was dancing in the middle of the living room, shaking his butt in my direction as he tossed one of...

"YOU BASTARD! PUT MY BRA DOWN OR I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO SHRED A HUMAN BEING ALIVE!"

Upon hearing my voice, the loud music in the background stopped. Deidara froze on the spot and looked at me in horror. He paled then hid it behind his back.

"U-Umm... Hey, K-Konan, un!! I-I thought you wouldn't be h-home until next week? He..he...he......."

I glared daggers at him and outstretched my right hand, placing the other one firmly on my hip.

"Surrender the material, bastard."

He quickly threw my freakin' brassiere on my face and ran away screaming,

"IT WASN'T EVEN BIG, YEAH!!"

I gritted my teeth and scanned the whole place. There were drawings on the walls! The sofa was turned over and the TV left the faint sound of Barney singing his dreadful kiddie song that made every kid believe that if I love you, you'll love me----I mean, WHERE ARE THE KIDS?!

"Lalalalalalalala~!"

??????

I snapped my head towards the direction of the kitchen and spotted Sakura-chan cooking! I hurried to her side.

"Oh, hi Konan-nee!! Look, I'm cooking some tomato soup for Sasuke-kun!! Hihihi!"

O____O

I peeked inside and pointed something that looked like cans and shards of broken glass.

"Umm... What's that?"

The pink-haired kunoichi giggled and proudly stated,

"The cook book said I should put in 4 cans of tomatoes and 2 glasses of water, nee-chan!"

I face palmed, wondering if Sakura Haruno was always like this as a kid. I better ship her back to her mom before the kitchen explodes! I made a mental note to myself and passed by Sasuke Uchiha was tried up in a chair at the dining table. He had a cloth in his mouth and handcuffs on...yet he still looked bored.

I shook my head and went to the hallways only to find Sasori Akasuna, with strings attached to Naruto!

"Hey, nii-san!! Being a puppet feels awesome!!"

"Now, is it? Do you want me to make you into a puppet, little Uzumaki?"

The blonde titled his head and asked, "Umm.. What are ya gonna do with me?"

The Puppet Master smiled in a creepy manner, his eyes twinkling with delight that sent shivers down my spine.

"Oh, nothing much.. I will just remove your internal organs then disinfect your empty vessel once the blood is drained out. Then, I'll implant blades and weapons and use your chakra in order to rule the world. Sounds fun, right?"

Naruto blinked. "Cool!!!"

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"SASORI! DEIDARA!!"

The two immediately stood infront of me and bowed their heads in respect. Yep, being second in command rocks! I whacked them on the head and screamed profanities before finally announcing,

"You two are useless babysitters!! Aren't you even concerned about the kids at all?!"

"Psh. They seem to be enjoying the----"

"One more word, Akasuna and I'll chop you into firewood."

He gulped and Deidara snickered. Son enough, the kids came bouncing all the way towards us with curious little faces. They look so fuckin' innocent. Ugh.

I sighed.

"Look, I know it's hard taking care of four little rascals especially if they're the enemies..but we all have to grow up and be matured. These kids are vulnerable. We need to take responsibility, do you understand?"

Deidara gave me a stoic expression, "Isn't Leader-sama on vacation, un?"

The redhead shrugged, "He's afraid of stressing over a bunch of kids."

I rolled my eyes and continued, "Kids, what do you want to do to your nii-sans?"

They exchanged excited looks then beamed at the same time,

"WE WANT ALL OF THEM TO COMPETE WITH EACH OTHER!!"

???????

That made me even more confused. Sai spoke,

"Well, nee-chan.. We were fighting a while ago about who's the strongest nii-san in the hideout! And we still haven't decided on anything yet.. So, we wanna see fow ourselves!"

I laughed at their little idea.

"It's settled then. Call the others! Tell them to cancel their missions or just send a clone. We are going to have a AKATSUKI-LYMPICS!"

To Be Continued..

Misty's Note: Notice my chapters are getting a little longer? Hahaha! I hope you like it. :)