Threats

"..I'm really gonna miss you picking fights, and me falling for it screaming that I'm right.."

-Taylor Swift
(We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together)

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Naruto's POV

Who do they think they awe! I ain't gonna obey anybody! Mwahahaha! I grinned from ear to ear and hurriedly took off the wrist band. My eyes scanned the playground.

"Heya!"

I approached son kids by the swings but they ignored me. :( I scratched the back of my head and went to the slids.

"Hi guys!! I'm Nawuto Uzumaki! Nice to meet-----"

SPLAT!

"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I grunted, wiping the mud off my face and glared at the big kid who threw it at me. I had enough being a laughing stock, dattebayo!

"Hey! What did you do that ya big bully?!"

The other Otogakure kids exchanged looks as the guy stood up and towered over me. Soon enough, a crowd surrounded us. I smirked. This is what I'm talking about!  Some excitement!

"Heh. You're not from Oto, right?"

"Well, obviou----"

"You and your friends aren't welcome here!" He crossed his arms over his chest and sneered. I frowned, giving him a glare that I learned from Sasuke-teme!

"You'we not the boss of me, big bully!! If I were you, I'd run away before the futuwe Hokage gets angwy at ya!!!"

Yeah! I'm gonna be the Hokage and one day, kids like these will be banned from Ichiraku forever!!!

But instead of cowering in fear, he and his minions laughed at me. That only made me more angry! Arrrgh!

"HAHAHAHA! YOU? THE FUTURE HOKAGE? Get real kid! You can't even change your own diapers! Hahahahaha!"

I growled, hands balled into fists.

No one makes fun of  Nawuto Uzumaki and gets away with it, believe it!!

I glanced behind me and dragged the first one I saw.

"Sai, buddy! Help me beat the shit outta this bully!!"

Sai blinked at me once before saying,

"But I need to pee.."

I face palmed. "Ugh!" Swiftly, I removed Sai's wrist band and pushed him towards the big kid. Sai went pale-----wait, that's a natural thing, ne?

I smirked. I guess it's all up to me!

"RASENGAAAAAAN!"

Sasuke's POV

I watched Naruto and Sai brawl with the other kids. I shook my head as he kept attempting to do that jutsu he read in a book. Psh. That's what he gets from reading the Fourth Hokage's biography in the internet. I was about to help them out when I suddenly heard someone call my name from a distance..

I turned around and saw no one.

It's not nii-san.. Who the heck could it be?

"Sasuke-kun! Where awe you going??"

I waved the pinkette off and removed my wrist band. Itachi-nii will kill me once he finds out about this.. I then ran towards the woods.

"Sasuke.."

There it is again!

I gritted my teeth and search the trees for any shinobi. "Dammit.." There's no one here! But I swear----

Crack!

I jolted towards a bush and held the kunai nii-san gave me. But when I saw who was behind those shrubs, I literally deadpanned.

"H-Hi, S-Sasuke-kun!"

"Sakuwa? What are you doin' here!? Go back.."

She stood up and pouted, then I noticed Sakura was holding her favorite stuff shit. A pink teddy bear with a blue ribbon. Her green eyes bore into mine.

"No fair! I wanna go with you, Sasuke-kun!"

Oh, Kami!

"Hn. If you could make yourself invisible, then ok." I placed my kunai aside and started walking to the opposite direction. But just when I thought that annoying girl went back to the playgrounds,

"You can't see me....Booo~~!"

I turned to look at her and arched an eyebrows when I saw little Sakura holding up a leaf and hopelessly hid behind it.

"What in the world?"

"Sasuke-kun! You said you'll take me with you if I can be invisible! So I'm concealing myself! Hihihihi!!! Don't ya worry! You won't even know I'm here.. Right, Summer?"

She directed that last part to her teddy bear. I shook my head.

"Awe you that stupid?"

She pouted again, then smiled, "Nope. I'm that inlove with you, Sasuke-kun!"

I don't know why, but I found myself smiling at what she said... Ugh. :/ nevermind.

"It's a shame I need to ruin your moment.."

My jaw clenched. Sakura and I looked up a tree branch and saw a man wearing a black cloak and a white mask with a smiley face drawn on it. He was staring down at us.

"Who awe you?!"

"It's for you to find out, Sasuke.." He then looked at Sakura and in a blink of an eye, she was taken away. I saw him standing on the same branch, now with a pink haired girl in hand.  Sakura started crying.

"Sasuke-kun!!"

She struggled in his grasp, making her teddy bear fall to the ground. I bit my lower lip and scowled..

"Damn!"

"Now, Sasuke.. Are you coming with me? Or am I going to take Sakura in exchange?"

Secretly, I grabbed my kunai and threw it at him...

But he easily dodged the knife and disappeared. Frustrated, I concentrated in detecting his chakra signature just like what nii-san taught me yesterday..

"Sasuke-kuuun!"

I lost my concentration and immediately opened my eyes only to see Sakura running towards me. I was about to run to her when I felt a hand rest on my shoulder..

I spun and saw Itachi-nii san worriedly gazing at me.

"Sasuke, what are you two doing here? We've been searching the village for you."

Wait, where's that mysterious man? Argh!

Instead of answering Itachi-nii, I picked up the teddy bear and handed it to a confused pinkette. It's a good thing he didn't took her away.. She blushed and muttered a 'thank you'. I shrugged then walked back to the playgrounds.

There, I saw Kisame with a sweaty Naruto and Sai.

"Hey, kid! Where ya been?"

"Fuck off."

"Eh? Itachi!! This brat is pissing me off again!!"

Itachi then came, carrying a sleepy Sakura in his arms with that teddy bear snuggled next to her.

"Let's go back to the hideout. Our little princess here is already drained." My nii-san replied.

I nodded my head, completely oblivious of the knowing look he had in his eyes.

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Unedited. Thank you for waiting :)