Chapter D
Blossoms
"Beauty is not when she smiles.. it's when she cries and expose herself to the world.."
-MistyAnnE_04
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Sakuwa's POV
"Have you seen Sasuke-kun??"
"Nope." Itachi-nii, who is really gorgeous *u*, shook his head and continued reading some scroll.
I pouted and went to the living room where Hidan-nii is watching television. I tugged his cloak and asked in my sweetest voice,
"Nii-san? Have you seen Sasuke-kun?"
Hidan-nii raised an eyebrow at me.
"Do I look like I fuckin' give a damn about anyone within the ten-meter radius?"
I furrowed my eyebrows. "Umm.. actua----"
"Exactly. Now, get lost, kid!"
After that, he slumped back down on the sofa and seriously fixed his eyes on the screen. I secretly gave death glares at him while murmuring,
"Gwampa is on menstruation.."
I was about to exit the room when I heard nii-san yelled,
"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST SAY, GIRLIE?!"
He towered over me, having this big bad look on his face. He even had his shiny scythe with him as he growled.
I remained composed.
"Meanie! Proves that you're not only old, but also deaf, gwampapa!"
I could see smoke coming out of his ears... Oh! Like a choo-choo train! *u*
"You know Hidan-nii, the Akatsuki can't scawe (scare) everyone! Some of you don't have balls!! Hmmm... except for Konan-nee that is! Hihihi!"
Ooppps! I think that only pissed him off! Grr!!
The silver-haired Jashinist was about to slash me with his big blade but I'm cute enough to think ahead and kicked him where no one dares to look! ^_____^
"GAAAAH! F&#&€G SH#€&€!! WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT YOU THAT?! YOU'RE JUST FUCKIN' FIVE YEARS OLD!!!"
I giggled at the sight of nii-san crying in pain while nursing his....um... his scrambled eggs >___< awwooo! I think I'm turning into a sadist too! Uh oh!
Just when I was about to answer him, a pair of arms wrapped me from behind and lifted me off the ground.
"She's a fast learner, isn't she Hidan? And by the way, I taught her that trick. It's called 'self-defense-from-cussing-assholes', effective, ne?"
The man holding me chuckled as Hidan-nii started cussing like a maniac again. I pouted when Sasowi-nii san rested my head on the crane of his neck and walked out of the living room.
"You shouldn't be hearing those kinds of words, Saku-chan. You're too young, sweetheart."
Offended, I lifted my head up and glared at the redheaded criminal. Yes! Sasowi-nii informed me about their real identities! He said they help people out and stuff! Like superheroes!
Hmmmmm....
Then that means only one thing, Sakuwa!!
What?! What?!
Sasowi-nii is BATMAN!
O______O!!!
Omo!! Inner is wight! But why doesn't Sasowi-nii tell me?!
Sshhh!! Maybe because he doesn't know yet!!!
Oooh...
I giggled at the taught. Sasowi-nii flicked my forehead and made me sat on the edge of my bed.
"Ow!"
"One minute you were glaring at me; the next, you started giggling.. Sakura-chan, are you insane?"
I crossed my arms over my chest.
"Have you seen Sasuke-kun?"
"No."
Nii-san looked at me with confusion until a wide smirk appeared on his face. His half-lidded hazel-brown eyes met mine.
"It's really amusing how a woman transformed into a child could bear the same emotions for the same person. You really are an interesting creature, Miss Haruno.. can I have your body when you die?"
I scratched my head at what nii-san said. What??
"Ummmm... okay? Oh, hey!! Nii-san, are you batman?!"
Sasowi-nii then laughed loudly before kissing my forehead gently.
"It's time for bed. Sleep tight, kiddo."
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Sorry for the errors. Hope you guys don't mind the return of my random quotations! :D
Until next update!
---Misty ❤
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