Sakuwa's POV

I watched Konan-nee argue with Pein-sama. Hmm... maybe they're talking about divorce!! OMG! WAAAAAAAAAH! That can't be!

.·´¯'(>▂<)´¯'·.

I hurriedly ran into the big office and cried,

"NOOOOOOOOOO!! MY SHIIIIIIIP!!! PEINY-SAMA DON'T MAKE KONAN-NEE SIGN IT!! Love should be beautiful!! Etewnal, even!!" *-*

I even outstretched my arms and stood in between the two adults. They both raised an eyebrow at me. Hey! What's going on?!

(⊙o⊙)？

"Ahh... Saku-chan, spying on us won't get you anywhere, dear."

I pouted and looked up at Konan-nee. Oooooh! She's so tall! I wish I can be as tall as she is someday! Hehe! I bet I would even be taller than that dobe Nawuto! ^_____^ Horay for puberty!!

"She's a hopeless case. Get her out of here, Konan."

Pein-sama's cold voice sent shivers down my spine. He's so mean and scary! I don't even know why he has those metal bullets in his face! Yuckkkk... ew! In my head, I call him bullet man!

Or the man of steel! *^▁^*

Oh, hey inner Sakuwa!

Hihihihihihi..

That's my inner :3 she's cute like me. But sometimes, I wonder why I only hear her voice? Hmmm.. or why is she inside of me? I should ask Tachi-nii about that!

"Hai, Pein.. and for your correction, she's not a hopeless case...

....just a hopeless romantic."

?????

What are they talking about?

Konan-chan smiled sweetly at me then carried me back to our playroom. She sat me down infront of the television and gave me a stick of dango. KYAAAAAAAAAH! ≧﹏≦ I love sweeeeeeets!

"Now, behave and just watch some boring TV shows. Okay, Sakura-chan?"

I nodded my head happily. "Hai, Konan-nee!"

Then, poof! She's nowhere in sight. I giggled. "Yey! I knew they'we magicians!"

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

???

I spun around and saw Nawuto laughing. "Hey, what's up?" I asked him and poked his cheek. I always wondered why he has whiskers! Is he a cat?! Oh, no! Then, that means his real name is Chesire! Q_Q

"WAAAAAAH!!"

SLAP!

"OUCHHH!! What did I do?!"

The blonde boy complained and glared at me. "You'we lucky I like you, Sakuwa-chan! That hurts! You owe me a date, believe it!!"

I crossed my arms over my chest and huffed. "Idiot."

It's always been this way.. Nawuto keeps telling me he likes me! And it's kinda annoying. =__= why do I have a feeling this happened before? Hmmmm... nah! Impossible. >___<

"Sakuwa-chan?"

"What?"

"I think Sai-baka is gay!!"

O____O

My eyes widened at what he said. Then, I started laughing! "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Actually, I doubt he's even human, Nawuto. What makes you think he's a she?"

Nawuto Uzumaki pouted.

"Fiwst (First), Sai-baka has a smaller forehead-----"

"COME AGAIN?" =___=#

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Can anybody throw him out of a window? Argh. I really don't like it when people "emphasize" my fweakin' forehead! It bugs me a lot.

"Morons."

Huh?

I spun around and saw Sasuke-kun staring at us. His poker face is the first thing I noticed. I wanna tell him he'll look better-----and younger....and maybe less of duck-----if he smiles, but the butterflies in my tummy won't let me!

"A-Ahh..." and there's that stuttering again! T____T

"Eh?! Bastawd! You're ruining our moment, Sasuke-emo! I thought Zetsu-nii already ate alive?! Psh! Shooo! Shoo!!"

But my prince charming----I mean, Sasuke Uchiwa, just smirked and sat in between us.

KYAAAAAAAAAAH!!! OMO, INNER! I THINK HE LIKES ME!!

NO, STUPID!! HE DOESN'T LIKE YOUUUUU!

Eh?? :( why is that?

Because he's fweakin' in love with ya Saku-chan!!!!! ↖(^▽^)↗

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

"Waah! Teme, go sulk in a corner! You stink! Dattebayo!"

But my Sasuke-kun shook his head, THE UCHIHA WAY, and answered,

"Nawuto, shut up.. I like......"

OMG!! IS SASUKE-KUN GONNA SAY HE LIKES ME?!?! KYAAAAAAAAH!! I knew it!!

Sasuke-kun looked at me with those pretty eyes, THE UCHIHA WAY, and gently added..

"I like....."

Me? Sakuwa Hawuno!

.

.

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"....myself.."

O_____O

=____=

crap.

"...and tomatoes."

double crap.

At times like these,

"I wish I was a tomato."

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