You sit on the couch playing Mortal Combat with Scout. You were mostly winning. What annoyed Scout was that you took this extremely calmly. Kept a neutral face. Pressed the buttons and controls with ease. And acted like that you didn't have anything else important in the world.

While Scout shouted at each time you won. Hitting the buttons with great force. Made annoyed, defeated, and angered faces. Raging. And acted like it was the end of the world whenever he lost a round.

"K. O."Said the guy in the video game. You look at Scout who was apparently raging. You look at him calmly then smirking.

"Oh, Scout. Maybe if you a little harder... You might win for once."You say smirking.

"Can't believe I lost to a girl..."Scout mumbles pulling his cap down a bit.

"What did you just say?!"I ask glaring at him.

"Nothing! Let's just play another round. I'm sure I'll beat you."He says.

"Right."You say.

After a couple of minutes, you were close to losing and Scout was close to winning.

"Come on come on come on! Just one more hit!"He says. Before he could beat you, Spy walks over to the TV and turns it off.

"AW COME ON!"You and Scout yell at the same time.

"I WAS SO CLOSE TO BEATING HER!"Scout says,"WHATS THE DEAL?!"

You were laughing seeing Scout defeated again. But kinda pissed that Spy just turned the TV off while you and Scout were in the middle of a battle.

He gives Scout an unimpressed look.

"I 'ave someone coming over so I want you bos to be polite."Spy says.

"Who?"You ask.

"BLU Scout's mother."Spy sighs happily with a smile plastered on his face.

You all groan. Only you and Scout did. The other men just sigh along with Spy.

"Along with BLU Scout."Spy says his facing turning cold again.

Now everyone groaned.

"Do we have toooo???"You ask whine.

"Oui."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh!"You and Scout say at the same time.

"This sucks on ice."Scout says.

"This sucks on ass."You say.

"But did you HAVE to turn off our game?"You ask.

"Oui."

"Uuuuuuuuuuugh!"You and Scout say again.

"Why today? Why now? Why ever?"You ask.

"Because. I love 'er dearly and she is my everyzing."Spy says.

You huff in frustration. Scout pretends to vomit.

"I'm going."You say walking out.

"Same."Scout says. You both were pretty pissed that Spy is letting a BLU enemy's mother come to the base, and that he banned gaming for the night.

You two walk out, kicking rocks as you both walked along. To you, Scout was like your brother. And how Spy was like a father.

"I guess we listen to Spy and be as "polite" as possible."You say.

Scout sighs,"Yeah I guess. The frog really needs some help."

"Meh. I don't mind him dating someone. I don't know why but I just don't like BLU Scout's mom."You say.

"Why?"

"I don't know. It's just something that inside me that hates her."You say shrugging.

"I don't want to do this crap."Scout says.

You sigh,"Me either. But how about this. We be as gentleman like and lady like as much as we can give them, then maybe after all this, Spy might let us play video games."

You both stop walking,"As crazy as it sounds. I might just have to agree on this."He says. You smirk,"Ready to give all the politeness we got?"

He smirks also,"I was born ready."

{Time Skip}

The BLU Scout and his mother arrive. The men were all over her. You and Scout, along with BLU Scout who was giving all the men, especially Spy, a death glare, and just watched as the they swarmed her like fruit flies swarming a sweet and succulent fruit.

Scout looks at the BLU and slaps his hand on his back,"Ay. Could be worse, ya know?"He says.

"Yeah. They can't be THAT obsessed with her."You say.

BLU Scour was going to say something until his mother says,"I need to take a puff."She says taking out a cigarette,"Damn. I forgot my lighter."She says.

"We can loight it for ya!Sniper says. All the men agree and pull out their lighters and try to be the first ones to light her cigarette.

"Never mind. BLU, they are MAJORLY obsessed with your mom."You say. Scout nods.

"Oh god. Can't believe that frog is dating ma. It's gonna get worse when they marry. Then... He's gonna be my freakin' dad!"BLU Scout says in frustration.

"Well... Spy isn't that bad to have as a dad. He's like a dad to me. He's more like a dad then my real dad."

"What happened to your dad anyways?"Scout asks. BLU Scout nods.

You sigh,"I don't know. He left when I was only three. But I could tell he didn't love me at all. He never showed my mother any love either."You say. You shrug,"But he's long gone now. I don't know where. But I do know I won't see him ever again."

The two Scouts nod.

"But... Having a dad that you're basically killing everyday. And is your enemy. I don't think it would work out between us."BLU Scout says.

"Ya know. You're not as bad as we thought."Scout said.

"Yeah."You say. BLU Scout looks up at you two,"Really? After all that killing each other? And you think I'm not that bad?"

"Well. We're still kinda pissed about that. But, outside of battle, you're not as bad."You say.

"Trust me. As much as you think this is gross, we're on the same page."Scout says. You nod agreeing with him.

BLU Scout's face brightens up. You give him a kind smile and Scout just gives him his smirks.

"Ay. How 'bout we leave this joint and go mess with stuff."Scout says. You and BLU Scout look at each other and nod,"Sure. Why not."You say. BLU Scout nods.

So the three of you quietly slipped out. You look at Spy. He's sitting there admiring his love. You sighed then chuckled as you shook your head. And you followed the two Scouts.

{Time Skip}

You three talked and laughed for the past two hours. Joking and goofing around.

"Scout! Time to head back, sweetie!"BLU Scout's mother calls out.

"But, ma! Can't I have like five more minutes? Five minutes is all I'm askin'!"BLU Scout whines. You and Scout were also pretty disappointed BLU Scout had to leave.

"No, sweetheart."His mother says,"It's past your bedtime."

"Ma. I'm 22 years old. I don't have bedtimes. I don't need them."BLU Scout says embarrassed as you and Scout tried to stifle your laughter.

"Scout."She says sternly. "Listen to your mère, boy."Spy tells BLU Scout. BLU Scout clenched his fists.

You put a hand on his shoulder,"Don't worry. We still see each other on the battle field anyways. Yeah, we might kill each other, but heck."

BLU Scout nods and walks towards his mother.

After they left, you and Scout went straight to the TV and started to play Mortal Combat. Spy just looked at you two in disbelief. He stood behind the two of you and pinched your ears.

"Ow!"You and Scout say in sync, rubbing your ears.

"What was that for?!"You ask.

"You just made a new friends. And zee two of you just go off and play zis garbage. Did it not matter zat you made a new friend?"

"Well..."Scout says.

"I guess he was okay. But you plan to marry that woman soon. And you're just gonna go off and marry her. And guess what?"

"What?"He asks rubbing his temples.

"Somebody's gonna be a daddy!"You say in BLU Scout's mother's voice.

"Ugh... Merde..."

"It's ain't it."Scout says.

Spy sighs,"Oui."

You and Scout burst out laughing knowing that you both just owner Spy.

"When is zhere a day when zee two of you are not together so it can be less annoying."Spy mumbles.

"You tell me."You say chuckling. Spy smirks and rolls his eyes,"Just continue what zee two of you were doing."He says waving off as he walked away.

You and Scout looked at each other then high-fived. And continued to play Mortal Combat.

A/N: Sorry for the long update. I know... I'm a lazy piece of trash. But eh... That's me~! Anyways. Hope you enjoyed this chapter. And... Baaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiii~.