What does the legendary Speed Demon had to chat about. (Sorry, the text is kinda blurry)

Here, how about this?
Gage: "Look, dude, even if I have to fart so bad, I just have to push it super fast and let it blow. So it's probably crap. And other words, don't judge me."

TMI, buddy. TMI.

Let's move on, shall we?