~Location: Autobot Base~

"Hey guys!" Tucker said, catching everyone in the main opts area's attention, "I got something to ask!"

"What is it?" Fowler, who is in the human area, asked.

"Remember when Donut sang his little musical?" Tucker reminded.

When Tucker reminded everyone about Donut's musical, everyone feels like having PTSD from Donut's horrible musical, except Miko since she enjoyed the song.

"Yes, we did... and let's not be reminded about that!" Ratchet said.

"Well, how about I tell you guys we have our own music, which includes me!" Tucker said, to which the Autobots and Humans looks wide-eyed.

"Wait, you all have your own songs?!" Miko asked excitedly.

"Yup!" Tucker confirmed, much to the horror of the Autobots and the Humans, while Arcee thought of something.

'If they all have their music, I wonder what's Caboose's song like...' Arcee thought as she glance Caboose, who in turned looks at Arcee and waves at her, then she shyly waves at him before looking away with a light blush on her faceplate, before looking back at the Aqua-Eradicon.

"Well, all of us has their own song,  except Wash and Carolina." said Tucker.

"Hey I'm working on it!" Wash exclaims.

"Doesn't my singing back home count?" Carolina narrows her optics at the Aqua-Eradicon.

"O-oh... Yeah, it total counts..." Tucker nervously said, since he knows her singing is terrible, but he doesn't to voice it out.

"Why do I have feeling that your music will be terrible as Donut's music?" Bulkhead said.

"H-hey! It's not that bad!" Donut protested.

"Yes it is!" The Reds, Wash, Carolina and Bulkhead said.

"Hey, that was Donut and as you know he's- well I'm not going to say it, but you know what I mean." Tucker said, "...here, let me show you mine!"

Immediately the Autobots, Humans (except Miko), The Reds and Blues looks in horror.

"No! Tucker! Wait!" Jack shouted.

"Do it Tucker!" Miko encourages, much to Tucker's pleasure and the other's dismay.

"Miko don't encourage him!" Grif shouted.

But it was too late, the music is now starting and Tucker is getting into the mood for it before he started dancing.

(Instrumental)

Tucker
Everybody here knows about Tucker
They say I'm a bad motha-

"Shut your mouth!" The Autobots, Red Team, Fowler and the Former shouted. While Fowler covers Raf's ears from hearing the swear.

I can spit all day, think about chicks
Think about Tootsie Roll pops, how many licks?

Arcee looks in disgusts while the others cringed and Miko cheering him on.

Every time that a girl walks by
I can't help it she just catches my eye
First I see her face, then I see her waist
Then I see myself back at her place (what!)

"Please tell me that's not the case!" Arcee begged as she looks in cringing and disgust.

"No it's not." Carolina reassured her, to which the two-wheeler sighs in relief.

I'm so alone out in this canyon
Not one single girl in this canyon
Or anything rhyming with canyon
So come and see me if you need a new man-yon

"Is that even a word?" Ratchet raised an optic ridge at the word 'man-yon'.

"Probably not..." Optimus said as Tucker continues to sing.

Everybody thinks I'm so handsome.

"I highly doubt that..." Jack said.

If you in trouble girl, I can pay the ransom
Need a song, chick? This is your anthem

When I see the ladies I say
(Bow chicka bow wow!)

"Oh Primus..." Ratchet faceservoed at the lyrics, while Arcee just glared.

"You're not the only one..." Simmons said.

When the ladies see me they say
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
Cause they know I treat them right
(Bow chicka bow wow!)

"I also doubt that." Jack said bluntly, to which earns a a few nods from the Autobots, and the Reds and Blues.

When I think about you I say
(BOW CHICKA BOW WOW WOW!)
Cause I know you're outta sight!

"Should I even question why he wrote this?" Ratchet asked Wash.

"Maybe or maybe not." Wash said, as Tucker dance on the beat of the music.

On Blue Team, we do things a little bit screwy
Your girlfriend is my girlfriend, just like in the movies
Not one you rent on Friday
But one you rent by the highway

At the truck stop, or the bus stop
With the sexy stuff, with the X's up
Now your time is up and my mind's made up
Get in here quick so I can wind you up
I'll turn out the lights and take it slow
Pull out my sword and make it glow!

Tucker sang as he transforms his left servo into an energy sword, much to Miko's enjoyment and the Autobots, Humans and Reds and Blues bemusement, before he continues on with the lyrics.

'Caboose's energy sword is better.' Arcee thought.

You know I could use a good lady
Take care of my alien baby

"Don't ask." Sarge, Simmons, Grif, Wash, Doc/O'Malley and Carolina said quickly when, the Autobots and Humans looks at Reds and Blues for some explaination.

So come on girl, take a man to get lost
Cause you know I wanna see you with your helmet off

"I'm not wearing a helmet." Arcee pointed out.

"Está hablando de mujeres que llevaban la misma armadura que nosotros." Lopez explained, to which no one understands him.

Luckily Raf translated it to him.

"Lopez said; 'He's talking about the women that wore the same armor as us.'"

"Oh." Arcee said.

"Eres mi humano favorito hasta ahora." Lopez said to Raf in gratitude.

Translation: You're my favorite human so far.

"Thanks..." Raf said.

When I see the ladies I say
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
When the ladies see me they say
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
Cause they know I treat them right

"Does this song even attract women?" Fowler asked.

"What you think?" O'Malley said looking at him.

"Fair point."

(Bow chicka bow wow!)
When I think about you I say
(BOW CHIKA BOW WOW WOW!)
Cause I know you're outta sight!

"Does he even have any standards?" Arcee asked.

"Yes he does... but it's this..." Wash said.

Then the sound of Guitar solo caught the Autobot, Humans, Reds and Blues' attention is and look to  see that Miko is doing her guitar solo helping Tucker with his song, much to Tucker's delight and the Autobots, Humans Reds and Blue's shock.

"MIKO!" Bulkhead, Jack and Raf shouted in shock.

Miko
Bow wow, chicka bow wow
Chicka chicka chicka chicka bow wow wow
Chick chick bow wooooow
Chick chick chick chick woooooow
Bow chicka bow wow
Bow chicka wow, bow chicka wooooow
Here comes Tucker

"I feel so embarrassed..." Doc said, with the rest agreeing with him.

"You're not the only." Optimus said embarrassed, as he gesture to Miko, playing her quite solo.

"We're all embarrassed..." Bumblebee said.

Tucker
Guess whose back in the house again?
Tuck called me up, said he needed a friend
To play his wing and do my thing
Jump on this track make the ladies sing (Bow!)
All for Tuck, that boys the truth
And the king, you know it, in the booth
Doctor Ruth ain't touching Tuck

Tucker & Miko
Cause the ladies know he's Doctor FUCK!

"LANGUAGE!" Optimus, Ratchet, Fowler, Bulkhead and Wash scolded.

(Bow chicka bow wow!)
Ow! When I see the ladies I say!
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
Ooh! When the ladies see me they say
(Bow chicka bow wow!)
Giiiiirrrrrlll, When I think about you I say!
(BOW CHICKA BOW WOW WOW!)
Cause I know you're outta sight!

"Sooo....you're thoughts?" Tucker asked.

"I find it disturbing." Ratchet and Fowler said.

"Dirtbag!" Sarge said.

"I think it's amazing!" Miko praised.

"Miko don't encourage him!" Jack shouted.

"See! Atleast Miko likes it!" Tucker said, as he gives Miko a small high-five.

Arcee walks up to Tucker and kicks him in the crotch hard, as Tucker falls on the ground hard clutching where the pain is.

"AAAOOOOW!" Tucker cried out in pain.

"Baka..." Arcee scowls, before standing beside Caboose and holding his servo.

"My balls don't deserve this!" Tucker cried out.

"Atleast it's not my balls..." Grif mutters, find it ironic that it wasn't him getting his balls smashed.

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To be continued

Well this Shots is done, I hope you all enjoy this and stay tuned for the next chapter.

A/N: I got this idea when I was looking around YouTube.