"You ever have a song stuck in your head?" Steve the Vehicon asks the audience (You).

"...Yeah, me too. Over 5000, to be exact. I remember Commander Knockout downloaded an entire library of human music on his datapad, sometimes I also listen to those song. Knockout was really big into Femmes. But, for me, my spark goes out to those human classics: hip-hop, tejano folk fusion, and...musical theater."

~Location: Autobot Base Omega.~

In the Autobot Base, Bumblebee and Bulkhead, along with Raf and Miko on their shoulders, are seen walking towards Ratchet, who is working on the monitor.

"Hey Ratchet..." Bulkhead said.

"What is Bulkhead?" Ratchet asks, not looking away from the monitor.

"Have you guys seen Caboose or any of the Reds and Blues? I only saw Coralina and Wash in the training area, and Doc is at his Berthroom, so me and the rest are wondering if you have seen them lately..." Bumblebee beeps, wondering where the Multi-Vehicons are.

This catches Ratchet's attention, and hums.

"Honestly, I don't remember where they are..." Ratchet admitted.

"Actually I do..." a voice catches their attention and they look to see Optimus walking towards them.

"While I'm unsure where Sarge, Donut and Lopez went, or Caboose and Tucker are, but I do saw Simmons and Grif, went to the top of the base guarding..."

"Oh thanks Optimus..." Raf said, before a Bumblebee, Bulkhead and Miko left, leaving Ratchet and Optimus.

Ratchet hums and thinks, 'I wonder where the Reds and Blues are...'

When Raf, Bumblebee, Bulkhead and Miko reach on top of the base, they see Grif and Simmons standing there doing nothing...

"Hey guys!" Miko greets, catching the duo's attention.

"Hi Miko, Bulkhead, Raf and Bumblebee..." Simmons greeted, as Miko, Bulkhead, Bumblebee and Raf stood alongside them.

"So... what's up?" Miko asks.

"Not much, just standing around guarding the base..." Grif said, before looking out else where.

"Oh..." Miko said, before looking at where Simmons and Grif were looking at, only to see nothing but the canyon.

There was awkward silence, until they hear some music.

"Wait, where's the music coming from?" Bulkhead asked as Bumblebee, Raf and Miko look around where the music is coming from.

That is until...

Simmons
Hey

Simmons sang, catching their attention.

Grif
Yeah?

"Wait are they going-" Bumblebee was interrupted when continues Simmons to sing.

Simmons
You ever wonder why we're here?

Grif
It's one of life's mysteries, why are we standing here? Is there a plan? Is there a god?

Grif sang, while Bulkhead and Bumblebee can only watch with questioning expression, as Miko and Raf can only snicker at this sudden event.

"What? No, I mean, why are we out here, singing?" Simmons said no longer singing, with the music gone as well.

"I was wondering the same thing, why were you guys singing?" Bulkhead ask, That's is until...

Sarge
To kill them dirty cons. Jazz hands.

Sarge sang behind all of them, catching their attention.

"Oh, Sarge, we didn't see you there." Simmons said sheepishly.

"And you're also singing..." Bumblebee pointed out.

"Boys, I've got some news that's going to blow your minds! And those dirty cons into teeny tiny pieces!" Sarge announces, ignoring Bumblebee's comment.

"Wait, does this have something to blow them up with?" Bulkhead ask in interest of this news.

"You're correct there my big comrade, Lopez and I just invented a new weaponry for the Autobots, that fills my heart with some sort of new emotion I've never felt before. It makes me feel warm, and want to smile!" Sarge exclaims joyfully.

"You mean Happiness?" Raf guessed.

"That's disgusting..." Sarge said, with disgust.

"So where the hell is it?" Grif asks.

"I'll show you! I already told Optimus and Ratchet where we'll be showcasing it, unfortunately Arcee won't be with us because she's currently out driving with Caboose and Tucker, let's go!" Sarge said before he runs back inside.

"I wonder what they've built..." Miko wonders, before the rest follows suit.

~Small timeskip~

Team Prime(except Arcee) and Red team are in the field from a different location where they won't be spotted by humans.

"Ladies, allow me to introduce you to..." Sarge begins as Lopez is seen holding the new weapon as Sarge continues.

"...The M41 surface-to-surface rocket medium anti-vehicle assault weapon." Sarge announces, which the Autobots and others look in interest.

"...But I like to call it "The Spanker'." Sarge said, when he walks up beside Lopez, while everyone is confuse by the name that is given.

"'The Spanker?' Why would you call it that?" Optimus asked.

"I'm glad you ask, Optimus!" Sarge said grateful.

And that is until Music is heard.

"Wait, where is the music coming from?" Ratchet asks, whilst looking around.

Sarge
🎶Well these letters on the side here, the big SPNKR, Stand for: Sayonara, See ya later, Au revoir. See the cons have had it coming, with their fancy warships and Soldiers, but with this gun, our battle's won, 'cause it don't just kill, it spanks!🎶

"Ooh!" Donut said.

"Are you seriously singing..." Ratchet was then interrupted.

Miko
🎶Sarge, that name sounds really stupid...🎶

Miko sang, making everyone look in surprise, but Ratchet is more shock.

"You've got to be kidding me!" Ratchet said.

"What?!" Sarge exclaims.

Simmon
🎶Yeah it's really, not that great...🎶

"Simmons..." Sarge growls.

Donut
🎶Oh come on, I kinda liked that one!🎶

Sarge
🎶This is not up for debate!🎶

Optimus
🎶Well if we put out heads together, we can find the perfect name.🎶

Optimus sang, shocking everyone, mostly Ratchet.

"Optimus! Since when can you sing?!" Ratchet said.

Donut
🎶Oh, can I go first? My head's fit to burst!🎶

"Oh god, this is so lame." Grif groans.

Sarge
🎶It's an RPG, a Master Key, a projectile wreckin' ball. A big surprise, a little friend, Old Betsy, and the law. This lazy boy is my favorite toy, and I'll tell you fellas why: You lock your load, It shoots; explodes! and you blow them cons sky high.🎶

"Um, yeah, no, those all suck." Grif admitted.

"Well, what would you suggest, Grif?" Sarge said.

"Something cool, like: 'The Equalizer.'" Grif suggested.

"The Equalizer?" Bumblebee questioned.

"What, you got any better ideas?" Grif challenged.

"I do!" Donut said.

"No one cares!" Everyone, and even Optimus shouted.

Simmons
🎶Well, based on the range of impact, I'd call it: "Simmon's Blaster"!🎶

Bulkhead
🎶Why not: "CON-BE-GONE"? 🎶

Miko
🎶Or "Air Torpedo"?🎶

Raf
🎶Or why not: "Ass Disaster!"🎶

"Raf! Language!" Ratchet scolds, but it was ignored.

Simmons
🎶Those names are total garbage!🎶

Grif
🎶Oh right, as if you'd know?🎶

Simmons
🎶How 'bout "AT4"?🎶

Miko
Or "Gjallahorn"?🎶

Lopez
🎶Te odio pendejos, excepto Raf.🎶 [I hate you assholes, except Raf.]

Everyone(except Ratchet who currently is just gawking at the scene)
🎶It's a BFG, Decepticon's Destiny, Heat seeking dead mans bomb. Where death begins, and their life ends, it's a hand held breath of god. Call her what you will, we got her set to kill, time to paint this canyon red!🎶

Simmons
🎶'Cause this-🎶

Sarge
🎶Nuke tube!🎶

Bulkhead
🎶Jack hammer!🎶

Grif
🎶Compensator?🎶

Everyone
🎶Gut slammer?🎶

Bumblebee
🎶Pez dispenser!🎶

Raf
🎶Boom stick!🎶

Sarge
🎶Chupa-thingy!🎶

Optimus
🎶Huge prick🎶

Everyone
🎶Iron Churro Assembled Gun, Heavy Metal Big Bazooka!🎶

Sarge
🎶-means the no-good Decepticons are dead! Ha!🎶

And with that the song ends.

"Seriously! Why everyone singing!?" Ratchet exclaims.

"Shut up Ratchet!" Optimus shouted.

"Optimus!" Ratchet said in shock.

Then a groundbridge appears behind them.

"Uh Guys, did any call for a groundbridge?" Grif asked.

"You think it's Wash? Carolina? Caboose? Doc!Tucker? or Arcee?" Bumblebee said.

"I'm not sure..." Optimus admitted.

Then what came out of the groundbridge is none other than Megatron along with Knockout, Breakdown, Soundwave, Airachnid and Starscream.

"Megatron!" Optimus said, as he transforms his servos into blasters, as rest get in a fighting stance while keeping Raf and Miko from harm.

"Well isn't it Optimus along his Autobots... and a few Autobot Vehicons, this will be easy." Megatron said, he then actives his blade.

"Well! Uh! We got you outnumbered!" Grif said with his Grifshot aimed at them.

"Ha! But you Vehicons are outmatched!" Knockout pointed out.

"Oh... fair point..." Grif said.

"DECEPTICONS! ATTACK!" Megatron orders as the Decepticons starts charging towards their adversary.

"Autobots! Roll out!" Optimus orders as the Autobots does the same.

"Heeyaw!!!" Sarge charges with the new weapon ready.

Before they could clash Donut gets intervenes.

"Wait, wait!" Donut runs in-between the Decepticons and the Autobots.

"Donut what are you doing!?" Ratchet exclaims.

"Guys, why fight? When we can go with: plan D!" Donut suggested, making everyone confused.

"What the hell is that? Plan Donut?" Simmons said sarcastically as he transforms his weapon back to a servo.

"Nope! The D stands for...Dance!" Donut clarifies.

"What?" Everyone said confused by Plan D.

Then Groove music begins playing, along with glittering rainbow lights. Everyone looks around confused on where it came from while Donut dances.

"Uh, what is happening right now?" Starscream asked confused by what is happening.

"I don't know, I just know that I find this juicy..." Knockout grinned.

"Where is that music coming from?" Airachnid asked.

"Come on everybody; let's shake it out!" Donut urges.

"Well alright, a peaceful resolution." Optimus said satisfied.

"Muisic: Set to Funk." Soundwave said, as the groove music continues, then Knockout walks infront of his group and starts dancing.

"Knockout, what in the pits are you doing?" Megatron questioned.

"I can't help it, something's taking over!" Knockout said, still dancing.

"Oh yeah, move those treads!" Breakdown said with a smirk.

All around Ratchet, the Decepticons and Autobots begins dancing by doing squats in unison, while Ratchet can only watch in shock.

"Everybody do-do the Chupacabra!" Donut said.

Cut to a wide shot of everyone. They pause for a second as the groove music continues, they all turn to face the other way to the beat.

"Groove dancing: Initiated!" Soundwave announces.

While Airachnid now sings as everyone except Ratchet dances.

"What the Frag is happening right now?" Ratchet asked in shock.

They all continue dancing and while Airachnid, continues singing. Their dance consist of a sick move where they squat and do a rotating pelvic thrust.

"Do-do-do-do-do-do-do the Chupa! Do-do-do-do-ah-ah do the Chupa!" Donut said.

"This has to be a dream!" Ratchet shouted.

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Then the scene cuts to Ratchet waking up in Berth room, screaming.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Ratchet said screaming, before panting in relief.

"Oh Primus it's just a dream! There was no dancing or singing!" Ratchet sighs in relief.

Ratchet gets out of his berth and goes to the main ops center to start working on the monitor, only see...
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Caboose, Tucker and Arcee dancing, with music being played on the background.

Ratchet stops in his tracks for a few seconds before running back in his berthroom in fear.

"THIS HAS TO BE A DREAM! THIS HAS TO BE A DREAM!" Ratchet screams in horror.

"Huh?" Tucker said, confuse before turning the animation music off.

"What was that about?" Arcee ask in confusion.

"I have no idea what's wrong with your medic..." Tucker said.

There's was awkward silence until...

"Are we going to continue dancing?" Caboose asked.

"Yup..." Arcee said.

May Ratchet recover from his nightmares.

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To be continued

Well this Non-Chapter is done, I hope you all enjoy this and stay tuned for the next chapter.

I watching Reds vs Blue season 14 episode 18 and I was wondering if I could do the same to this story... so I made one 😁... and also I was bored.