Chapter 8: Reunion and Explanations


"Nine points, ya dirty whores!!!" Lightish-Red Vehicon shouts

Caboose and Team Prime looks for the thrower, who is revealed to be Pink(Donut: It's Lightish-Red!) Vehicon, but to Caboose it's Donut.

He's not alone, along with Donut are other multi-colored Vehicon, except for Coralina who looks almost like Arcee, consisting of Aqua, Brown, Steel, Violet, Yellow (Grif: It's Orange, Author!!!), Red and Mroon all lined up.

Caboose and Freckles runs and rolls out of the blast. The grenades explode, sending the Vehicons flying. Caboose skids to Washington's feet, while Freckles follows behind.

Caboose looks up and smiles happily behind his visor and stands up.

"GUYS! You're here! I'm so happy to see you!" Caboose said happily as he hugs Wash while he returns the hug and lets go.

"Um Caboose, as much as it's great to see you again and alive, but you better have some explanation now whats going on because we've been stuck on the Arctic for 6 days when we were turned to giant robots!" Grif exclaims.

"Oh okay!" Caboose said happily.

(PLAY THE MUSIC)

"Guys, I think explanation should come in later, because we have some company!" Wash said pointing at the army of Vehicons.

Soon the Vehicons got up from their pede from the explosion and face the Reds, Blues and Freelancers for a fight.

"Dear God! We are under attack by the Purple Team! And there's many of them! And they're robots! Damn Purple bastards!!" Sarge said in shock and anger.

"So um explanation later?" Tucker asked, getting in a fighting stance as he eyed each Vehicon.

"Yup seems like it!" Sarge said as his servo transform into a shotgun and cocks it.

"Lock and load people!" Coralina said as she transforms her servos into blasters.

"Prepárate para convertirte en perras chatarra!!" Lopez declares as his left hand transforms into a heavy blaster while the other transforms into Fuel Rod cannon.

(Translation: Get ready to become scrap bitches!!)

"TIME FOR THEM TO TATSE! OBLIVION!" O'Malley/Doc declares shouted as his left servo transforms into a Rocket Launcher and his right arm is a heavy blaster, while with Team Prime when Bumblebee and Raf heard O'Malley's voice they quickly hide behind Optimus in fear.

In a row, everyone readies their weapons, Tucker's right servo transforms into an energy sword, Simmon transforms his left servo into a Rocket Launcher and the other is blaster, Grif's right servo transforms into the Grifshot, as Wash's and Donut's left servo transforms into blasters.

Wash looks at Caboose and to his surprise, Freckles jumps into the air and Transforms into a blaster as Caboose grabs him trains it on the Vehicons.

"Hostiles: Detected, weapons ready!" Freckles informs as Caboose nods.

Wash was surprise on how Caboose is acting but shook it off. Tucker looks at Caboose and ask.

"Um, Caboose, I need you to get a little angry-"

Tucker wasn't able to finish when all of sudden Caboose charges into the army, then he did something unexpected that got the Reds, Blues and Freelancer, and Team Prime also got caught off-guard.

Caboose TRANSFORMS! Into his Tank Alt mode and plows through the Vehicons.

"WHAT!?" Raf, Bumblebee and Bulkhead exclaims in shock.

"Did Caboose, just TRANSFORM!?" Arcee said in shock.

"I-indeed... he finally learned..." Optimus said wide-optic.

Caboose continues to plows through the Vehicons sending many of them flying, while firing his turret, killing a few on the way.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Simmons and Grif exclaims in awe and shock.

"D-did that just happen!?" Sarge asked wide-optic.

"Y-Yup!" Wash stuttered.

Caboose transforms back to his bipedal form and rolls then he stands up triumphantly.

"MY NAME IS MICHAEL J. CABOOSE! AND I...!" Caboose declares.

He sees a Vehicon charging at him, he slams Freckles into an approaching and his left servo transforms into an energy sword and slices another Vehicon in half, shocking Tucker and everyone.

"...HATE!.."

Caboose uppercuts one and sends it flying into the air, he slashes a few more Vehicons, before Caboose drop kicks another Vehicon sends it plowing through the other robots. He grabs one by the legs and swings it around before letting it go and crash into the other Vehicon and finally, he stands up triumphantly. Caboose transforms his energy sword back to servos and places Freckles on his back and lets out a barrage of punches, sending a majority of the Vehicons flying. He grabbed a random Vehicon and smashed it into several others, then uppercutting more.

"DECEPTICONS!!!"

He grabs Freckles and fires him at the Vehicons killing a few of them.

"D-did that just happen!?" Grif exclaims in shock.

"Not now! Nows our chance!" Tucker said.

The group starts running towards the Vehicons with their weapons ready.

"For our ancestors' ancestors! Attack!" Sarge fires his shotgun killing the Vehicon that was close to him.

The group charges into the fray. Carolina leads the charge with a flying sidekick knocking a Vehicon back as she finishes off with her shooting her blaster at the Vehicon, while Tucker rush forward, slashing through the Vehicons with his Energy. Washington followed soon and crouched down and let out a barrage of Lasers at the Vehicons with his blaster.

The others soon join them, with a collection of all types of lasers along with rockets and swords, firing at the huge Battalion of Vehicons as Caboose continues running through the battlefield, plowing through the Vehicons with a collection of his Alt mode and the main turret behind his back.

Sarge charged forward and blasted the helm off of a Vehicon, before knocking it down. Simmons followed up and shot some Vehicons trying to attack Sarge from behind. Grif steadily moved forward and fired his weapon, killing a few Vehicons.

Carolina jumped upwards and crushes the Vehiocn's helm with her pede. Coralina charged again and launched a barrage of lasers with her blaster while, Tucker stabbed one and swished him towards another Vehicon, and charged as well.

"HAHAHAHA! SWEET BEAUTIFUL VIOLENCE!!!" Doc/O'Malley shouts happily while he and Lopez just moved forward and released a barrage of missiles, fuel rods and rockets. Donut shoots at several Vehicons, before tossing a sticky grenade, latching onto a group of Vehicons destroying many of them.

"Donut, look out!" Sarge warns him, as he took out another Vehicon.

Donut looks behind him and sees a Vehicon approach Donut, blaster aimed at him.

"Oh no!" Donut starts whimpering, and Washington comes in and quickly takes out the Vehicon, saving Donut.

"Okay we're done here!" Washington said as Donut gets back into shooting.

Grif blasts a nearby Vehicon but another pair knock him down and opens up his legs. A trio of drones attempt to follow up with a piledrive into his groin.

"NO! NO! NOOO!" Grif starts panicking, but Carolina intercepts them, kicking them out of the air.

The duo lets go of Grif and attack Carolina, one of them punches her in the faceplate and the other one knocks her back with a jumping front kick, and Tucker slides in and dispatches them both. Grif stands up but a Vehicon punches him in the groin, sending him flying backwards so another one behind him could follow up with a kick to the same spot and knock him away.

"OW!! WHAT'S WITH ROBOTS GOING AFTER MY BALLS!?" Grif shouted angrily, he stands up and shoots a pair of Vehicons, destroying them.

"Grif look out!" Sarge warned again. Grif glanced and saw a Vehicon charging at him, aimed for his groin.

"Oh no! Not this time!" He said as he uses the blade of the Grifshot and slashes it at the Vehicon, killing the Vehicon.

"YEAH NOT GOING FOR BALLS THIS TIM-" Another Vehicon comes in and kicks him on the groin sending him flying.

"OW! Oh come on!!" Grif exclaims, and Lopez comes in and destroys Vehicon, who kicked Grif in the groin.

"Hasta la vista cabezas de mierda!" Lopez said as he fires another Fuel Rod at the Vehicon while firing his blaster.

(Translation: Hasta la vista shit heads!)

Grif gets back up to his feet, and they rush to rejoin the group, who are now surrounded in the middle of the battlefield. With their backs together they continue fighting off the Vehicons.

"Déjà vu huh?" Grif asked.

"Yup." Simmons replied, shooting down more Vehicons with his Rocket Launcher.

While they continue to hold their ground Team Prime watches the situation in shock, not just by the Multi-Colored cybertronians, but by the fact that Caboose was able to fight and take down a bunch of Vehicons and TRANSFORM!

And the fact he has a Mini-con the entire time.

"Woah..." Raf said in awe.

"Yup, woah indeed..." Bumblebee said wide-optic.

"T-this is...I-incredible..." Ratchet said in amazement by Caboose and the other Vehicons performance in combat and holding their ground, as if they are not Vehicons at all.

The Reds, Blues and Freelancers continues holding their own against the Vehicons as the Decepticons dwindle in numbers, soon a few flyers flew in and starts strafing them.

Sarge sees this and yells to his team. "INCOMING ENEMY AIR SUPPORT!" They look up and they see Vehicons fly in and strafing them. They were able to avoid the attack, but as another strafe is going to happen.

Team Prime comes in and shot several blaster shots streaking above the Reds, Blues and Freelancer and taking down a couple fliers. The Reds, Blues and Freelancer looks at who shot the Flyers to see Team Prime with their blasters out shooting down more Vehicon fliers.

(End The Music)

"Are they in our side?!" Wash asked in shock.

"It seems so..." Coralina said equally shock by this.

"Less talking! more shooting!" O'Malley said and joins Team Prime to shoot down more Vehicons.

The rest of the Reds and Blues were about to follow suit, but then Caboose did something unexpected again, He TRANSFORMS, this time into his Flyer mode!

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Tucker said in shock.

"What the Sam's Hill!?" Sarge said in shock.

Caboose then flies off to intercept the flying Decepticons. Optimus sees this and orders.

"Autobots hold your fire! We might hit Caboose!!" Optimus orders as Team Prime halting their attack on the Decepticon fliers.

"Wait! These guys know Caboose?!" Tucker said in shock, but it was ignored as their focus is on the dogfight between the Vehicons and the Blue Idiot.

Everyone in the ground continues to watch as Caboose fight on the Vehicons on the sky, and none of them attempts gave fire support to aid Caboose, in fear they might hit him by accident.

The Vehicon flyers' focus are now on the Blue Vehicon as they intercept him, Caboose dodged a few Blaster bolts before firing his own weapons taking down a few Vehicons. A few Vehicon flyers are soon behind him and fired at Caboose, he did a barrel roll avoiding the shoots before doing a few evasive maneuvers, as he also took down some Vehicons.

Things are going well for Caboose, but soon the Vehicons are now overwhelming him, a few well-place shots from the Vehicons hits him, damaging his armor, but not enough to take him down.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!" Caboose exclaims in pain as few more lasers hits him.

Seeing this, Team Prime and the Reds and Blues starts to worry as Caboose is getting more hit by the enemy.

"Guys! Caboose needs our help!" Raf said concerned, seeing his friend getting overwhelmed.

"We can't! We might hit him!" Ratchet pointed out.

Arcee looks at the fight worried seeing that Caboose will soon be overwhelmed, she looks around and her optics falls on Tucker, who continues to look at the dogfight in concern for Caboose. And she notices Tucker has wings meaning he's a flyer! Arcee sees as an opportunity and runs up to him.

"You! Vehicon!" Arcee said catching his attention Tucker's and everyone's attention.

"Who me?" Tucker asked confused.

"Yes! You! You're a flyer! Transform and help him!" Arcee points at Caboose.

"Wait!? What?! I can't fly!" Tucker retorts.

"Yes you can you're a flyer! You have wings!" Arcee countered, pointing at his wings.

"Listen lady, I-I seriously can't fly! I-I can't even do... what Caboose did!" Tucker pointed out.

"Well do some-" She wasn't able to finish as loud crash is heard, and they look where the source of the crash came from and to their shock and horror, Caboose CRASHED!

"CABOOSE!!!" Everyone shouts in concern seeing.

"Caboose! NO!!" Arcee sprints to towards the crashed Blue Vehicon, only to stop when the last 10 Vehicon from the original 40, transforms in their alt modes and approaches the smoking wreckage, where Caboose crashed.

"Do you think we got him?" The Vehicon said.

"I hope so! Atleast we got one of them!" One of the Vehicon said.

Arcee gets angry and was about to charge in to attack the Decepticons, but all of a sudden a red visor can be seen in the smoke and two Vehicons where blasted to smithereens. And when the smoke cleared, Caboose is seen crouched down with his Main Turret aimed at the last remaining Vehicons.

The last Vehicons then hears something coming towards them and they look behind and sees Team Prime, Reds and Blues aiming their blasters at them, while Caboose stands up and soon his servo transforms into a blaster and aims it at the Decepticon.

Seeing as they are out numbered, the Vehicons transformed and began to fly away, fleeing the scene, only to be shot down by O'Malley.

"NO MERCY! HAHAHA!" Bumblebee and Raf flinched at his voice.

Eventually, they all sigh in relief and soon Caboose spoke.

"Wow, I was flying! And I crashed!" Caboose said happily, as if he's not hurt at all.

The Reds and Blues turns their attention at Caboose and shouted.

"CABOOSE!" They tackle him to a huge group hug.

"GUYS! YOU'RE HERE!" Caboose hugs them back, they soon break out fo the hug and they look at him.

"Caboose, it's great to see you again!" Tucker said with joy,

"I thought you were dead-" Wash wasn't able to finish when all of a sudden, Arcee tackles Caboose to a tight hug, surprising everyone.

"CABOOSE! I'm happy that you're alright." Arcee said with a few energon tears coming out.

"Yes! I'm alright! Everyone is alright!" Caboose hugs her back causing Arcee to blush, but she doesn't care.

A cough catches their their attention and they see Wash standing there awkwardly when he sees Caboose getting hugged by Arcee.

"Um Caboose, I hate interrupt your moment there, but I believe some explanation would be beneficial, like WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!?" Wash exclaims.

"...and I believe we need ssome explanation from you aswell..." A voice said.

Wash and the Reds and Blues turns around to see Optimus and the Auotobots standing behind them, except Arcee who is holding Caboose servo.

"What...the...fuck..." Simmons said.

~Timeskip~

The walk back to the portal was in a mixture of confusion and questions as we all went through the portal back to base. As soon as they got back, Arcee removes her warm clothing, as she and Bulkhead went to go pick up Jack and Miko so everyone can be here as Ratchet does a final check up on Caboose in the hub area, and so Wash can start explaining about him and their situation.

As the others returned, Miko was excited to meet them, while Agent Folwer stayed wary of them.

"Wow! More Bots! Or are they Cons?" Miko said.

"Excuse me?" Grif asked confused.

Optimus clears his throat and says, "I believe some introductions should be beneficial right now..."

"Alright, since you already know Caboose I guess it's fair we introduced ourselves, but you give the first introduction." Wash said.

"Very well... My name is Optimus Prime, and these are our members. Our Medic, Ratchet" he gestures to Ratchet. "Our two scouts, Arcee and Bumblebee." He gestures to them. "...and Bulkhead, our soldier." He finishes.

"Name is Jack Darby, these here are Raf and Miko..." Jack introduced.

"Hiya!" Miko waves at them, to which Donut and Doc waves back.

"Hi...?" Raf said.

"And my name is Agent Folwer... now we're done introducing ourselves now it's your turn." Folwer said,

"Alright then, My Name is Agent Washington or Wash for short, that's code name, my real name is David." He introduced.

"My name is Coralina, and that's all you need to know." She introduced.

"My Name Captain Lavernius Tucker, But you can call me Tucker... speaking of which..." Tucker said then he leaned towards Arcee, "Hey Arcee, do you have a map because I'm lost to your eyes, Bow Chika Bow wow !" Tucker compliments.

Arcee looks disgust by this and she immediately kicks in the groin.

"OW! OKAY! Okay! Sorry!" Tucker said holding where the pain hurts, while the others just laugh or chuckles at this.

"Anyways, my name is Sarge!" Sarge introduces.

"Sarge is your name?" Fowler asked confused.

"Yep! Pappy always told me 'son dress for the job you want' and I decided to take it a little further so I legally changed my name to Sarge!" Sarge said.

"That's Awesome! Maybe I should rename myself something more Awesome!" Miko said excitedly.

"Miko, no!" Bulkhead warned.

"Anyhow, I'm Grif..." Grif lazily introduced.

"I'm Richard Dick Simmons..." Simmons said, making Miko chuckle at the name.

"I am Medical Officer Super Private First Class-" started Doc.

"Once again Doc, that's not a real rank... its just what the we made up so you can shut up!" Grif said.

O'Malley quickly took over Doc's body as his visor turn blood red and his servo transforms into a blaster and primes it up and aims it at Grif, making everyone flinch.

"Perhaps I should let you taste OBLIVION!!!" O'mally shouted as he aimed it at Grif.

"Gah! That's tens times more terrifying! I'm sorry!!" Grif said terrified and hides behind Washington. Ratchet gets into a fight stance and Bumblebee immediately grabs a traffic cone over his faceplate to protect himself while Raf hides behind Jack.

"O'MALLEY!!" Coralina scolds.

"Grrr... alright fine..." O'Malley grumbled as he transforms his Rocket Launcher back to a servo.

Immediately Team Prime looks at the Reds and Blues for explanation.

"Forgive Doc, He has a split personality..." Coralina explained.

"That's understandable..." Optimus nodded, while the rest remained skeptical.

"Also my name is Frank DuFrense, but you can just call me Doc, all these guys do!" Doc introduced.

"And I'm Private Franklin Delano Donut." Donut said.

'What kind of creator names their sparkling Donut to a human product? Sounds more weirder than Caboose...' Ratchet thought.

"...And this here is Lopez." Wash introduced.

"Hola soy López el pesado." Lopez introduces surprising Raf.

(Translation: Hi, I'm Lopez the heavy)

"You speak Spanish?!" Raf said excited.

"¿Por qué? ¿Tu hablas español?" Lopez asked hopefully.

(Translation: Why? You speak Spanish?)

"Yes, I do!" Raf admitted.

"Fantástico!" Lopez cheered in joy seeing he's not the only person to speak Spanish, while Team Prime smiles at this.

Then everyone in Team Prime notices something odd.

"Wait a minute, you guys don't sound like you have Cybertronian names, but human names... why is that?" Jack pointed out.

"Well, you see you may not believe us, but...we're human..." Wash admitted, shocking everyone in Team Prime.

"WHAT!?"

Wash starts off saying that they were human along with Caboose and they were from another dimension, and ofcourse they didn't believe them, but if it wasn't for how the way Caboose acted, like the mention of human food, human diseases and also his name being a Human name 'Micheal J. Caboose'. And soon explained their adventure they experience and they finish explaining their situation.

"Interesting, that seems to be explain everything..." Optimus said, surprise by the revelation.

"...Caboose's mention of human products..." Arcee added

"He's lack of knowledge of transformation... except for what happened today..." Ratchet said.

"What have you been doing after Chorus?" Optimus asked.

"Lots of bullshit, I do not even know where to start." Grif groans.

"Watch your language!" Folwer said covering Raf's ears.

"Whatever..." Grif said nonchalantly getting a glare from Agent Fowler, Ratchet and Bumblebee.

"Before or after the temple? If it's before, this is gonna get NSFW real quick." Tucker points out.

"Temple? What Temple?" Ratchet questioned.

"Hooo yeah! After we captured Hargrove, we partied hard fuckin' hard!" Tucker explains.

"LANGUAGE!" Ratchet and Fowler said, while still covering Raf's ears from the bad language being spoken.

"Sorry, Anyways Chorus has this ancient relic called the 'Temple of Procreation' that when activated makes-"

"We said we would not talk about that!!" Grif, and Simmons exclaims.

Grif and Simmons look at each other and then look away in embarrassment, while everyone looked confused.

"It was like a planet-wide aphrodisiac!" Sarge exclaims. "Things got real Bohemian! Mm-hmm!"

"Yeah, y'all keep saying that! But everything felt normal to me!" Tucker shrugs.

"Surprising no one." Wash mutters.

"Can we... can we change the subject?" Simmons pleads.

"Oh, they're just upset because Grif and Simmons got locked in a storage closet during the whole-" Caboose wasn't able to finish.

"THE SUBJECT! CHANGE IT NOW!" Grif growls.

"To actually answer your question, after the war on Chorus we decided we were due some time off." Wash explains.

"We've earned some R & R. Even Carolina agreed!" Tucker adds.

"You agreed?" Arcee asked, surprised by this.

"I've lived most of my life in action never got a break, so I decided I'd give the simple life to a day in court ..." Carolina shrugs simply.

"No more adventures? Heck yeah I was on board!" Grif said relieved.

"Kimball set us up on this isolated moon, and she built us some of the most awesome new bases ever!" Simmons said.

"Everyone adjusted to the peace and quiet different, some of us were naturals." Tucker said looking at Grif.

"Do not hate the player." Grif replied.

"Sarge got hopelessly depressed after not dying heroically on Chorus!" Simmons states.

"Hogwash! Baseless slander!" Sarge cries.

"But you said-" Simmons begins.

~Flashback~

"I am hopelessly depressed after not dying heroically on Chorus! We need a new enemy!" Sarge said walking up to Red Team.

Grif, Simmons, Donut and Lopez immediately runs away.

"Something to fight..." Sarge said before he notices them leaving. "Where are y'all going?"

~Flashback Ends~

"Sarge wasn't the only one having a hard time adjusting to inaction." Tucker said looking at Coralina.

Immediately everyone looks at Carolina.

"What?!" Carolina said.

"Fortunately, we found a tutor." Wash states.

~Flashback~

"Help me, Grif. Help me be the best at being lazy." Carolina said serious standing in front of Grif sitting cross-legged on the ground.

"You're not ready, padawan." Grif countered.

"I can try!" Carolina begs.

"No. There is no try." Grif stated.

~Flashback Ends~

"Really?" Fowler said deadpan, finding this really stupid.

"Yup, and peaceful times didn't last too long." Tucker continues "...Turns out the we live in planet has some native lifeforms!"

"Like what?" Jack asked.

"...Dinosaurs..." Tucker answered.

"Wait What?!" Miko, Raf, Jack and Folwer said in unison.

~Flashback~

Loud stomping is heard and a roar is heard

"AAAAHHH, RUUUUN!" Simmons yells while running.

"I CAN'T DIE AS FOOD! OH, THE IRONY!" Grif adds.

~Flashback End~

Miko and Raf laughs at the flashback along with Bumblebee and Bulkhead, while Ratchet and Arcee tries their best not to laugh.

"While everyone debated if dying as food was technically ironic, we continue to lay low until the Dinosaurs are gone." Coralina said.

"GASP! There are dinosaurs Agent Coralina!?" Caboose gasp in shock

"Yes we just mentioned that like a few minutes ago, and if you were there I think you would go and make friends with the dinosaurs'' Carolina said.

''How do you know he would do that?'' Miko asked, pointing at Caboose.

''Because of course he would, if you guys known Caboose for awhile now, you could tell he would make friend with everyone, including with the enemy." Grif stated.

"Hmm... understandable..." Optimus said remembering when Caboose tried to befriend the a few Vehicons attacking them during a mission in past month.

"...and then Donut somehow managed to burn down our bases!!!" Grif exclaims angrily.

"What!?" Team Prime (except Optimus) exclaims.

"Whoopsy-daisy!" Donut rubs the back of his head.

"Oh-ho, why, oh-why-oh-why?!" Grif cried.

"I told you! It was a simple mishap with my vanilla-satin scented candles! Sheesh!" Donut replies, while Team Prime facepalms at this.

"We lost eighty-percent of our rations in the fire." Simmons points at Grif. "So fatass over here started going around and eating native plants!"

"Hey! You can't call me fat anymore, I have the same body design as you!" Grif exclaims, referring to the fact that the Reds and Blues share the same Vehicons body design, except Carolina since she looks a lot like Arcee, but more cyan.

"...And what happened?" Bulkhead asked.

"Oh, and as it turns out? The mushrooms are basically crystal meth on crystal meth!" Simmons said glaring at Grif's lack of knowledge of eating Natives plants.

"Yeah? Well at least I didn't spend my summer learning Esperanto!" Grif retorts.

"I thought Esperanto was Spanish for Spanish." Simmons sighs.

"And now you're the only one in the universe who speaks a dead language! How appropriate!" Tucker states.

"Mi estas tiel sola". Simmons said in a depress tone in Esperanto.

(Translation: I'm so alone.)

Seeing Simmons getting upset, Raf decides to show him he's not alone.

"Vi ne estas sola." Raf said, surprising everyone, while making Simmons and Lopez perk up from that.

(Translation: You're not alone.)

"Hah! See I'm not the only one!" Simmons taunts Tucker.

"Shut up! Anyways, right around when we tried to raise some money for new bases by selling off our movie rights!" Tucker explains.

"Hollywood really screwed the pooch on that one." Grif said unimpressed.

"What happened? Did it went wrong?" Jack asked.

"Nope! We were rich!" Grif said.

"Wait really!?" Miko said in surprise along with anyone.

"I wonder how did they screw this up?" Bumblebee whispers Bulkhead, but he just shrugs.

"And then we realized water parks were way more awesome than bases!" Grif adds.

"WATERPARK!?" Miko and Caboose said in surprise.

"Yup, so we built the galaxy's greatest...water park." Carolina states.

"YAY!" All the Reds and Blue, except Coralina and Caboose cheered.

"...Yay..." Coralina said unenthusiastic.

"You guys built the Galaxy's greatest waterpark!? Awesome! Can we go?!" Miko with Raf agreeing to this.

"I would like to go aswell!" Raf pleads and Bumblebee surprisingly agrees to join aswell..

"Can we come too?! Please!? Please!? Please!?" Caboose said jumping up and down, while Team Prime just smile at their antics.

"Sorry to break it to you, but it's not there anymore..." Wash said, disappointing the ones that wants to go.

"Awwww, What happened?" Miko said in disappointment along with those who wants to go.

"BECAUSE OF DONUT!" Grif screamed angrily.

"Whoopsy-daisy!" Donut rubs the back of his head.

"Wait, did he-" Ratchet was about to ask but Grif interrupts him.

"YES AND I MEAN HOW, HOW DO YOU EVEN BURN DOWN A WATER PARK DONUT!?!" Grif screamed.

"Well firstly lube isn't normally flammable and secondly I didn't burn down the whole water park just the park part." Donut said.

"He burnt those too didn't he?" Ratchet asked deadpan.

"YES!" Grif exclaims, Ratchet can't help but facepalm at this.

"So anyways, we took what was left from the old bases and the waterpark and made a fortress of used up shit" Tucker said.

"Langu- oh forget it!" Folwer gives up, but still continues to put his hands over Raf's ears from the bad swears.

"And so we formed a band..." Grif stated.

"Tucker thought it would attract...chicks..." Wash said.

"Which worked..." Tucker said removing his mask and wiggling his metal eye-brows at Arcee, only to be punched in the faceplate.

"...pervert..." Arcee said in disgust.

"Ow..." Tucker said in pain.

"I'm sorry about his actions..." Coralina apologized.

~Flashback~

Donut is sitting at his drum set, Tucker has an electric, Grif has a bass guitar.

"The Talking Reds!" Grif suggests.

"Mötley Blüe!" Tucker said.

"How about redmau5?" Grif suggests.

"Oh! How about Lightish Reds!" Donut suggests.

Soon Carolina walks in.

"Hey, I heard you guys are looking for a back-up singer." Coralina said confidently.

"Uh, yeah! Chick singers are awesome!" Tucker exclaims.

"Can you sing, though?" Grif asks.

"Can I sing?" Carolina replied confidently.

~Flashback End~

"Carolina sings, So good." Tucker said sounding very unconvinced.

"Thank you." Carolina nods appreciatively.

"You guys sound like she didn't sound good..." Miko pointed out, but Wash gave her a quiet gesture to shut up.

"Oh don't be silly Miko and we're definitely not saying that because she could kill us." Simmons adds.

"So, Good." Grif strains.

"I guess not good..." Bulkhead mutters to Bumblebee, but Coralina heard him.

"What was that!?" Coralina glared at the two Autobots.

"Nothing!" Bulkhead and Bumblebee yelps a bit in fear.

"Sarge decided to make his own enemy, so he built an evil robot army to invade our valley!" Simmons points out.

"What!?" Team Prime exclaims.

"Why would you do that!? Are you really desperate for action that much!!?" Fowler asks, and irritated by Sarge's desperation for action.

"...Maybe..." Sarge replied.

"More importantly, how did he get the resources for that?" Optimus questions.

"I dunno..." Sarge shrugs.

"THAT'S COOL! What happened!?" Miko ask excitedly.

"You really excited about this?" Simmons asks, in surprise.

"You'll get use to it..." Bulkhead said patting Simmon's shoulder pad.

"Then robots malfunctioned and attacked the dinosaurs!" Tucker exclaims.

~Flashback~

The Reds and Blues stand at the edge of a cliff while they watch the robots attack the dinosaurs and smoke is seen and screeches, roars, and explosions can be heard.

"I have seen some amazing things in my life, but this ... this takes the cake." Wash said in satisfaction

~Flashback Ends~

Carolina giggles. "And then Grif convinced Simmons Game of Thrones really happened."

"What?" Everyone in Team Prime asks.

~Flashback~

Grif and Simmons are seen standing on top of the base.

"Nuh-uh." Simmons shakes his head.

"Uh-huh." Grif nods

"Oh, shut up!"

"Seriously, dude!"

"Nah, nah, no way!" Simmons says still unconvinced.

"Yeah, way." Grif insists.

"Dude."

"Dude."

"Dude!"

"Dude."

"Dude!"

"Yeah, dude." Grif nods again.

"That's awesome! Man, I'm gonna go visit!" Simmons said excitedly.

~Flashback End~

"Sarge found a new enemy! One that would keep him busy for the rest of our time here." Simmons said.

"Which reminds me, I have to go back to battle!" Sarge reminds them.

"Who's this new enemy?" Miko asked.

Sarge walks out in front of them and begins to make a speech.

"Everyone For far too long our people have been oppressed, crushed..."

Team Prime were leaning in and wondering what's this new enemy is until...

"...under the weight of our selves!"

"What?" Team Prime (except Optimus) said in confusion.

"...If we do not start standing up to our mortal foe gravity, by god who will?"

Everyone in Team Prime, and even surprisingly Optimus, deadpan or facepalmed at his stupidity and Arcee looks at Agent Washington and ask.

"Did you really going to let this play out?" Arcee asks deadpan.

"Why not? I want to know how will it go?" Wash shrugs amused.

"But that just meant Blue Team had one more jeep than Red Team." Simmons explains.

~Flashback~

Sarge walks up to Red Team again. "Gentlemen, we simply can not let Blue Team have tactical superiority over the canyon! This means war! Red. VS.-"

"Meirde..." Lopez mutters.

...BLUE!" Sarge finishes.

~Flashback End~

"That helped us realize just how outdated this whole Red Team-Blue Team thing really is." Tucker says.

"So we had a meeting to debate a new form of government." Simmons stated.

"What type of Government did you guys vote for?" Fowler asked.

"I voted anarchy." Grif said.

"You can't vote anarchy." Optimus pointed out.

"That's what I told him!" Simmons said.

"And I voted Monarchy! Whoever holds the magical sword." Tucker transforms his servo into his energy sword. "Excalibur!"

"Party Paryarchy!" Caboose joins in.

"Yeah!" Miko cheers, in agreement.

"Caboose, that's not a Government!" Ratchet said.

"Military Dictatorship!" Sarge states.

"Democracy!" Folwer surprisingly joins in.

"Matriarchy." Carolina puts in.

"Oh! How about malarkey?" Caboose suggests.

"Caboose! That's not a type of government! It just means meaningless talk and nonsense!" Ratchet said clearly irritated by this.

There was a long silence between them.
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"Malarkey might have won, if Caboose was there with us, so we voted to be no Government... at all." Wash says.

"And, you have not mentioned that weird place!" Grif adds.

"Oh yeah! Somehow Simmons got stuck in another dimension!" Tucker stated.

~Flashback~

Simmons is in the Upside-Down from Stranger Things.

"Hello? Sarge? Grif? Anyone there? Guys! Hello! HELP!!" Simmons cried.

The Reds and Blues are staring at the alphabet Christmas lights from Stranger Things.

"'Help'... He just...keeps saying, 'help.'"Wash said.

~Flashback Ends~

"Oh, and we found Donut dead!" Grif said.

"What!?" Surprising Team Prime.

~Flashback~

Grif finds Donut's 'dead' body lying on the beach.

"Sweet." Grif said

"We decided to bury him in a shallow, unmarked grave." Simmons narrates.

"Then, how is he alive?" Miko asks.

Simmons, Tucker, and Grif are staring at the unmarked grave.

"Aw, fiddlesticks! I can't find my suit!" Donut said as the three turn to see him coming out of the water completely naked.

"Turns out he was just...skinny-dipping." Grif narrates, shredder.

"Guess I'm going au natural! Nice and breezy!"

Simmons, Tucker, and Grif are now running from him.

"AAAAAHHHH, RUN!" Simmons yells.

"AH, THE IRONY!" Grif cries.

~Flashback Ends~

"Wait you saw him naked?! HAHAHA!" Miko laughs out loud as Raf, Jack, Bumblebee and Bulkhead starts laughing while, Ratchet, and Agent Fowler is preventing himself from laughing .

"YES WE SAW HIM! WE'VE ALWAYS SAW HIM! BUT IT STILL DOSEN'T HELP AT ANY TIME WHEN WE DO SEE HIM!" Grif Roared.

"Seriously!? HAHA! If only Jackie can hear this!!" Bulkhead breaths out as he continues laughing.

"I-I-I can't breath! Hahaha!!!" Bumblebee said trying to calm down.

While they continue laughing, Fowler turn to Donut and ask.

"Are you gay?" Fowler asks,

"Yes I am!" Donut admitted.

"It's quite obvious, the fact he wears pink armor-" Wash said.

"It's Lightish Red!" Donut corrected.

"Whatever, the fact he invites everyone to a tea party..." Wash listed.

"His girly hand writing where he insists on dotting all the I's with hearts." Simmons added.

"...and Donut The Musical..." Doc added, "Seriously, it was awful!" O'mally added.

"Oh come, on it's not that bad!" Donut defended.

"...and the Brad Pitt poster and Chris Pratt posters he has with love hearts surrounding them" Grif said.

"Wow..." Miko said surprise.

"Anyways, that's not that weirdest thing that happened..." everyone leaned in, "Wash. Grew. A BEARD!" Coralina said.

Everyone soon got unimpressed looks.

"Seriously?" Fowler said, pinching his templates.

"Yup! And then a few days ago in the morning Grif spiked Simmons's couscous with his meth-meth shrooms!" Tucker laughs, and Miko and Bulkhead laughs along.

"Why?" Ratchet asked.

"You know, for the lulz." Grif shrugs.

"So, I take it you don't seem to have a peaceful rest..." Ratchet concluded.

"It's been awful!" Grif cried "Instead of a peaceful retirement, it's been the same damn shit with the same damn idiots!"

Everyone was silent before Ratchet spoke.

"Well, that's interesting... explanation..." Ratchet said unsure to say

"Hehe, it's funny to listen to!" Miko said giggling.

"That was awesome!" Caboose cheered.

"I have to agree with Caboose here..." Bulkhead agreed, and Bumblebee nods.

"But that doesn't explain how you end up in the Arctic, and how you end up in our dimension." Arcee pointed.

"Okay, before we explain further, but when you found Caboose did you guys find him in the Arctic?" Tucker ask.

"No we didn't, he just conveniently appeared on a top of our base..." Ratchet explains.

"Wow, you got Lucky there Caboose..." Tucker said.

"Thank you!" Caboose replies.

"Anyways, we then were soon deployed to find our friend, and long story short we met our counterparts the Blues and Reds." Wash explains.

"The Blues and Reds? What kind of name is that? It's still sounds like Reds and Blue, but the other ay around..." Miko pointed out.

"Are they some kind of imposters?" Bumblebee questions.

"Yes! They are like the exact duplicate as us!" Simmons exclaims.

"But they were the original and these guys were the copies, but they were the better copies like the originals were crappy and these guys were much better!" Doc explains, instantly the Reds and Blues, except Caboose gave him a death glare.

"Eep! Okay! Okay! The copies were more terrible, but I prefer you guys..." Doc admitted.

"We're still not happy that you chose those monsters over us!" Tucker said.

"Sorry..." Doc apologized.

"Anyways, there was Temple who is like Church, Surge who is like Sarge, Bucky who was Tucker, Cronut who is like Donut, Lorenzo who is like Lopez..." Wash explains.

"Does Lorenzo speak Spanish?" Raf asked.

"Nope, he speaks Italian..." Simmons said.

"Oh..." Raf said,

"...And there was Gene who is like Simmons and lastly is Loco who is like Caboose." explained Wash "...they said they were also Sim troopers."

"Wait, what about Grif?" Arcee asks pointing at him.

"We learned they did have one named Biff who died, and Ironically they have a Caboose, but we don't have one... yeah it's not same without Caboose..." Tucker said,

"That's nice to hear..." Arcee commented.

"Anyways they had this plan to overthrow the UNSC, but we stopped them and the problem is that Loco's Machine kind of teleported us to your dimension in the Arctic, and we've been stuck there for 6 days! And we kind of freak out a bit when we were turned to giant robots and we were luckily enough to learn how to use our weapons, and you know that rest." Wash explains.

"That's interesting story." Optimus complimented.

"Thanks..." Wash said.

"But I have an offer, join the Autobots and help us stop the Decepticons." Optimus offers.

"Wait? Why should we help you guys?" Grif asks

"Because we need the help we can get to stop Megatron and Decepticon so Earth will not be a subject of destruction by the Decepticons." Optimus explains.

"B-But we just stopped the Blues and Reds! Can we just say no?!" Grif exclaims.

"But guys!" Caboose said catching their attention, "Octopus Trine, needs our help, they needs our help!" He said as he points at Team Prime.

"To stop Megatron and his huge fucking army?! Fuck that! I'm done for adventures! Plus all I wanted is relaxation!" Grif denied.

"Grif as much I hate to agree with you, but Caboose, right..." Wash said surprising everyone.

"He is?" Simmons and Tucker ask in unison.

"Yes, I mean we stopped people who are willing to do genocide like Felix and, the Blues and Reds before and now these guys needs our help!" Wash said.

"And it doesn't help the fact we don't have any place to go..." Coralina pointed out.

"So does this mean you will help!?" Caboose asked hopefully.

The Reds and Blues were hesitant, while Team Prime were hoping for them to consider their offer, but soon Sarge spoke up.

"Aw why the hell not! Come on boys! Let's help these Autobots fight for earth against these Decepticon dirtsbags!!" Sarge surprising everyone.

"What!?" Grif exclaims.

"I mean Caboose is already fighting for their side, so why not join in and save our planet!" Sarge said standing beside Caboose.

"Our planet..." Raf corrected.

"I agree!" Donut said as he stood beside Caboose, soon Tucker, Simmons and Doc followed suit and stood beside Caboose.

"You know this have to be the worst idea... ever... but you can count me in!" Wash said, with Coralina agreeing to this.

Seeing this Grif can't help but sigh in frustration.

"FIIIINNEE.... I will help stop Megatron and his army..." Grif sighs in defeat.

"Yay!" Caboose hugs Grif.

"Caboose sometimes... I hate you... so much... and the same time I miss you..." Grif said returning the hug.

"Yes!" Miko cheered, while Jack and Raf smiles at this and Agent Fowler sighs in relief, and the Autobots cannot help but smile at this moment.

Optimus clears his thought catching everyone's attention and said.

"I believe it's time for you to get your Alt mode... Welcome to the team, Reds and Blues."

"Thanks Optimus." Wash shook his servo in thanks.

"Awesome! I can't wait to turn to a Vehicle like Caboose! Or possibly a tank like his!" Tucker said, not knowing his alt mode is only flying.

Miko looks at Donut and ask.

''Hey Donut!" Miko called catching his attention.

"Yes Miko?" Donut replied.

"They mentioned something about 'Donut the Musical' What is 'Donut the musical?' Miko asked, making Donut perk up from that.

"NO!!!" the Reds and Blues screamed.

But it was too late.

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To be continued

Well this Chapter is done, I hope you all enjoy this and stay tuned for the next chapter.

Also be prepared for Donut's amazing singing!

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