At a near location on Egypt, the people there cheer on for a group that was getting on stage to perform this story's ending and epilogue.

Scout: Alright, let's go.

Music starts playing, with all nine mercenaries, the crown goes wild. The first merc goes on stage to begin.

Scout: Let's do this.

Got your head spinning' running circles around you
With a baseball bat that I'm usin' to pound you
I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye
No I don't got wings, but I don't need 'em to fly
With a couple double jumps I'll be fleeing the zone
Pickup your intel quick,then I'm bringing it home
I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth
I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?

Soldier: Time to Inform you how to rap.

Scout: Alright, go for it.

About face maggots. Stand at attention
Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection
Forward charge with my RPG
Helmet so low I can hardly see
Bam - Rocket jumping all over the place
Finish you punks with a shovel to the face
If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose
I hope you weasels are taking notes

Pyro: My turn my turn.

Welcome to my magical candyland

Where smiles are from ear to ear

And everyone loves each other

Come and spread the CHEER🔥🔥

Scout: Holy smokes, that a lot of fire!

Pyro:Fire is my passion!

This rap is kinda overdue - Right
But now it's time to meet the crew - Tight
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take your side. Red or Blu (Whoo)
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do

Engineer: It's Texan time.

Let's set up shop and get to work
I built a Health Dispenser if you been hurt
Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses
But do not touch. Cuz this stuff's expensive
Auto–aim rockets oughtta wreck you bumpkins
And just in case I need it - self destruction
Step back 'fore I wack you with a wrench
And when my turret spots you, you're as good as dead

Heavy: It is Heavy's turn now!

Cry some more. Run while you can
You little babies don't stand a chance
They call me Heavy. This is my gun
When she starts spinning, you better run
I do not require brains or technique
I got so much muscle I'll never be beat
I'll mow you down wherever you stand bitch
Now I am hungry. Give me Sandvich

Heavy:*Munch* Okay I'm good.

Demoman: Ay, it's my turn.

Are you a bleeding idiot? (Aye!)
To fight with a drunken Scot?
I'll down a swig of whisky *Burp*
For every grenade I launch (Kill em all!)
Whenever I go, the explosions follow
So keep your distance lads
And I carry traditional weapons
I'll bloody you up with an axe

This rap is kind of overdue - Right
But now it's time to meet the crew - Tight
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take your side. Red or Blu (Whoo)
Pick out my favorite class
Check out my fancy hats
I just don't know which one to choose

Medic: Time for my rapping procedure.Hoho.

I'm the Medic. So don't go far
You might want a taste of my Ubercharge

Still a Doctor, but I lost my license
This could be a problem - Shiza
I'm always ready with a bloody bone saw
But I can't help much if your head is blown off
Die. Schweinhund. I will win this
Don't overdose on my syringes

Sniper: Time for some Outback rapping.

Boom! That's another headshot, bloke
I'm a professional, you're a joke
I mean please mate. Show some respect
At least the way I'm doin' it, you'll get a quick death
I'm from the Outback, where things are hectic
Got a big machete that I'll slice ya head with
Aussie assassins aren't very common
But when ya hear this, keep on running

Spy: Time for the spy to have his say.

You probably know me for my disguise
And I dress as sharp as all my knives
Just when you think I am on your team
Au revoir, Mon cheri
I'm a very accomplished backstabber
Who destroys your equipment with my sapper
Gentleman, there's a Spy in our midst
And he's got plenty of ass to kick

This rap is kinda overdue - Right
But now it's time to meet the crew - Tight
The crazy dudes of TF2
So take your side. Red or Blu
After I pick my class
I'm gonna kick your ass
Cuz that's what we were born to do

The song ends with everyone in a happy uproar. As the crowd cheers, the Team head of for their next adventure to come.

The End