Surprise

Me: *sneaks up behind Sky* I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!

Sky: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK *faints*

Ty: AGGGGGGGGGGH *runs screaming towards the kitchen and bangs head against the fridge door knocking unconcious*

Me: PFFT AH HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA I soooo did not expect that.  So anyway People have NOT BEEN SENDING IN ANY DARES OR TRUTHS and I am soooooooo bored.

SO SEND IN DA FUDGIN DARES PEOPLE OR ELSE PEOPLE will get tortured.

Sky: Uggggh what happened?

Ty: Why do I feel like a semi hit me head on?

Me: because 1 adam I scared you by sneaking up behind you and shouting "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!" and 2 Ty because you hit your head on the fridge door running in fright.  ALSO SKY GET YOUR BUTT BACK IN HERE!

Sky: NOPE I know what it mean when your like this it means I have a dare.

Me: normally yes but not today because NO-ONE SENT IN ANY FUDGIN DARES!

Sky: THANK YOU PEOPLE

Me: So I am going to have each of you do something crazy.  \(0v0)/

Sky: NOPE *runs and hides*

TY: SEE YA *runs out front door forgetting about the fangirls* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGH

Seto: What is going on?

Me: I get to torture you all one chapter at a time till we get dares.

Jason: NOPE I'M OUT PEACE *using jetpack flies up breaking a hole in the ceiling and disappears*

Seto: NEVER! *teleports away*

Quinten: NEVAH! *jumps in lake and swims off*

Ian: Ummmm......... Bye? *slowly backs out the back door and then hightails it outta there*

Me: ALL OF YOU GET BACK IN HERE OR ELSE I WILL TORTURE ALL OF YOU THREE TIMES AS MUCH!!!!

*a cricket can be heard chirping*

Me: Grrrrrrrr.  *stomps upstairs and slams open the door to Adam's room to see him shaking under his blanket.* Seriously, that is it, you're just hiding like an idiot under your blanket.

Sky: AGGGGGGGGGGH NO *tries to run out window but forgets it is closed and hits the glass and getting knocked unconscious.*

Me: Well that is just embarrassing.

Ty: *walks in with t-shirt torn in a dozen different places and hair messed up and belt missing and one shoe missing.* Yeah, ow.

Me: PA HA HA HA HA AAAAH HA HA HA HA HA! What *snigger* happened *giggle* to *snort* you?

Ty: One word. FanGirls

Me: I think that is two words.

Ty: No I think it is one word.

Jason: Nope (pops the p) It is two words.

Me: JASON! GET DOWN HERE!

Jason: Hmmmmm Nope (pops the p)

Me: Fine then no Cake for you.

Ian: CAKE WHERE? *barges into room and tackles me to the ground.*

Me: JASON has the cake IAN NOT ME!

Ian: OKAY. *turns slowly to jason* Give me my cake or face *puts on derp face* DERP SSUNDEE

Jason: AGGGGGGGGH NO NOT DERP SSUNDEE

Derp Ssundee: Hee Hee Hee DO YOU WANT MY CAKE????

Jason: NO NO NO NO NO AGGGGGGGH *tries to run out the side door that is a sliding door and hits his head knocking unconscious*

Me: Well now you guys are all just pitiful.

Quentin: NO we aren't

Me: *grabs Husky by the ear and drags him to living room squealing*

Quentin: OW OW OW OW OW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Ssundee: ow what happened, and why am i chained up?

Jason: Same here.

Ty: why am i the only one not tied up?

Me: Cause you're so Kawaii, and because I know you know that if you run off again your pain will be twice as bad. ALSO WE ARE BRINGING IN LACHLAN!

Lachlan: Where am I?

Miki: (*.*) Senpai notice me.

Lachlan: Uhhhhhh...........

Miki: SENPAI! YOU WILL NOTICE ME \(OvO)/

Lachlan: AGGGGH CRAZY FANGIRL RUN!

Miki: You can run but you can't hide. <(ovo)>

Me: she is right.

Miki: Thanks dood.

Lachlan: WOOFLES! PRESTON! HALP ME!

Me: CAN I REALLY BRING THEM IN TOO EEEEEEEEEEEK WE GONNA HAVE POOFLES HAPPENING

Woofles: No no we aren't.

Preston: Besides that ain't even a ship, Is it?

Me: Yup (pops p) it is.

Poofles: dang it

Me: SO FIRST TORTUREOUS DARE EVERYONE KISS WHO YOU LIKE

Miki: Heh heh heh heh thanks dood.

Lachlan: AGGGGH NO NO NO NO NO *runs around and round in room trying to escape Miki*

Me: *puts out foot for lachlan to trip over so Miki will catch him*

Lachlan: AGGGGGH *faceplants* ow

Miki: *Jumps on top of Lachlan and gives him dozens of kisses*

Me: *grabs Miki and hauls her off of lachlan*

Lachlan: Thanks dood.

Me: Lachlan now you kiss who you like in this room.

Lachlan: O///O uhhhhh how about no?

Me: (>v<) you have to.

Lachlan: I hate you.

Me: No you don't.

Lachlan: Fine *walks up to Ian Kisses him*

Ian: O///O

Lachlan: O///O

Quentin: BACK OFF MY MAN *b#@$h slaps Lachlan*

Lachlan: OW

Quentin: *kisses ian* O///O

Ian: *kisses Quentin* O///O

Sky: *kisses Miki* (>.<)

Miki: (o.o) AGGGH SOMEONE GET ME SOAP I NEED SOAP AND WATER AGGH MY LIPS THEY BURN THEY BURN AGGGGGGH

Preston: *kisses woofles* O///O

Me: *shoves woofles till he kisses preston back* Heh heh heh *whistles*

Woofles: O///O

Me: POOFLES HAS SET SAIL

Ty: *kisses Me* O///O

Seto: *kisses me* O///O

Me: O///////O

Jason: *Kisses sky* O///O

Mitch: *Kisses jerome* O///O

Jerome: *kisses mitch*O///O

Me: Welp dat is all for today folks bye

Miki: NO it ain't dood you still have to kiss who you like.

Me: NOPE NOT HAPPENING.

Miki: DO it.

Me: Nope BYE EVERYONE SEND IN DARE OR ELSE THEY KEEP GETTING TORTURE BYE NOW *runs out back door*

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