Surprise
Me: *sneaks up behind Sky* I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!
Sky: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK *faints*
Ty: AGGGGGGGGGGH *runs screaming towards the kitchen and bangs head against the fridge door knocking unconcious*
Me: PFFT AH HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA I soooo did not expect that. So anyway People have NOT BEEN SENDING IN ANY DARES OR TRUTHS and I am soooooooo bored.
SO SEND IN DA FUDGIN DARES PEOPLE OR ELSE PEOPLE will get tortured.
Sky: Uggggh what happened?
Ty: Why do I feel like a semi hit me head on?
Me: because 1 adam I scared you by sneaking up behind you and shouting "I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!" and 2 Ty because you hit your head on the fridge door running in fright. ALSO SKY GET YOUR BUTT BACK IN HERE!
Sky: NOPE I know what it mean when your like this it means I have a dare.
Me: normally yes but not today because NO-ONE SENT IN ANY FUDGIN DARES!
Sky: THANK YOU PEOPLE
Me: So I am going to have each of you do something crazy. \(0v0)/
Sky: NOPE *runs and hides*
TY: SEE YA *runs out front door forgetting about the fangirls* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGH
Seto: What is going on?
Me: I get to torture you all one chapter at a time till we get dares.
Jason: NOPE I'M OUT PEACE *using jetpack flies up breaking a hole in the ceiling and disappears*
Seto: NEVER! *teleports away*
Quinten: NEVAH! *jumps in lake and swims off*
Ian: Ummmm......... Bye? *slowly backs out the back door and then hightails it outta there*
Me: ALL OF YOU GET BACK IN HERE OR ELSE I WILL TORTURE ALL OF YOU THREE TIMES AS MUCH!!!!
*a cricket can be heard chirping*
Me: Grrrrrrrr. *stomps upstairs and slams open the door to Adam's room to see him shaking under his blanket.* Seriously, that is it, you're just hiding like an idiot under your blanket.
Sky: AGGGGGGGGGGH NO *tries to run out window but forgets it is closed and hits the glass and getting knocked unconscious.*
Me: Well that is just embarrassing.
Ty: *walks in with t-shirt torn in a dozen different places and hair messed up and belt missing and one shoe missing.* Yeah, ow.
Me: PA HA HA HA HA AAAAH HA HA HA HA HA! What *snigger* happened *giggle* to *snort* you?
Ty: One word. FanGirls
Me: I think that is two words.
Ty: No I think it is one word.
Jason: Nope (pops the p) It is two words.
Me: JASON! GET DOWN HERE!
Jason: Hmmmmm Nope (pops the p)
Me: Fine then no Cake for you.
Ian: CAKE WHERE? *barges into room and tackles me to the ground.*
Me: JASON has the cake IAN NOT ME!
Ian: OKAY. *turns slowly to jason* Give me my cake or face *puts on derp face* DERP SSUNDEE
Jason: AGGGGGGGGH NO NOT DERP SSUNDEE
Derp Ssundee: Hee Hee Hee DO YOU WANT MY CAKE????
Jason: NO NO NO NO NO AGGGGGGGH *tries to run out the side door that is a sliding door and hits his head knocking unconscious*
Me: Well now you guys are all just pitiful.
Quentin: NO we aren't
Me: *grabs Husky by the ear and drags him to living room squealing*
Quentin: OW OW OW OW OW OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Ssundee: ow what happened, and why am i chained up?
Jason: Same here.
Ty: why am i the only one not tied up?
Me: Cause you're so Kawaii, and because I know you know that if you run off again your pain will be twice as bad. ALSO WE ARE BRINGING IN LACHLAN!
Lachlan: Where am I?
Miki: (*.*) Senpai notice me.
Lachlan: Uhhhhhh...........
Miki: SENPAI! YOU WILL NOTICE ME \(OvO)/
Lachlan: AGGGGH CRAZY FANGIRL RUN!
Miki: You can run but you can't hide. <(ovo)>
Me: she is right.
Miki: Thanks dood.
Lachlan: WOOFLES! PRESTON! HALP ME!
Me: CAN I REALLY BRING THEM IN TOO EEEEEEEEEEEK WE GONNA HAVE POOFLES HAPPENING
Woofles: No no we aren't.
Preston: Besides that ain't even a ship, Is it?
Me: Yup (pops p) it is.
Poofles: dang it
Me: SO FIRST TORTUREOUS DARE EVERYONE KISS WHO YOU LIKE
Miki: Heh heh heh heh thanks dood.
Lachlan: AGGGGH NO NO NO NO NO *runs around and round in room trying to escape Miki*
Me: *puts out foot for lachlan to trip over so Miki will catch him*
Lachlan: AGGGGGH *faceplants* ow
Miki: *Jumps on top of Lachlan and gives him dozens of kisses*
Me: *grabs Miki and hauls her off of lachlan*
Lachlan: Thanks dood.
Me: Lachlan now you kiss who you like in this room.
Lachlan: O///O uhhhhh how about no?
Me: (>v<) you have to.
Lachlan: I hate you.
Me: No you don't.
Lachlan: Fine *walks up to Ian Kisses him*
Ian: O///O
Lachlan: O///O
Quentin: BACK OFF MY MAN *b#@$h slaps Lachlan*
Lachlan: OW
Quentin: *kisses ian* O///O
Ian: *kisses Quentin* O///O
Sky: *kisses Miki* (>.<)
Miki: (o.o) AGGGH SOMEONE GET ME SOAP I NEED SOAP AND WATER AGGH MY LIPS THEY BURN THEY BURN AGGGGGGH
Preston: *kisses woofles* O///O
Me: *shoves woofles till he kisses preston back* Heh heh heh *whistles*
Woofles: O///O
Me: POOFLES HAS SET SAIL
Ty: *kisses Me* O///O
Seto: *kisses me* O///O
Me: O///////O
Jason: *Kisses sky* O///O
Mitch: *Kisses jerome* O///O
Jerome: *kisses mitch*O///O
Me: Welp dat is all for today folks bye
Miki: NO it ain't dood you still have to kiss who you like.
Me: NOPE NOT HAPPENING.
Miki: DO it.
Me: Nope BYE EVERYONE SEND IN DARE OR ELSE THEY KEEP GETTING TORTURE BYE NOW *runs out back door*
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