Me: (sleeping)

Lachlan: PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE PLEASE SEND IN A DARE TO SET US FREE

Miki: *sneaks up behind lachlan* Nope (pops p) not happening.

Adam: WHY? WHY? WHY?

Jason: That is just creepy I mean seriously na-uh not happening.

Woofles: (drunk) FA-LA *hic* LA-LA *hic* LA-LA *hic* Dee dah dum *hic* doobee doobee doo *hic*

Jerome: *mumbles incoherently while still half asleep*

Mitch: (drunk) Seto *hic* have I ever *hic* told you how *hic* bootiful you are *hic*

Seto: No, but please don't.

Preston: (drunk) Woofles! *hic* come here *hic* my little *hic* (passes out)  

Quentin: (silently reading in the corner)

Derp Ssundee: CAKE! CAKE! GIMME CAKE! I WANT YOUR CAKE! GIMME YOUR CAKE! CAKE! CAKE! EAT THE CAKE!

Ty: Please shut up before one of you wakes up the Author.

Sky: NO!

Lachlan: AGGGGGGGGH (while running from miki) HALP! HALP! HALP!

Me: (grumbles in sleep)

Everyone: (stops what they are doing except for Mitch, Sky, Preston, and Woofles)

Me: (snoreing)

Sky: WHY ON EARTH WOULD SOMEONE THINK THIS IS OKAY!

Me: (starts to growl low so that not everyone can hear it)

Woofles: *hic* COME HERE *hic* YOU CUTE *hic* LITTLE *hic* MOUSE!

Mitch: (walks over to couch and flops down next to jerome)

Sky: SETO! GET YOUR SORRY BUTT OVER HERE!

Me: *snort* (starts to drowsily blink eyes)

Seto: (runs and grabs my headphones and my ipod and sets up my music to play so I fall back asleep)

Sky: (runs at Seto and jumps on his back starting to hit him with budder)

Seto: OW! OW! OW! OW!

Mitch: JAYROME!

Jerome: WHAT!?!

Mitch: LET'S GET JASON FOR HITTING ME WITH JEFFERY'S AND GET QUENTIN FOR HITTING YOU WITH COOKED FIASH!

Jerome: HE did what?

Quentin: O.O (runs)

Jason: O.O (runs)

Jerome: *ROOOOOOAR* (grabs Betty and starts swinging at quentin)

Mitch: *CHAAARGE* (grabs a iron sword and starts to attack Jason)

Jason: AGGGGGH!!!! (runs then grabs jetpack to fly away)

Quentin: (Jumps in lake to swim off)

Lachlan: STAY AWAY FROM ME CRAZY LADY! (continues to run from miki)

Miki: I JUST WANT YOUR LOVE MY LIL LACHY! (continues to chase Lachlan)

Derp Ssundee: TY EAT CAKE (throws cake at ty feet that explodes)

Ty: AGGGGGH (runs from Derp Ssundee)

Me: *snort* (starts to blink eyes awake)

~~~~~~~~~~~TEN MINUTES LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me: *yawn* Grrrr who woke me up? (looks up to see all "this" going on and puts on confused face.) Uh?

Miki: COME HERE LIL LACHY!

Lachlan: NO!

Ty: HALP!

Derp Ssundee: EAT YOUR CAKE!

Adam: BAD! SETO! BAD! BAD! SETO! BAD! BAD! BAD! BAD! *with each word wakes seto with more budder*

Seto: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

Jason:*chucking jeffery's at mitch and jerome*

Quentin: *squirting mithc and jerome with water while throwing cooked fish at them*

Jerome: *swinging Betty knocking jeffery's and cooked fiashes out of the way*

Mitch: (still drunk) *swinging iron sowrd killing jefferey's and vile things*

Woofles: *hic* COME *hic* HERE *hic* MY *hic* LITTLE *hic* PREZZY *hic*

Preston: (also still drunk) *starts to walk in a zig-zagging line towards woofles*

Me: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP *snaps fingers causing everyone to be brought back to reality*

Miki: AWWW

Me: GRRRRRR

Miki: meep

Me: Now then on to todays dare *reads dare* oh no really Karo

Karo: yep (pops da p)

Miki: AGGGH JASON I'M STARTLED *jumps into lachlan's arms*

Lachlan: Uh I am not jason.

Miki: Uh.... oops?

Lachlan: *gently puts Miki back on her feet*

Me: So team crafted and poofles and Miklan have to dress up as fairies and run around town shouting we are fairies, and I have to have a pet hyena for 5 chapters. *le sigh*

Miki: *grins from ear to ear*

Lachlan: What or who is Miklan?

Me: Your ship duh.

Lachlan: And who is it that I am shipped with?

Me: DUH! it is Miki.

Lachlan: *passes out*

Me: *snaps fingers and everyone is in fairy outfits and I have a hyena next to me*

Jason: I. Am. A. Fairy.

Sky, Ian: WEEEE WE ARE FAIRIES HERE US TWINKLE

Seto, Quentin, Mitch, Jerome, Ty, Woofles, Preston, Lachlan: *sarcastically* Yay we are fairies.

Miki: *leaps around like a ballerina while using magic to actually fly* I am a pretty fairy, a pretty pretty fairy, I am a pretty fairy, a pretty fairy, a pretty pretty  fairy.

Hyena: *making weird cackling noise*

Me: GAH SHUT UP YOU STUPID ANIMAL!

*during this rest of us just looking back and forth moving our head each time one of them speaks*

Ty: CAN I SAY THE OUTRO???

Miki: NO I WANNA!

Ty: ME!

Miki: NO ME!

Ty: NO ME!

Miki: NO ME YOU LITTLE-LITTLE-LITTLE *hollers* RAPSCALLION

Ty: (*o*)

Everyone else but me: (O.O)

Me: (>v<) pah ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha ha

Miki: (O///O) I DID NOT MEAN THAT I AM SOOOOO SORRY.

Ty: *starts to cry and runs out of the room bawling*

Me: WELP DAT IS ALL MY MAGICAL CRAFTERS STAY FLUFFEH STAY MAGICAL AND STAY PROUD TO BE WHO YOU ARE AND KEEP SENDING IN THOSE DARES AND TRUTHS AND JOIN THE MAGICAL CRAFTING ARMY TODAY