Icing endermen

Me: Heh heh heh heh

Ty: I am slightly scared now.

Me: ENDERLOX GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!

Enderlox: WHAT!?!? I WAS F*insert bleep noise*ING SLEEPING YOU IDIOTIC A*insert bleep noise*OLE SO LET ME GO BACK TO F*insert bleep noise*ING SLEEP OR ELSE SOME PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FEEL PAIN IN PLACES WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!

Me:Hmmmmm.......... No. q-(T-T)o

Ty: I am going to go hide now. *bolts upstairs*

Me: ONTO THE DARE! FROM

KitKat4165 I dare everyone to either

A- do the Ice Bucket Challenge (Enderlox can't get out of this)

Or

B- Go to the End and annoy the Endermen

Enderlox: WHAT!? WATER? NOO!!!! *runs out front door*

Me: ugh. Sigh. Tyrone you deal with getting us a portal to the end, I will deal with Enderlox  the chicken.

Tyrone: kk

~~~~~~(Five minutes later)~~~~~~

Me: (holding enderlox's ear and hauling him back inside by the ear)

Enderlox: OW! OW! OW! OOOOOOOW! PLEASE NO! I AM BEGGING YOU PLEASE DON'T DO IT! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS CUTE IN THE WORLD!?!?!? PLEAAAAAASE!!! I WILL DO ANYTHING JUST DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS!!

Me: Anything? (OvO) (*v*) Heh heh heh heh heh

Enderlox: Okay now I am even more scared.

Tyrone: GOT US THE PORTAL!

Me: GOOD!

Enderlox: Please don't make me do dis.

Me: Fine.

Enderlox: I WILL DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING IF YOU DON'T MAKE ME --- Wait what?

Me: I said fine, you don't have to do it but you will be doing something in my special one-shots book.  Heh heh heh heh

Tyrone: AUTHOR DOOD COME ON!

Me: I AM COMING! And you Enderlox are going to my torture book for a chapter or two.

Enderlox: (o.o) ~~> (0.0) ~~> (O.O)~~> (OoO) Oh no.

Me: *poof's off Enderlox.* (sorry miki but I got another dare for enderlox one that will be epic, so just wait k?)

Tyrone: OKAY SO *grabs buckets of Ice and water, as well as tons of water balloons and water guns, and ice grenades (a water balloon set up so that once in the air the barrier between it and ice cubes breaks and thus the ice cubes freeze the water causing a ice grenade) and freeze rays.* LEZZGO ANNOY SOME ENDERMEN!

Me: I CALL DIBS ON ANNOYING THE ENDERDRAGON!

*time skip to in the end*

Me: *grabs a decent sized gear, and conveyor belt, and cross axle, and targeting scope, and swiveling mount, and triggers, and 4 vacuum cleaners (set up so they have never been used and all they will do is suck things into them), and 6 decent sized barrels, and rotatable small gear, and 8 car batteries fully charged, and trashcans filled with water balloons, and 6 light action force springs, and 6 locking mechanisms.* I am going to build something so brb!

Miki: KAY! *grabs super soaker* YO! ENDERMAN LOOK AT ME YA BIG SISSY!

Endermen: NGAAAH TOGERAAAAH * slowly turns to face miki* RAAAAGAAHOROUUU *see's water gun and quickly warps over and grabs the water guns and tosses them into the void off the side of the end island.*

Miki: HAAAAAY! DAT WAS MINE!

Endermen: NGAAAH TOGERAAN HUUGEEEH ARRRRRGOOOUSAAA *warps to right behind Miki and grabs her head with hands and starts to make her see fuzziness and black spots.*

Miki: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGH

Lachlan: MIKI! *runs towards endermen throwing water balloons and ice grenades.* DIE!! ENDERMEN!

Me: I AM BACK WITH MY WATER BALLOON MACHINE GUN! *aims at endermen and pulls trigger aiming everywhere and blasting wiping out endermen left and right* DIE!!!! DEMONS!!!!

Tyrone: That's enough. *warps everyone back*

Me:WELP BYE EVERYONE LIKE VOTE COMMENT AND KEEP SENDING IN DARES AND TRUTHS ALSO GO CHECK OUT MY SOON TO BE COMING OUT BOOK WHERE I WILL BE PUTTING THINGS I DRAW YOU GUYS CAN SUGGEST THINGS WITHIN REASON NOTHING TOO EXOTIC OKAY?

Stay fluffeh, stay magical, and stay awesome my magical fluffeh crafters.  PEACE!

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