Butter and squids
Me: ADAM!!!!
Adam: NO NO NO NO TY HIDE ME
TY: NOPE
Adam: JASON I'M STARTLED
Jason: SHUT UP
Me: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!
Ty, Adam, and Jason: sorry
Me: okay so adam this dare is for you from ME I heard about someone else using this for part of theirs and then I overheard a friend saying something that gave me this full idea which is slightly different from theirs. Adam You have to go adopt a squid as a pet talk to it about budder then flirt with it and eventually kiss it and you have roll around in budder with it till you're both covered in budder and then you have to kiss again.
Adam: I hate you so much >.<
Me: BRING IN THE SQUID QUEEN SETO!
Seto: okay
Adam: WAIT THE SQUID QUEEN WHAT NO NO NO NOT HER ANYONE BUT HER!!
Seto: Here she is the squid queen DAWN!
Dawn: Adam?
Adam: Uhhhh Hi dawn.
Dawn: ADAM YOU LEAVE ME FOR THREE YEARS AND YOU LEAVE ME WITH A PYSCHO WHO WANTED ME TO BE HIS QUEEN WITHOUT A SINGLE WORD. *slaps adam*
Adam: ow, Okay okay okay I am sorry for leaving you but I only did it for your own good at that time because then when I had loved you the Squid king Threatened to kill you if I didn't give him you. And I didn't want to leave you.
Dawn: awwwwwww that is sooooo sweet you left me to protect me. Awwwwwww, here you can adopt your what would have been nephew-in-law Budder.
Adam: how old is she?
Dawn: well due to the fact that squids age faster then humans she is currently a year younger than you.
Adam: REALLY??? welp that makes this whole dare *glares at me* easier.
Dawn: Dare? OH NO YOU'RE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE AREN'T YOU?
Adam: Technically I am not playing it out of my own will, I am being forced to by crazy over there. *points with thumb over the shoulder at me (whilst this goes on I am just chasing after bubbles that are floating around everywhere dawn walks)*
Dawn: *whispers* is something wrong with him?
Adam: I honestly don't know.
Dawn: so what is your dare.
Adam: I have to adopt a squid as a pet then chat with it about budder then flirt with it and eventually kiss it, then roll around in budder with it then kiss it again.
Dawn: xD OMG *ha ha ha* I *snort* Have to *giggle* see *AH HA HA HA HA* this *bursts out laughing*
Adam: (T.T)
Dawn: OMG THAT FACE *laughing even harder*
Adam: (>.<) I am very disappointed in you.
Dawn: Like I care.
Me: Uhhh ADAM! GET TO THE DARE!
Adam: Fine
*Adam leaves to pet shop and comes back 3 hours later*
*adam walks in with burn marks and claw marks and suction cup marks and bruises*
Dawn: 0.0 what happened?
Adam: *cough* the squid king attacked me, saying I kidnapped you.
Dawn: LOL should have mentioned he hates you.
Adam: (<.<) YOU THINK????
Me: You gotta admit this is kinda funny.
Ty: RIght?
Jason: totally.
Adam: Grrrrrrr.
Seto: Fine *poofs in a squid that adam "adopted" with magic*
Adam: Hello there mister squid
Squid: Hi
Adam: So uh do you like budder?
Squid: YUSH I LOVE BUDDER!
Adam: Really?
Squid: well yeah who doesn't like budder.
Adam: Idiots.
Squid: So uh what is your favorite thing about budder?
Adam: The fact that it shines almost as brilliantly as you.
Squid: O///O that's so sweet.
Adam: Heh heh heh your welcome.
Squid: *kisses adam on the cheek and grabs his hand and walks out the front door to the pool seeing it filled with budder* O.O Adam did you fill this pool with budder for me?
Adam: Yeah, I was hoping we could do my favorite thing.
Squid: Is it by chance, Rolling around in budder then kissing your love?
Adam: Yeah actually.
Squid: *Dives in budder rolling around*
Adam: CANNONBALL! *jumps into pool of butter cannonball style*
Squid: *kisses adam on the cheek*
Adam: O///O
Dawn: OMG LMAO.
Me: WELP DAT IS ALL SEE YALL LATER STAY MAGICAL MY FOLLOWERS AND KEEP SENDING IN DARES FOR DEM TO DO
Sky: AND TRUTHS AS WELL
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Still trying to come up with a name for my followers, if anyone has any ideas do tell me.
ALSO IF YOU SUBMITED A DARE I HAD NOT USED YET THEN REPOST IT DOWN BELOW please
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