Welcome to hell!
AG- *spins in a spinny chair* HELLO EVERYONE!!
Naruto- I thought that this was a ramen eating contest......
Sasuke- I was told that Itachi was here....... and I won a life time supply of tomatoes......
Kakashi- I was promised a new Icha Icha book.......
Sakura- I wasn't promised anything....... I just remember getting drugged.......
Rest of team 7- *intensely stares*
Sakura- What?
AG- Ronnie! I thought I told you no more drugging people!!
Ronnie- Haters gonna hate....
Kakashi- *sigh* Who are you and why have you brought us here?
AG-..... The only reason that I haven't been attacked yet is because I'm a kid..... right?
Kakashi- Pretty much
AG- Well... *stands up* My name is one that you can not know! But call me AG! And the reason that your here is that! Drum roll please!
Ronnie- *drum rolls*
Team 7- *on guard*
AG-................. I'm bored!
Team 7- *in sync* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
AG- Nope! You see in my spare time I enjoy summoning people into my little pocket dimension!
Naruto- Weird but ok!
Sasuke- Hn
AG- Ahhhh! The Uchiha language!! ................ How I despise it!
Kakashi- *reading his por- I mean book.... yeah......... book*
Sakura- *has just been quiet this entire time until now* Where's Sai?
AG- I only have enough power to bring a few of you at a time! I'm surprised that I was able to bring you guys honestly! After all! I brought 7 at once and I was knocked cold out for a week! (Untold story about what happened to her in "Dragon slayers react to ships")
Sakura- So what's your limit?
AG- Apparently 4!
Sakura- I see
Kakashi- We were you first attempt at 4.......... weren't we?
AG- Yep!
Sasuke- That was stupid
AG- Just like you!
Sasuke- *starts plan to murder her*
Cobra- *walks in holding coffee and doughnuts* Hey! You with the hair that looks like a duck's ass! Believe you me! She's a tuff one to kill!
AG- Thank you Cobra for giving me that information! Anyway he's right ya know! I've been told I'm to stubborn to die! Also I'll take those
Cobra- *takes a coffee and doughnut then hands off the rest* No problem *leaves*
Kakashi- I'm not even going to ask.......
Sakura- Same
Sasuke- *pissed that someone foiled his plan in the making*
Naruto- Who wa- *gets slapped by Sakura* ........ ow.......
Sakura- Sorry..... Instinct...... heh
AG- It's alright! After all! It's free comedy!
Sakura- *hands over a card*
AG- What's this all about?
Sakura- One of my friends is a psychologist........ please give her a visit........
AG- Ok?
Ronnie- *grabs the card* We ain't gonna go though this shit again
Sakura- I'm not even gonna ask........
AG- Anyway........ You guys are just gonna react to ships! And no! Not boats!
Wendy- *walks in*
AG- Wrong studio Wendy
Wendy- I can see that but I just came in here for food
AG- Oh........ I thought you were lost...... again.......
Wendy- In my defense! The rooms all look alike!
AG- Just take a doughnut!
Wendy- Alright alright! *takes an old fashioned* (In all seriousness! Those taste so good!)
Wendy- *walks out the door but stops mid way* Oh! You 4?
Team 7- *pays attention*
Wendy- Welcome to hell! *slams door shut*
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