Caileigh2005

Beware because this is more sexual than usual for some unholy reason soooooooo [turns off holy music]

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Tobirama: I'D RATHER DIE!

Madara: [opens his mouth]

Tobirama: WE'RE NOT HAVING THIS TALK AGAIN!!!

Madara: [closes his mouth]

AG: You too have some like.... sexual tension or some shit according to others

Sakura: I'm sorry but..... SHIP!!!

AG: ... [sighs]

Sakura: Don't you judge me!

AG: I'll stop judging you when you stop kink shaming me!

Sakura: Ok little Miss. Soft things can-!

Daichi: [plugs his ears] THINGS I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY OWN LITTLE SISTER!!

Haru: How did....?

Itachi: [graping a katana]

Shalnark: FEITAN!! I TOLD YOU THEY WE'RE!!

AG: FUCK OFF!! OR I'LL THROW ANOTHER FIRE BALL AT YOU!!

Com. Lady: Please.... just get this over with......

AG: Isn't it like 5:02 am where you're at????? What are you doing up this early??????

Com. Lady: School and I'm trying to get my Wife and Husband from Seven Deadly Sins on the mobile game ok?

AG: Don't you mean Waifu and Husbando?

Com. Lady: No. I mean my Wife Derieri and Husband Estarossa. I'm very serious about it.

Com. Lady: ... anD IF ANY OF YOU FUCKERS TELL THEM I SAID THAT WHEN THEY GET HERE I'LL FUCK ALL Y'ALL'S ASSES YOU HEAR ME?!?!

AG: D- don't you mean beat????

Com. Lady: I know what I said

AG: [grabs her ass] Sweet Cheeseus you manic

Sakura: Is.... is she usually like this in the morning??????

AG: No. She's usually very sweet actually because her minds not functioning properly yet to remember that life sucks

Hidan: I DON'T WANNA GET MY ASS FUCKED!!! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND

Com. Lady: Then don't tell them anything I've said, OK??!!! We good???? We good!!!! Now back to the ship!!!!!!

AG: Ma'am yes ma'am!!!!

Com. Lady: Then have a wonderful day💙~!

AG: How the fuck do you speak emojis? And you too sugar. Have fun

Com. Lady: If Hisoka can do it, I can! And thank you~! I will~!

AG: Alright! You heard Lady! Shalnark! Leave!

Com. Lady: [muffled] Jealous much

AG: If you don't shut up and get your jacket on

Shalnark: It's fine! Oh and Sakura? We still on for Mochi and tea later?

Sakura: [laughs] Only if you're still buyin'!

Shalnark: [rolls his eyes] Whatever you say Saku! Bye everyone! [leaves]

AG: I don't like him

Sakura: [gasps] How could you??? He's amazing and nice

AG: Don't care now back to the ship

Tobirama: NO

Madara: Well apparently I'm not allowed to speak

Tobirama: YOU STILL AREN'T

Hashirama: No?

Tsunade: No.

Pein: No

Konan: Ship!

Deidara: No

Sasori: No

Obito: No

Zetsu: No No

Kakuzu: No

Hidan: Fuck no

Itachi: No

Kisame: No

Sasuke: No

Naruto: Nah

Kakashi: No

Gaara: No...?

Minato: No.....

Sakura: I already said it but sHIP!!!

Daichi: No

Haru: No

Mothman: [disapproving fast record playing noises]

Bakugo: Meow

Com. Lady: Ye

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[turns back on holy music]

So I have like, school now so my schedule Is gonna be even more outta wack lmao

Love y'all❤! Stay safe! Bye!

- Lady💙