Naruto: *in a eating contest with Obito*

Obito: *attempting not to vomit*

Sasuke: *finally got crunches and can talk again* Why..... just why?

Kakashi and Sakura: *arguing*

Kakashi: I DID TEACH YOU!!!!

Sakura: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

Akatsuki: *watching the argument unfold*

Itachi: I bet you 10 bucks that she'll kick his ass

Kakuzu: Your on

Sakura: *proceeds to kick Kakashi's ass*

Kakuzu: Shit *hand over the money*

Hidan: I bet you 10 bucks that he'll cry

Kakuzu: OF COURSE HE'LL CRY AFTER A BEATING LIKE THAT!!!!

Kakashi: *crying*

Hidan: Ten bucks bitch!

Kakuzu: I agreed to nothing!!

Kakuzu and Hidan: *in a bloody battle now that leads blood to get all over the place*

Naruto: *sad that his ramen now has blood in it*

Pein: *sad that his apple pie and coffee have blood in it*

AG: *rage kicks the door* *whispers* I'm sorry door-chan......

AG: COME ALONG BITCHES!!!!!!

Hidan: I ain't no bitch you hear me!!!!

AG: First stage of grief, denial

Hidan: FUCK YOU

AG: No thank you! NOW Y'ALL HEARD ME! TO THE GARDEN!!!!

~ *Spongebob narrator voice* 20 mins later ~

Sakura: Wimps

Everyone else besides Itachi, AG, Sasori, Kakuzu, and Konan: *out of breath*

Hidan: Why..... are.... there..... s-so...... many...... fucking..... stairs...... AND WATER!!!! *jumps head first into one of the fountains*

AG: You disgust me

Naruto: *also in the water* *pulls his head up* HOW ARE YOU 6 NOT OUT OF BREATH?!?!

AG: 1. HAVE YOU SEEN SAKURA'S CALFS?!

Hidan: *pulls his head out* *looks at Sakura's calfs* Holy shit.....

AG: Sakura?! Do you ever skip leg day girl?!

Sakura: No

Sasori: *slings his arm around Sakura's shoulders* You sure you don't want to be one of my puppets?~ *flashes a lazy grin*

Sakura: *removes his arm* No.... we've had this discussion before Pinocchio

Sasori: *pouts* But-!

Sakura: *flips him off* Shove it up your ass Pinocchio (Reference to Otokage)

AG: Moving on! 2. Kakuzu bribed me for an one time elevator pass!

Kakuzu: She made me give her 50 bucks......

AG: 3. Itachi was smart and asked me for a ride

Sasuke: I'm the one in crunches!

Naruto: I gave you a ride down 7 flights of stairs asshole!!!

Sasuke: Moving on!

AG: 4 Konan threaten to give me paper cuts every time she seen me

Konan: It wasn't every time I saw you!

Pein: Well that's n-

Konan: It was every time you blinked, breathed, smiled, and when you were sarcastic!

Pein: Oh.....

AG: Excuse me..... every single fucking day an infinite number of times

Konan: Moving on!

AG: 5 Sasori jumped in my bag that literally has a bottom outside but inside has no bottom

Sasori: That's why there's a rope tied around my waist *points to the rope tied around his waist*

Deidara: Oh.......

AG: And 6! *starts levitating* That's why I'm not worn out

Naruto: *like a little mystified kid* You can fly......?

AG: Yep! Well....... levitate.......

Itachi: I rode on her back the entire way

Hidan: Huh.......

Kisame: I don't know how I should feel about this image that is now engraved into my skull

Sakura: You should be laughing

AG: ANYWAY!

Sakura: Why are you yelling so much?!

AG: Cause I'm excited! Because..... *pulls out a rope, ties one end around Sakura, and holds the other end*

Sakura: Fine *jogs to get a running start* *turns around*

AG: *holds the bag open wide* 3..... 2..... 1...... GOOOOOOO!

Sakura: *runs towards the bag at full speed*

Bag: *swallows Sakura whole*

Hidan: What the fuck just happened?!

AG: *one handed jazz hand* Magic

Sakura: *tugs on the rope*

AG: HEVE!!!!! *pulls Sakura out*

Sakura: *holds up a canon* This what you needed?

AG: Exactly and you seem underweight...... do we need to have a talk?

Sakura: I'm fine

AG: Ok......

AG: *pulls out two pies* Ones apple and the other is peach cobbler *hands Pein the apple*

Pein: *hugs AG then starts eating the pie*

AG: *hands Sakura the Peach cobbler*

Sakura: Thank you....? *starts eating the cobbler* HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING PIE I'VE EVER TASTED!!!!!!!!!

Pein: *full mouth talking* I know right?

Sakura: *sits down and starts wolfing it down*

Naruto: *reaching out towards Sakura*
Can I have a p-

Sakura: *stops and grows* (This is literally my kitten Oreo)

Naruto: *turns around* Nope

Itachi: She'll bite you arm off

AG: MOVING ON!!!!! DEIDARA!!!!!!

Deidara: What I'd do??

AG: *tossing a lighter to him* LIGHT EM' UPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

Deidara: HELL YEAH UN!!!!!! *runs towards the canon to light it up*

AG: BACK AWAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura: *mumbles* That's alot of fucking explanation points....... *backs away*

Everyone else: *backs away*

AG: FARTHER!!!!!

Everyone else: *backs away even farther*

AG: THAT'S GOOD!!!!! *goes behind Deidara and raps her arms around his waist*

Deidara: ...... W-what............?

AG: Set er off Barbie!!

Deidara: I'm not a fucking Barbie!!!!!!!!!! *sets it off*

AG: *races towards the gang* (she's been using her leviton this whole time if you couldn't tell)

Canon: *fires*

*The scene has fireworks going off in the night sky with glitter and confetti raining down with the stars brightly shining in the background..... so...... fucking gorgeous basically*

Everyone: THANK YOU FOR OVER 13K READS AND OVER 400 VOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AG: *heart thing with her fingers* 私たちはあなたをとても愛しています!!レディの仕事をサポートしてくれてありがとう!!大好き!!バイバイ！*winks* (Hello Google translate my old friend..... I've come to type with you again)

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THAT WAS A DOSEY OF A CHAPTER!!!!! So I need to address somethings!!!

1, Ronnie was not in this chapter because I'm kinda replacing him with someone way better!!!!!! My cousin Bo!! I'm working on that character right now!!! Ronnie will pop up from time to time because of what's going on in the second thing I need to address!

2, AG is now an official OC!!!! Which means that AG is officially doomed since all of my OC's are mentally fucked up!!!! All characters that know AG personally play a key role so remember that ok? When I decided to bring some people in that really do know AG in a another book which is currently my secret project that probably isn't a secret anymore...... heh...... but the contents still are still secret!! But when they get introduced..... shit will hit the fan and HARD.

3, here's the list of upcoming chapters!!

4, Imma bring Garra cause I can and I want to!!!!! 🐼❤🐼❤🐼❤🐼❤🐼❤🐼

L. e, i sum, sic et est DRK et W w y re melodia ???