This wasn't supposed to be posted until tomorrow but I had something with cinnamon (I have a cinnamon allergy but I can eat it tho. I'll describe it to the best of my ability in the comments)

Thanks mom! I always knew I was your least favorite at heart ❤

Here's to hoping I don't die!❤

EmsShips

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Sasori: I need more poison

Deidara: I'll take some too

AG: [snorts] Could y'all be nice and accepting for 5 seconds? Also crack ship it

Everyone else: No we can't

Sasori: [in one of Sakura's vest.... top..... things...., a long puffy skirt, and boots] So when can we take these off? Cause I think all us dudes are hating this

Kisame: [crop top, skirt, leggings, and flats] [looking in a mirror] Speak for yourself! I look fabulous! No to the ship btw

Hidan: [in a booty shorts, long sleeved shirt, thigh-high socks, and combat boots] I'm fucking sexy! No to the ship

Deidara: [long sleeve shirt, puffy long skirt, and flats] I don't like this

Sakura: [braiding his, Itachi's, Madara's, all dudes and everyone with long hair except for AG] You want me to stop braiding yours ooorrrr...?

Deidara: No no no. Continue. It's relaxing

Sakura: Ok. Ship it by the way [continues braiding]

Deidara: I expected that

Sakura: Done! Madara! Your turn~!

Madara: [long sleeves, long skirt, combat boots] Move over [pushes Deidara out of the way] [sits down] All yours, Kid. No to the ship

Sakura: Yay! [starts braiding]

AG: How did this happen again?

Haru: [yellow jacket, green sleeveless shirt, bronze short leather skirt, green socks, combat boots] Sakura. She out pied Pein. No to the ship.

AG: Soooooooo.... bet between all the boys, ended in Sakura wining and forcing them to wear women's clothing for the rest of the day? And is are those my old rave shirts Daichi?

Daichi: [I can't even explain this man's outfit really] Yeah. Basically. I'm also surprised it fit me. It was either skirts or booty shorts but they made exceptions for children of course. A few boys went with booty shorts tho

AG: Yeah but you look good in it too

Daichi: Thank you! Also no to that ship

Hashirama: [booty shorts, tank top, red jacket, thigh high socks, combat boots] [waiting patiently for his turn] Crack ship it!

Tobirama: [same as Madara except more his color palette] [staring at the clock] No on the ship

Obito: [long skirt, sleeveless shirt, combat boots] [talking with Kakashi] No on the ship

Kakashi: [same as Obito] [talking with Obito] No on the ship

Minato: [long sleeves, medium skirt, knee high socks, flats] [talking with Naruto and Sasuke] Ship it!

Naruto: [same as his dad] [talking with his dad and Sasuke] No on the ship

Sasuke: [same as Madara] [talking with Minato and Naruto] No on the ship

Zetsu: [same as Madara but Akatsuki cloak] No on the ship

Kakuzu: [same as Zetsu] No on the ship

Gaara: [same as Naruto] [back to back with Sakura, playing on her phone] No on the ship

Pein: [skirt, sleeveless shirt, knee high socks, boots, Akatsuki cloak] No on the ship

Konan: [having Hisoka take pictures via the vents] Ship

Hisoka: [booty shorts, crop top, thigh-high socks, his weird shoes] [taking pictures of everyone per Konan's request]

Shalnark: [one of Sakura's vest top thingys, medium pastel skirt, pastel leggings, white flats] [talking with Sakura] (he's on her left side) (also essentially his color palette, even the top)

Itachi: [one of Sakura's vest top thingys, medium skirt, Sakura's shoes] [occasionly talking to her but otherwise trying to sleep on her] No on the ship  (he's on her right) (this woman is cornered on all sides lmao)

Tsunade: [playing Solitaire] No on the ship

AG: I think that covers everyone! Woohoo!! Bye!!

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So uh two things. Saru-Oniichan  , the amazing person that they are. Check out their art book. I won't include it without permission and I forgot to ask but basically,

Sakura holding her bois❤

Gotta be strong for her bois❤!!

Also, something I personally made that prompted the boys in that clothing,

I've always wanted to draw Kisame in a crop top because of a comment chain in "Otokage".

Love y'all❤! Stay safe! Bye!

- Lady💙