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AG: So today's ship is-!

Com Lady: [W H E E Z E]

AG: .... What?

Com Lady: I- [W H E E Z E]

AG: It's official.... she's insane......

Com. Lady: No! It- it's not that! It's- [W H E E Z E] L- let me go there and show you!!

AG: W- wait! L- lady!

Portal: [opens]

《So yeah some stuff happened, I showed up, Shalnark almost got hit with a fire ball twice (bet we all know tried to do it). Read my Chaos in the Tower book to learn. Yeah, It's a bitch move lol》

Sakura: Why the fuck is Lady so tall?

AG: [patting out the flames] I don't know.... but that image was amazing

Everyone else: Agreed

AG: [claps her hands together] Alright! Ship time! Lady! You in position?

Com. Lady: Yep-y diddly doo!

AG: The fuck kinda sentence is that?

Com. Lady: My sentence bitch

AG: Fair! Now Naruto x Naruko!

Naruto: Who the fuck is Naruko?

AG: You but a girl

Naruto: Uh...... would that be incest, normal sex, or masterbatsion (I can not spell)?

Holy music: [stops]

AG: ....... Sakura......

Sakura: Wh- what?

AG: Decapitate me please.......

Sakura: [punches her head off]

Naruto: I just wanna know!!

Sakura: [gears up] Round two Naruto

Naruto: [unintelligible screams] [jumps into Kakashi's arms]

Kakashi: [unintelligible screaming as well] [jumps into Minato's arms]

Minato: [hides behind Tsunade]

Sasuke: [hides behind his brother]

Sasori: [trying to jump out the window] YOU AIN'T KILLING ME AGAIN PINKY!!!! NOT TODAY YOU PINK HAIRED SATAN!!!!

Hisoka: [nopes outta there]

Com. Lady: [meekly] Sakura.... please......

Sakura: [calms down] Naruto

Naruto: Ye- yes....?!

Sakura: You ask that again, not even AG or Lady will be able to save you

Naruto: N- no on the ship......

Everyone else: No on the ship......

AG's head: [gurgling noises]

Sakura: [grabs AG's head and body] Let's go pay Machi a visit