AG- *rage kicks the door*

Sakura- What do you want now?

AG- 309 and 15!!!

Itachi- ?

Sasuke- Hn.... *then realizes the horrible mistake that he just made*

AG- *a dark aura surrounds her* Someone hand me a fucking dictionary

Sasori- *hands her one*

AG- You should already know what's coming Duck-ass but I'm in a good mood so.... I'll count to 10... 1...

Sasgay- *runs for his life*

AG- 10! *runs after him*

Kisame- I think she missed a few numbers...

Sakura- Yeah but I think she doesn't really care right now soooo....

Sasori- I'm surprised that you aren't trying to stop her

Sakura- Do I fucking look like I have a death wish? Well?

AG- *walks in dragging Sasuke behind her, holding a bloody dictionary* Yo!

Sakura- *sigh* *walks over to them* *starts to heal Sasuke*

AG- *drops Sasuke then hands Sasori his dictionary* Here you go!

Sasori- *grabs his dictionary* Thank you?

AG- *claps* Anyway! 309 and 15 are very important numbers! They represent how me-

Sakura- How many views and votes you got for your book

AG- You really must be mad at me today!.... Well tonight...

Sakura- After last chapter, yes!

Sasori- Views?

Deidara- Votes?

Itachi- Chapters?

Sakura-  *looks at AG* You didn't tell them?

AG- How the fuck did you find out?

~Le flash back~

Sakura- *watching Tik toks* *a notification from Wattpad pops up* *mumbles* Wattpad?

Sakura- *thinks* Might as well *opens Wattpad*

~le time skip~

Sakura- *massive nosebleed from reading some interesting shit and has regrets* I'm going to murder her.....

~End of flash back~

Sakura- And that's what happened

AG- Huh! Sooooooooo....... You any closer to finding out what my name is?

Sakura- No

Hidan- Why do you need to know what the fuck her name is?

Sakura- Who ever finds out what her name is can get everyone out of this shit bag! ..... Oh God! I'm spending to much time around AG

Deidara- Her names AG!.... Right, un?

Sasori- No dimwit, remember? Quote, '"My name is one you can not know but call me AG"', end quote or something along the lines of that

Deidara- Blah blah blah! Whatever!

AG- You'll never find out what it is though!

Naruto- ...... You look like a Mary......

AG- *starts to get emotional* YOU JUST HAD TO SAY THAT NAME!

Hidan- *mumbles* And we're supposed to understand women.....

Sakura- *attempting to calm AG down* That name was her grandmother's name.......

Naruto- Oh..... Sorry AG....

Itachi- ..... Tatus? Yui? Aya? Eiko? Emi? Hayami? Homura? Kagome? Kana? Kumi? Mari? Fudo?

AG- That's the most you talked to me and your wrong! Also.... really? I know what those names mean..... But thank you for the complements!

Itachi- Hn.....

Everyone else besides AG- *freezes* *looks at AG*

AG- Unlike the other Uchihas minus the females, Itachi is the only one I respect! Also, I'd never hurt Itachi! Because reasons!

Sakura- We're getting off topic!

AG- Oh right! Thanks Saku!

Sakura- Don't mention it

AG- Anyway.... *grabs a canon filled confetti* *lights the end* *points it up*

Canon- *fires*

Ronnie- *on the shiter* WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

AG- *covers her eyes and Sakura's eyes* Well......... that wasn't supposed to happen...... I'm scarred for life..... Bye guys ......