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Also! Here's an old drawing of AG I did!

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AG: [just woke up] [tired as shit] Uggghhh.... I fuckin hate today..... [opens the door] Why the fuck is it so dar-?

Everyone: HAPPY (Hidan: FUCKING) BIRTHDAY AG (Deidara: ,UN!!)!!

AG: [Shocked] Wh-what? Y-you guys.... remembered?

Sakura: [covered in flour] [hugs her] Of course we did!

Naruto: [also covered in flour] Probably not as good as you could make it but.... here [hands her a cake]

Com Lady: Naruto and Killua can't bake for shit lol. So Sakura, Hisoka, and Gon made it

Gon: [drenched in flour] [hugs her] You're not as mean as you seem!

Killua: [caked in flour] Happy birthday old hag!

Hisoka: [hanging out of the vents] [flour has consumed this man] Heh

AG: Y-you guys..... [looks up]

Wendy: Something wrong AG - chan?

Haru: [poking her cheek] She does that when she's gonna cry.....

AG: [swats his hand away] S-shut up

Daichi: [picks her up and hugs her] It's ok little sis!

AG: [crying] C-cut the sappy shit! It's not that important! But..... [looks away] Thank you guys........

Minato: [confused but clapping] Happy birthday!

Sakura: He's a little confused but he got the spirit!

Madara: Tch. Brat

Sakura: Oof. Levi much

Itachi: [looks at Madara again] That ain't no kid. She older than everyone here put together

Tobirama: Then why-?!

Deidara: You won't get an answer

Hashirama: [playing a kazoo with a party hat on]

Natsu: [having a kazoo of with Hashirama]

Mothman: [fast record playing noises] (Translation: Happy birthday!)

Com. Lady: Happy birthday girl. You deserve a break from all this so... you ain't gotta do a chapter!

AG: [finally got away from her fairy brother] No way! I love doing this really! It.... it makes me happy..... [clutches her chest] ..... I missed this..... all of this.....

Alluka: Awww! We love you too AG! But there is something wrong though.....

AG: Wait what?

Sakura: Wait.... She's right..... What happened to your hair? It went down to your butt.... now it's to your shoulders......

AG: Drunk me and scissors do not mix well lol

Sakura: [smiles] It looks good on you!

AG: [faintly blushes]

Hisoka: [smirks] [opens his mouth]

Sakura: Not a damn word mother fucker or I'll sick the devil on you bitch

Hidan: I've taught you well child

Illumi: The....

Gon: Devil?

Com. Lady: My cat Bakugo though AG says he's hers too

Hisoka: And why should I be scared of a cat◇?

Naruto: Ok, me and Gaara are jinchuriki. That means we basically have demons inside us that are made of pure power

Minato and Hashirama: Oh no. You poor children....

Gaara: I possess the one tailed. He possess the nine tailed.

Minato: T-that means.....

Sakura: [pats him on the back] I'm sorry for your loss sir

Naruto: Back on topic. And you wanna know something?

Hisoka: Sure ♤

Naruto: [points at his belly] They are scared of that fucking abomination of all things holy and good that we call a cat

AG: He puked on Sasuke before... that was funny

Naruto: Gaara wasn't here to see that monster but-

Com Lady: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

Everyone: [quiets down and looks at the intercom]

Com Lady: I get it! My cat is a bitch! I scars to prove it! But! Yous keep on talkin' shit bout him! Yous gonna get hit!

AG: Take that to heart children. Take it to heart.

AG: [claps her hands and wipes her tears] Ok! Now everyone that ain't supposed to be here! Scat! We have a different book made for this shit!

Everyone that's not supposed to be there: [makes like a tree and leaves] (Hisoka left via vent if you're curious)

AG: [grabs her clipboard from her bag] Alright kiddos! We got Kankuro x Puppet!

Gaara: [bursts out laughing]

Everyone else: [double takes]

Gaara: I-I'm sorry but-! [laughs] WHAT?! That-! [Laughs]

Naruto: [shakes him] WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE KAZEKAGE? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH OUR FRIEND GAARA?!?! YOU IMPOSTER!!

Gaara: [still laughing]

Naruto: [starts to laugh too]

Everyone else: [starts to laugh]

AG: [laughs] T-this -! [laughs]

Com. Lady: [laughs] Is the [laughs] Absolute BEST chapter I ever written!!! [laughs]

Gaara: Sure! [laughs]

Everyone else: Sure! [laughs]

AG: Now!!!! Time to chow down!!!!

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Best chapter ever!