Itachi: *sits out his die Dr Pepper*

Sasuke: *trys to die by all means* AG JUST KILL ME! SAKURA BASH MY SKULL IN! NARUTO FUCKING RASENGAN ME INTO ORBIT!

Sakura: *laughter* I'm sorry Weasel-san and Sasuke-kun but *W  H  E  E  Z  E*

Itachi: You said if someone tried to get the key cards in bra you would kill them correct

AG: Weasel no

Itachi: WEASEL YES!

AG: *leaves*

Itachi: Well fuck

Sakura: *chokes on her Earl Grey*

Pein: *chokes on his Key Lime pie*

Konan: *chokes on her whiskey and wine*

(A/N: Hey that kinda rimmed
AG: Lady stop)

Everyone: *S  H  O  O  K*

Sakura: 'Tachi no swearing!

Itachi: I'M A GROWN MAN AND AREN'T YOU GROUNDED YOUNG LADY?!?!

Sakura: *grumpy pouts* Ok Kaa-San

AG: What are you? Her mom?

Itachi: Can I legally adop-

AG: No

Itachi:

AG:

Itachi:

AG:

Itachi: ............. Can I illegally a-

AG: *facepalms*

Itachi: Haters gonna hate-!

Sakura: But we're still-!

Itachi and Sakura: *poses* Fabulous~! *dramatic hair flip*

AG: *head in hands* I regret letting you two meet

Naruto: Did they forget about us

Everyone else: I think (Hidan: fucking) so (Deidara: ,un)

Konan: This shit right fucking-

AG: Here is why we-

Konan and AG: Drink *tips back a bottle of wine and tequila*

Deidara: *disappointed in us all* *also wondering who the hell ships him and Sakura*

Sakura: By the way, like the masterpiece. A giant middle finger

Deidara and Sakura: *high fives*

AG: We may redo this cause this really isn't focused on the ship

Sasuke and Itachi: PLEASE NO

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BrielleSJohnson

So I wanted to apologize cause I'm shoving Sakura love down people throats

I'm sorry

I really am

But Sakura plays a large role in AG's overall story line

I need to dial it back but I wanted to tell y'all kinda why I'm doing this

She plays about as a big role as AG herself..... and this is AG's story line

A bigger role than AG's own fricking family

That's how important she is in this

I'm establishing it early

I'm sorry but I recommend not reading AG's main book due maybe sometime next year I wanna say, I don't know if you're tired of all of.... well.... Sakura

I'll try to dial it back

ALSO!! A Q AND A WILL BE HELD IN THE 50TH CHAPTER!! ASK ME, AG, OR ANY OF MY OTHER OC'S ANYTHING (EXCEPT AG'S REAL NAME! ONE OF YA'LL ALREADY TRIED THAT)

I'LL ANSWER ALMOST ANY THING!! It'll be held on June 30th 2020! Ask me before that date and I'll add it!

Hell y'all can even ask the Akatsuki, Team 7, or the Dragon slayers something!

I love y'all💙! Stay safe! Bye!

-The Lady Upstairs