Itachi- *ready to go on another murder spree*

Kisame- *ready too end it all*

AG- *laughing her ass off*

Sakura- Suffer I suffered

Deidara- *also laughing her-..... wait..... his ass off*

Naruto- *losing it*

Sasuke- *not there* (He's in the hospital with Ronnie to comfort him)

~In the hospital~

Sasuke- *eating though a straw*

Ronnie- I'm sorry........

Ronnie's Phone- *A bitch is calling, A bitch is calling*

Sasuke- The fuck?

Ronnie- It's AG

Sasuke- *flinches*

Ronnie- *answers* This better be good

AG- Oh it is! Put me on speaker!

Ronnie- Fine *puts her on speaker*

AG- Ok so we're sorry for what we did to you but I got something that might make you laugh~!

Sasuke- ..-. .. -. . (Fine)

AG- Did we really hurt him that bad that he has to use Morse code?!

Ronnie- YOU GUYS ALMOST KILLED HIM!

AG- Well in mine and Hidan's defense! Sakura did the majority of the torturing!

Ronnie- Yeah yeah sure

Sasuke- ... .... . ... .-. .. -- . ....- (Shes right)

Ronnie- Oh

AG- Ha! Told ya! Well anyway here's the thing that will make you laugh! Itachi x Kisame!

Ronnie- Why

Heart monitor- *beats faster*

AG- That means he's laughing!

Ronnie- Does it really?

AG- Yep! Your heart actually beats faster when your laughing!

Ronnie- Huh......... Anyway no for me and him! Bye sis!

AG- Bye big bro! Bye Sasuke! Sorry for putting you in a hospital! *hangs up*

~Now back to your regularly scheduled showing of chaos, laughter, and people losing their last brain cell(s)~

AG- Ok so no for Ronnie and Sasuke

Sakura- You mean Duck-ass

AG- *whispers to Sakura* Listen...... Lady is telling me to be nicer to him to prevent people that think that I'm being a total Bitch which is true though and complain. It hasn't happened yet but there's always that one person that will eventually start to complain and that will lead to an uprising and Lady might quit. Someone already almost made her delete the app cause they told her to kill herself but she has said that was way back when she was an asshole and a bitch and was provoking them. She reported and blocked them bitches. And the readers can read this...... shit........ don't try to find them readers. She wants to leave that in the past but if your curious then it was a Fairy tail and Naruto crossover book. And it involved you Saku. It was the main talk of the argument. If you read this reader then don't dis em. It was technically Lady's fault. I really need to stop talking......

Sakura- Ok....... But listen to her readers

Naruto- What?

Sakura- Nothing Naru

Naruto- Naru?

AG- Back on topic people!

Sakura- Ok ok! No on the ship but it's funny

Naruto- No

Deidara- No

Everyone else- No

AG- Okie doki! But let's react to some funny pics!

AG- *Losing her shit*

Team 7- *snorts*

Akatsuki- *half losing their shit half trying to keep a straight face*

AG- *still losing her shit*

Everyone else- *Chuckling*

Everyone- *Losing their shit*

AG- *STILL Losing her shit* OH SNAP! 🤣

Everyone- *Losing their shit*

Everyone- *Losing their shit*

Everyone minus Kisame *Losing their shit*

Kisame- *worried*

Everyone- *STILL Losing it*

Everyone- *STILL Losing their shit*

Everyone- *STILL Losing their shit*

Everyone- *STILL Losing their shit*

AG- Thank you so much for requesting this Eeveelover197 ! And don't worry expect the other ship either today or tomorrow! And your ship too imhavinganosebleed2 ! Bye! Love y'all❤!

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There's a couple of things I need to talk to y'all about

First,

Ok guys so this is the first time ever sharing that information with anyone besides the nurses at my doctor's office, my mom, and my counselor. I haven't told anyone else about this. Don't call them out, don't harass them, if you find them then don't do anything if I found out that any of you said anything or did anything to them then you'll get the disappointment card or worse. It happened a long time ago. You can read the messages and not do anything then that's your choice ok. It was completely my fault. I provoked them, they retaliated, then ganged up on me with their friend. I regret saying anything to them. I could of handle it better. They were constantly messaging me so I reported them for harassment then blocked them. I'm trying to not be that person I was back then. I'm trying to fix myself. Me and AG....... So if you wanna ask questions then message me. In private ok? It be better for all of us. I'll let you know if your starting to tread into sensitive territory.

Second,

I'm back in public school! So expect a less random schedule (AG- More like completely random Shut the fuck up AG and stop breaking the fourth wall!). I transferred because TESTS...... I had to do four for the first 4 days of school. Then I had to do 4 more test that gave us about 30 - 45 mins on a 50 to 70 question tests. I have what's called a 5o4 plan (I don't know how to spell that). It gives me extra time on tests. They didn't take that into consideration and wanted all four done today (really only 3 because I finished the math in 2 days). I hated it there so I'm gonna have to go back to public school. And the reason I have a 5o4 plan is because of my ADD which means I have an attention disorder aka when I see something shiny wait for like 5 mins to 30 mins then I'll focus on you

Third,

AG's real name isn't my name! Hers is something else entirely! She's kinda like Inner Sakura but I don't call her inner me! I gave her a name! So if you guys want a name and face reveal I will do it! But WARNING! I'm ugly as fuck lol! Acne and chubbyness (?) galore! But AG's name doesn't connect to mine in any way! Well..... except for the initials!

Fourth,

I have a bunch of socials and accounts on other stuff!

My socials and other stuff if you want are as listed below!

Arts & Oc's -
AG_is_queen_of_games
Profile pic:

(So like the same one lol)

SAO: Integral Factor -
Glitch
Looks for it: White short hair with red eyes
Weapons: Sword, Rapier, and/or Bow
Level: 73

Twitter -
MemeLover

Tik Tok -
Sakura_haruno_is_queens

Finally,

Send in fan art! You just saw what she looked like! If you need a better description of her then here you go!

Name: AG

Age: ?????

Sex: F

Height: ????

Weight: (AG- You don't need to know that!)

Sexually: Pan Asexual

Personality: Subject will look you straight in the face and say go fuck yourself

Mental health: Shit (Like mine)

Likes: Sakura; Wendy; Itachi; Rest unknown

Dislikes: Fucking Uchihas except for Itachi and the females that aren't like the dudes; the word Language; Sakura haters; Rest unknown

Hair: Long

Front:

(Try to read my messy handwriting right lol)

Back: Long but go wild with it

Ok so if you all read this then have a cookie 🍪 and I can't believe someone read all of this lol

Alright so love y'all❤! Bye!