Deidara: WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Itachi: WHAT THE FUC-

Gaara: *in a corner* Why.....? *sniffs*

AG: *comforting him* This is just how it is

Sakura: This perfectly fine *sips tea*

Kisame: Perfectly fine *sips tea*

Kakuzu: *burst in the door, tentacles blazing* AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

AG: *mumbles* I've seen enough henti to know where this is going

Kakuzu tentacle: *grabs her ankle and lifts her up into the air*

AG: Called it

Kakuzu: YOU STOLE MY MONEY!!!

AG: Oh! Who told you!? W-wait! I meant uhhhhhhh....... shit

Kakuzu: I should kill you right now!

AG: Do it

Kakuzu: *drops her* W-wha

AG: *stands up* Do it or you a pussy, pussy!

Kakuzu: Ok *rips out her heart*

AG: *falls down lifeless*

Everyone else: *mixed reactions*

Sakura: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! AND WHY IS BO NOT PANICKING?!?!?!?!

Bo: *walks over to AG and kicks her*

Sakura: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?! SHE'S DEAD!!!!!!!

Bo: No she's not

AG: *rises like a Zombie* *makes Zombie noises*

Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi: *jumps into Sakura's arms*

Sakura: Pussys

AG: *bursts out laughing* You should see your faces!!!!

Deidara: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?! HOW?! YOUR HEART GOT RIPPED OUT!! THERE'S A FUCKING HOLE IN YOU!! AND ONE OF YOUR LUNGS IS DAMAGED!!!!!!!!

Hidan: Your also missing a tit.........

AG: In that case! Kakuzu! We gotta make it even so can you rip a hole so I won't have a uniboob!

Kakuzu: *rips a hole on the other side*

AG's stuff that got ripped out: *goes up in flames*

AG's body minus the heart: *is restored*

AG: Now I'm gonna have to wait about 2 hours to get my heart back so......

Sakura: *drops the boys* What the actual fuck

AG: I'm also immortal!

Sakura: Oh ok

Deidara: HOW ARE YOU CALM?! SHE'S IMMORTAL! SO WHO KNOWS HOW LONG SHE'S BEEN ALIVE!!

AG: I lost count how many years but honestly, It sucks being immortal. Also, I took all the drugs at once.

Deidara: How did it feel?

AG: I went on a major trippppp broooooo *laughs* but don't do drugs kids

Sakura: As a doctor-

Hidan: Your a doctor?

Sakura: Yes

Hidan: I actually need a prescription filled, think you could fill it?

Sakura: *goes full doc mode* That would require a check up and I need you answer a few questions as well, mainly considering your insurance and past hospital records. How's 4 today?

Hidan: Sounds good doc

Sakura: *holds her hand out* See you again at 4

Hidan: *shakes her hand* Yeah

Deidara: Really Hidan? Really un?

Hidan: I may be an immortal, ass kicking S rank bilingual mother fucker with no regard for others feelings but when I need a fucking check up or prescription refill, IMMA GET IT THE FUCK DONE BITCH!

Deidara: Ok! Ok yeah! Yesh!

AG: As you wer- HOLY SHIT!!!! *gets jumped*

Bakugou: *jumps her*

Pein: I fear no man, but that thing

Bakugou: *kicking AG's ass*

Pein: It scares me

Deidara: Even God fears it un........

AG: Whhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????????????????????????

Bakugou: *stops attacking her* *looks at Sasuke*

Sasuke: S-should I be worried?

Bakugou: *jumps on him* *purrs*

AG: I'm the one who feeds you!!!

Bakugou: *vomits on him*

AG: *gets up* Ewwwww...... chunky

Bakugou: *walks away elegantly*

Sasuke: Bakubitch

AG: You call my adorable, precious, loveable, best boy, evil little shit Bakubitch again, I'll put your liver on a platter, play golf with your spine and your magical fucking eyeballs, use your intestines as Christmas decorations but only on the first of Christmas cause I'm not a fucking Karen, ship the rest of you of to your fan girls, but I don't know what I'll do with your d-

Sakura: *face cherry red after that last statement* JUST SHUT UP AG!

Hidan: *mesmerized* I'm in love with this woman

Kakuzu: Of course you are

Hidan: *pulls out a ring pop* *kneels down infront off AG* Will you fucking marry me?

AG: *weirded the fuck out* (Takes alot to do that) Noooooooo....... I'd be committing pedophilia for one cause I'm older then all you put together and If you were saying that to Lady she'd kick you in the balls then call the police cause then you'd be committing pedophilia....... and two, I'll take this....... *takes the ring pop* *pats his head* But thanks anyway

Hidan: Fuck

Sasori: Great show *claps*

Deidara: What were we doing again?

AG: Reacting to Itachi x Deidara and wow!! Gaara! Your quiet!

Gaara: I know........ *sneezes*

AG: *freaks out* ARE YOU OK?! ARE YOU DYING?! DO I NEED TO TURN UP THE HEAT?! SHOULD I GET NATSU?!?!

Sakura: Back to the ship and also AG, he's got an appointment with me today at 3:30 so don't worry!

AG's phone rings: * Hey there, demons, it's me, ya boi*

AG: UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH *answers*

Lady: AG! GET YER ASS UP HERE NOW!!!!

AG: Ok axis power

Lady: You have no proof

AG: Your dad's sides part German

Lady: You know the truth about my family and if anything, I'm the allied cause I'm Russian and American

AG: Scratch that! Your a war crime! Cause you're Russian and American but your also Italian

Lady: ANYWAY!!! GET YER ASS UP HERE CAUSE SWORD AND SHIELD!!!

AG: HOLY SHIT!!! I'M ON MY WAY!!!

Lady: *hangs up*

AG: WE NEED TO HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!! OPINIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Itachi and Deidara: FUCK NO!!!!

Sakura: *thumbs down*

Naruto: No

Sasuke: No

Kakashi: No

Kisame: No

Sasori: No

Konan: No

Zetsu: No

Hidan: Fuck no

Kakuzu: No

Obito: No

Pein: No

Gaara: No

Bo: No

Mothman: *fast record playing noises*

Bakugou: *angry meowing*

AG: Ok then love y'all!! NOW I GOTTA PLAY POKEMON SWORD AND SHIELD!!!! *jumps out da window*

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I GOT SWORD AND SHIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I LOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEE IT!!!

Welp! I'm also in cosplay! I also suck at it so the image your about to see is pretty sucky.

《HAHHA IT'S GONE! :D I WIN》

(It's Uraraka from my hero) (My double chin lol 😂)

But once it's better I promise that I'll add an image

Well I need to hurry up! I've got 7 more chapters!

Love y'all❤! Bye!