Kuro: [does anything]

AG: [PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPINION]

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Someone: [hurts or flirts with Sakura]

Literally everyone there:
[Your free trial of existence has ended]

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Nobody:

Not even God (who we've killed):

Lady: [UWU INTENSIFIES]

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AG: [attacks Haru]

Sakura: Ah shit. Here we go again

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Lady after she gives AG and Sakura relationship advice (separately) : I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess

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Meliodas:

Elizabeth: BONK GO TO HORNY JAIL

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Giyuu: Why is AG on a table?

Sakura: She likes to be tall

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AG: Has anyone seen my top?

Lady, reading gay fan fiction: Yeah, Sakura's in the kitchen

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AG, constantly: [Gay panic and screaming intensifies]

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Lady, to AG and Kuro: Mothers.

AG and Kuro:

Lady, holding a rapier: Mothers, I crave violence

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Kuro: Bitch

AG: Still lacking taste I see. How crude of you

Kuro: 💙🌌𝓑 𝓘 𝓣 𝓒 𝓗🌌💙

AG: How the FUCK

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Haru: [walks into AG's room holding a camera] WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!

AG: [jolts up] [incoherent nosies]

Sakura: [sits up] The fuck man?

Haru: HEBSBSGJSOHOHH

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Or alternatively.....

Lady: [walks into Kuro's room w/ camera] [was payed 50 cent to do this] WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!

Kuro: [jolts up] [incoherent nosies]

Alexander: [sits up] The fuck man?

Lady: [W H E E Z E]

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BBEG: You're too late super dorks! You'll never stop me now!

AG: That's where you're wrong, evildoer! We will stop you with the powers of:

Haru: Friendship!

Daichi: H-Harmony!

Lady: Incredible violence.

AG: And love!

BBEG: W- wait, what was the middle one?

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Wendy: So that's your plan?

Haru: Please, I don't plan! I scheme.

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AG: I need Vitamin A (Attention)

Lady: I need Vitamin C (Cash)

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Broke: AG is top

Woke: Sakura is top

Bespoke: Their BOTH tops

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Wendy: Can we go out for Ice cream?

Zeldris: Did you ask Lady?

Wendy: She said no

Zeldris: Then why did you ask me?

Wendy: Because she's not the boss of you.

Zeldris, internally: IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP IT'S A TRAP

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Cobra: So, did you kiss her?

Estarossa: No, the moment wasn't right. Look, Lady could actually be the one. I want our first kiss to be amazing.

Cobra: Aww, Estarossa, that's so sweet. So you chickened out like a little bitch.

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Lady: I told Mael his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell if he's really lying.

Cobra: What? How?

Lady: Watch this

Lady: Mael, do you love me?

Mael, covering his ears: No.

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Lady: What's your favorite color?

AG: Sakura

AG:

Lady: ... Wait, what was the question again?

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Kuro: When I said, "Bring me back something from the beach", I meant, like, a seashell

Alexander, struggling to hold a seagull: Well you didn't say that now did you?

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Tanjiro: Hey AG-!

AG, tearing up: She used to call me AG

Giyuu: That's because its your fucking name

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Mitsuri: Just tell Sakura you like her! What's the worst that could happen?!

AG: She could hear me!!!!

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Esconor (day form): What's a queen without a king?

Lady: Well, historically, better

Esconor (still day form): Uh, what's Juliet without her Romeo

Lady: Alive

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Natsu: Someone's coming. Someone you don't like.

Lady and AG: That could be anyone.

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Sakura: What kind of tea do you want?

Inosuke: There's nore than one kind?

Sakura: We have blueberry, raspberry, ginseng, sleepy time, green tea, green tea with lemon, green tea with lemon and honey, liver disaster, ginger with honey, ginger without honey, vanilla almond, white truffle, blueberry chamomile, vanilla walnut, constant comment, and ... earl grey

Inosuke: Did you make some of those up?

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AG: I disembowel. It's what I do

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Sakura: Hey, AG, what're you doing here?

AG: This is where I come to cry.

Sakura: What

AG: I said this is where I come to be a cool guy.

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AG: LET ME SEE WHAT YOU HAVE

Lady, smug: [holds out a dagger] A KNIFE! [Runs away]

AG: NO [chases after her]

Daichi: Omg why does she have a knife-

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Lady: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Natsu: What if it bites me and it dies?

Lady: That means you're poisonous.

Tanjiro: What if it bites it's self and I die?

Lady: That's voodoo.

Naruto: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Lady: That's correlation, not causation.

Gon: What if we both bite eachother and neither of us die?

Hisoka: That's kinky

Lady: Oh my Cheeseus-

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Lucidel: So I sorta did something and I need some advice, but I don't want alot of judgment or criticism.

Lady, flabbergasted: And you came to me?

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Giyuu: Hey are you and Estarossa dating?

Lady, head resting on Estarossa's lap: What gives you that impression?

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Lady: Lucidel sneezed and I accidentally said "Shut the fuck up" instead of "Bless you"

Gajeel: How do you accidentally say that?!

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Lady/AG/Kuro, gesturing to their chest: I'll keep all my emotions right here

Lady/AG/Kuro: And then, one day, I'll die.

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AG, holding up a bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Sting: [grabs the bottle and chugs all of it]

Sting, throwing the bottle over his shoulder: It's perfume.

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Haru: The best part of an Oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part. Deal with it.

Daichi: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with solely one side.

AG: Yo, Shakespeare, it's a fucking cookie.

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Lady, laying down her hand: Royal flush

AG, laying down an UNO card: Draw 4

Haru, laying down a Pokémon card: Pikachu, I choose you

Daichi, sobing: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN PLAYING????

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AG: What is toothpaste, if not bone soap?

Alexander: Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.

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Deidara: I'm not a thug, I'm a law-abiding citizen.

Sakura: Okay, then name one law

Deidara: Don't kill people

Sakura: That's on me, I set the bar too low

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Sasori: What scares you the most?

Sasuke: Snakes

Tanjiro: Needles

Lady: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.

Lucidel: Lady

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Sakura: Are you flirting with me?

AG: Have been since we met but thanks for noticing

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Lady: Are you flirting with me?

Estarossa: Have been since we met but thanks for noticing

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Extra long because I CAN

Zhongli's banner starts today If I recall correctly so wish me luck

Love y'all❤! Stay safe! Bye!
- Lady💙