Lady: HEY GUYS! So I'm hosting this chapter! Everyone else chilling at the beach but me and Kuro wanted to host the 100k reads, 100 chapters, and 2.5k votes special! Say hi Kuro~!

Kuro: E̸e̴e̴r̷r̸r̷r̴ ̷u̶h̶h̸h̶ ̶H̶i̴. I̵ ̸u̷h̵,̴ ̴b̶e̸l̸i̷e̷v̷e̶ ̷w̸e̶'̷v̷e̶ ̵m̵e̴e̵t̴ ̷b̷e̸f̶o̸r̷e̴ ̴o̴n̴ ̴F̷a̷i̷t̶h̵'̸s̵ ̸w̵a̸l̴l̷

Lady: Oh I hate the fact you call me by my middle name and you still experiencing interference? Let me see your mic [fixes the mic]

Kuro: Thank you my dear, that must of been difficult to read viewers

Lady: Yeah sooooo this is my office~!

Kuro: So what exactly are we doing for this Faith?

Lady: I'm glad you asked!

Kuro: I didn't, I just read the note cards and I must say, you're handwriting is very messy

Lady: Out here outing me fr girl like damn

Kuro: .... [fixes note cards] Such a strange girl....

Lady: Anyway! This is the 99 th chapter if you haven't noticed so we're doing two segments for it! Yay!

Kuro: This is the happiest I've ever seen you child

Lady: I'm excited for this because my readers are excited! I love my readers! Honestly, I just expected this to get maybe a couple hundred views and just be a joke and now..... we're at currently, over 100k reads. I started writing in like, 2018 I think and somehow, my writing took off maybe last year? I have no clue lol

Kuro: Well I think AG, you, and myself peaked everyone's interest

Lady: That's fair. I mean I don't see how I peaked their interest but you and AG are so mysterious. We know so much yet so little about the both of you!

Kuro: I think they're interested in your powers and the Lady's purpose. They've been on display in the introduction to the Hunter x Hunter reactions to ships book when you controlled AG and in the 7 Deadly Sins reactions to ships, you some what explained the role of the Lady's

Lady: I was the worst possible choice tho lol. If I were to get injured, I'd probably drink from the fountain of youth ngl. Also I'm always kicking AG's ass and now that I think about it.... Hisoka seen AG fight and Hidan might of told him about me beating his, Pein, and AG's asses. The ladder being multiple times....

Kuro: Indeed tho It was Haru that told him

Lady: I'm going to drop kick that fairy bitch off a cliff while his wings are tied up

Kuro: Yeah..... I'll keep AG occupied

Lady:  :)

Lady: Anyway! This first segment will be focused on the QnA while the next with feature character reveals, art, and AG's first name! Nobody tell anyone here tho! Not even Daichi, Haru, or Alexander know-! Wait- ... You guys don't know who he is.....

Kuro: He's a good feline

[Door slams open]

?????????: OI! STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT!

Lady: Alex! Lovely to have you join us! Come on! [pats her lap] Sit down!

Alexander: No.

Lady: But you're a cat

Alexander: I'm also your guard so that means [walks over to Lady and moves her away from Kuro] It's my job to protect you from threats like her, Princess

Lady: ... [moves her chair back next to Kuro and moves another spinny chair next to her] [pats it] Sit down Alexander. Please.

Alexander: [huffs and plops down] Only because you asked Princess

Lady: Stop calling me that

Alexander: No Princess

Lady: [sighs and runs her hand though her hair] Let's do this shit before a.... [lop sided grin] Cat-tastrophe happens

Alexander and Kuro: [groans]

Lady: [still got that lop sided grin] What? Were you two... left in the dark for that one?

Kuro and Alexander: Make it stop

Lady: [lop sided grin energy: Max] Was my joke not Crystal clear? Am I going to have to shine sun light on it?

Kuro: [head in hands]

Alexander: [banging his head against the desk]

Lady: [giggles] Alright alright! I'll stop! [lop sided grin energy: above god and goddess level] Purrr now~

Alexander: I will get Hisoka

Kuro: I will tell Derieri and Estarossa what you said about them

Lady: HEY! Ludociel can most likely still hear or see us even tho he can't really see...

Kuro: You and Estarossa have made over 100 thousand blind jokes towards him, it's getting old and they haven't even been here for a month

Lady: Yeah but it's funny!

Walkie-talkie AG: Hey Lady?

Lady: Yeah?

Walkie. AG: I don't know what you guys are saying but Ludociel says he can hear/see you you guys and If you make one more joke, he's gonna drown himself

Lady: Well that's un- fur -tunate

Walkie. AG: Lady I swear- LUDOCIEL! DON'T YOU GO INTO THAT WATER!! WHO'S GONNA PROTECT ELIZABETH FROM MELIODAS??? ......

Walkie. AG: Ok he stopped and now, with the other Archangels, is refusing to let Meliodas or any other demons near her. Ludociel seems to be first in line to be slapped because Elizabeth looks like she's about to slap a hoe

Lady: I say Meliodas

Walkie. AG: Bet

Lady: Oh yeah! Tell him to fuck off and stop watching and listening in! It's creepy

Walkie. AG: Ten-four! Love ya Lady! Have fun!

Lady: [mumbles something]

Alexander: Tsundere much

Lady: ... [grabs a spray bottle with water]

Alexander: [against the wall and hissing]

Lady: [sprays him] Bad kitty

Kuro: [loving every second of this]

Lady: ANYWAY! Let's get to the questions! ...

Kuro: Something wrong Faith?

Lady: .... There's no questions.... AUTHORS AUTHORITY!

[Screen pops up]

Lady: [speeding though folders and pages]

Alexander: For those curious, this bullshit move is her ability, Authors Authority. It allows her to micro manage everyone and control the entire world.

Kuro: The folder is fucking named 'Plan Q'. WHY?????

Lady: THAT'S WHAT PLAN I'M ON!

Kuro: [passes her a folder] Here. You left it in the mirror

Lady: [closes the screen and hugs Kuro] Thank u💙!

Kuro: You're welcome Faith....

Lady: [lets go] So! This is plan Q! Aka Maybe-Incorrect-Quotes-From-This-Hell-Hole! Let's go!

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Gon: Kiss the prettiest person in the room!

AG: Deidara?

Deidara: [the color red] [sqeaks] Yes?

AG: [standing up] Move over, I'm trying to get to Sakura.

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Lady, on the phone: Why are you talking to me at this hour?

Sakura, on the other end: I need your help. I've done something bad, very bad....

Lady, cracking open a Dr. Pepper: Put the corpse on Ice, I know how to handle this.

Sakura: What? No, it's not- Why would I-

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Zeldris: Do you trust me?

Elizabeth, slowly starting to develop Lady and Sakura's personality: [just got done hot wiring a car and is now buckling him up in his booster seat] No, but let's get this over with anyway.

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Derieri, directors assistant: So, why does Juliet kill herself?

Monspeet, director: Because without Romeo, she has no reason to live.

Estarossa and Lady, getting ready for their parts as Romeo and Juliet: Oh, you can tell this play was written by a man.

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Lady and Estarossa: [sneaking in after an adventure]

AG: [spins around in a chair] Where were you two?

Lady: [throws a blanket over Estarossa] I WAS WITH SAKURA AND ELIZABETH!!

Sakura and Elizabeth: [turns lamp on] Try again

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Hisoka: What are your 3 biggest fears♡?

Lady, to busy to be scared: Getting stuck on a boat with you three times.

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Zeldris: What are some good responses to getting stabbed with a sword?

Ban and Meliodas: Rude.

Daichi and Haru: That's fair.

Elizabeth and Sakura: Not again.

Lady and Estarossa: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

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Kuro: We need to talk about your professionalism.

Lady, laying on a bookshelve: Those are some mighty brave words coming from someone standing in lava.

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AG, every time Lady talks to Estarossa or Kuro: This is a trap, but I don't know how.

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Diane, reading a note card: "She was poetry, but he couldn't read."

Elizabeth: His name was Jared, he's nineteen.

Sakura: When his parents built a very strange machine.

Lady: Watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen.

Everyone except Alexander and Kuro: Ayyy, macarena.

Alexander and Kuro: Horrible job everyone

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Lady: [going on a rampage at ground floor]

Estarossa, with almost everyone: Should I try to seduce Lady?

Wendy: How would that help?

Estarossa: I don't know. I just want to see if I could do it.

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Lady: Yo I'm pogging

Kuro: What the HELL does that even MEAN-

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Sakura: I'm always straight.

Itachi: Oh man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told.

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Lady and Gon: We need an adult!

Hisoka: I'm an adult♤~

Lady:

Gon:

Hisoka:

Lady, picking up Gon and jumping out a window: WE NEED A DIFFERENT ADULT-!

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Lady: [traps wasp under a cup]

Hisoka: [appears and sets two cups down]

Lady: No-

Hisoka: [starts to shuffle them]

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Lady: Sometimes I start a sentence and I have no Idea where it's going. I just find it along the way.

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Lady: Not to worry, I have a permit!

Sariel: .... This just says I do what I want

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Lady: Your insolence goes too far.

AG: Wrong! It can go even further.

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Lady, shortly before getting stabbed: What're your gonna do, stab me?

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Lady: So my job is to get drunk and insult people. I think I can hack that.

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AG: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?

Lady: Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!

AG: You released NIGHTMARES!!

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Sakura, about to make friends with another group of baddies: Hey there demons, it's me, ya boi

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Lady: One time AG and I were having an argument and she pulled a knife on me, and my response was to take out my own knife and go, "What now, genius?", and we stood there, for ten minutes straight, not moving, because neither of us wanted to put our knife down first.

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Zeldris: Dudes who order boneless wings close the fridge with their hips.

Estarossa: Yeah? What of it? My hands are full and my ass is fat. You wish you were me.

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AG, teaching Lady at age 5 how to stand up for herself: Tell him off, Lady Faith! Assert yourself!

Lady: That's my tea Haru...

AG: Great, now let him have it!

Lady: You can have it.

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AG: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?

Sasori: It saves time

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Lady: As us Lady's are fond of saying, "Try your best to hide your sadness"

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Lady @ Estarossa: I'd die for you

Estarossa: Absolutely the fuck NOT

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Sakura and AG: [staring into eachothers eyes]

Lady and Estarossa: [cracks open some Dr. Pepper]

AG: We're having a moment

Lady: And we're having a drink

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No one:

Not even AG:

Not even Haru:

Lady: I'LL FUCK YOUR ASS

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Lady: THERE!

Kuro: Oh...

Lady: No I guess we-

Walkie. AG: LADY GET OVER HERE!!!!ELIZABETH JUST BITCH SLAPPED MELIODAS AND SHE'S TRYING TO DROWN HIM CAUSE HE TRIED TO GROPE HER AND STICK HIS HEAD THERE AND EVERYONE'S TRYING TO STOP HER- OHMYLADYHERGODDESSABILITIESJUSTACTIVATEDHE'SFUCKEDLADYHELP HIM

Lady: [grabbing Kuro and Alexander and runs to the beach]