AHOHOHO HOW DID EVERYTHING GO?

Sasuke: Hn

Kisame and Itachi passed out with checker pieces all over them.

Okay.

Kakashi: YO OBITO WAKE UP.

Obito: *half awake* STOP YELLING, I CAN HEAR YOU ECHOING THROUGH MY ASS BAKASHI--

Itachi wakes up

Itachi: That was the worst wake up call ever....I-

Hidan: I hurt all over..

Kakuzu: *sighs* You were shit drunk. I'm never agreeing to take you to a bar again..

Hidan: >:,(

Obito: QUIET DOWN MY ASS HURTS AND I CAN HEAR YOU THROUGH MY EYES.

Deidara: When did Tobi become this loud un...

Hidan: I think I agree with Tobi, I can feel your words in my mouth and it hurts..

Sakura: What the--

Sasuke: *is done with life* HN.

Yamato: I have been chilling on this couch for the whole day and I feel relaxed.

Hidan: *frowns*

Sasori: I can't feel my ears.

Deidara: *insert evil smile* I blew them up un.

Obito: STAAPPP, stooopppp, my wrists already hurt BAKASHI.

Kakashi: Im trying to HELP you, maaah, your such a baby.

Itachi: I can't be here any longer listening to THIS.

Pein: My back hurts.

Konan: I am great at massaging.

Obito: Konan-Help me, massage my back INSTEAD.

Kakashi: shush~

Hidan: I am loving this verbal porn, how much for the real thing?

Kakuzu: *gives Hidan a "are you fucking serious right now?" Look*

Sakura: Sasuke..?

Sasuke: *shaking*

Naruto: Calm down teme....*visibly uncomfortable*

Deidara: I need more clay......

Sasori: BRAT, I took it for a reason! You blew it up in my ears!

Deidara: But Danna!~

Meanwhile

Obito: WHEN WE WENT SHOPPING KAKASHI, I didn't expect THAT to be used an HOUR later, ugh...........

Kakuzu: *joins sasuke in the "done with life" club*

Kisame wakes up and chokes on a checker piece

Hidan: What the fuck should we do?

Crickets....

Hidan: where the fuck did everyone go? KAKUZU?

Kakuzu, Sasuke, and Naruto are in the corner..Sasori and Deidara are too deaf to hear you, and Kakashi and Obito are--Dealing with issuses. I dont even know where Sakura is, I think her and Sai left cause it was getting too frisky...and Yamato...

Loud snores.

I-

Hidan: Fuck.

Kisame: *still choking and turning bluer*

Konan: Move over, Im doing this. *does Heimlich*

Kisame is SAVED YAY.

Kisame: Yay..

Bow down to our fish savior Konan!

Hidan: No-

Obito: I don't think I CAN bow down...OR EVEN BEND OR MOVE...hn

Deidara: I can't hear anything.

Sasori: *sighs*

Kakashi: Im back~

Obito: *little girl screaming* Save meeee~

Sakura: Im back--Im leaving again.

Sai: Im staying *pulls out notepad* Im taking notes.

Zetsu: Would you like to join the "Blackmail" club? We think you would do well....

Sai: Sure?
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Hidan: Kakuzu, stop being so fuckin' done with shit, LIVE A LITTLE.

Kakuzu: Im disgusted with everyone here.

*somewhere in the background Obito cries*

Deidara: I CANT HEAR YOU.

Obito: Ow-YOUR SOUND WAVES HURT.

Itachi: ..................hn

What has-I cant..

What has valentines day come to?!

Naruto: I don't believe it...Sasuke looks pale.

Sasuke: DOBE i am PALE, i always have been stupid!

*somewhere with Kakashi, Obito screeches*

Konan: I think Obito is being murdered by Kakashi's horrible massages.

Hidan: *sigh* I need a fuckin' massage and a hot spring...

Kakuzu: I wont pay.

Yamato: *still laying on the couch*

Hidan: How can that wood man relax better than ME?!

Sai: *shrugs*

Hidan: Where the hell did you come from squirt?

Sai: *shrugs*
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Obito: I am not going shopping with you again, and next valentines day, I AM SPENDING IT WITH ITACHI...

Kakashi: :,)

Konan: Shut up both of you.
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Well...Im done here...

Yamato: *Yawns*

Hidan: *Sulks*

Obito: *winces*

Kakashi: *Smiles evilly*

Konan: *sighs*

Kisame: *coughs*

Sai: *shrugs*

Kakuzu: *shakes his head*

Sasori: *rolls eyes*

Deidara: *Yells*

Zetsu: *records*

Itachi: *shuts eyes*

Sasuke: *curls up in a ball*

Naruto: *mumbles*

Pein: Where is Konan?

Another sigh is heard.

Well I'm leaving...Recover..please

Hidan: Dont worry, Ill help them *insert evil laugh*

Obito: *groans*

Okay bye everyone! I hope..Tomorrow ill be sane enough to talk to you all again...

Kakuzu: Leave now.

(*cries*) Okay.😔💕

BYE!

Sakura: Bye~~~~

Obito: OW.