Hey team 7, Hey former Akatsuki members!

Hidan: Ah reunited again, I bet you all fuckin' missed me!

Your always the one with the first word _-___-

Sasuke: I doubt anyone missed you.

Kakuzu: *nods*

Naruto: I missed you, I think.

Sasori: Hah, the blonde doesn't even know if he does, he's too kind for his own good.

Hidan: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Konan: SHHH pein has a headache

Kakuzu: I get headaches just by looking at Hidan.

Kakashi: Wow.

Hidan: NOT TRUE.

Sai; Ah so I see the ship involves one Akatsuki and One of us.

I guess.

Itachi: Hn

Kisame: What do you mean by "you guess"?

Im confirming it

Deidara: You're so dumb Kisame.

Sasori: Not like you're any better

Deidara: That hurt danna un.

Obito: You all are so dramatic

Sakura: *sips tea* I like it

Naruto: ME TOO!

Yamato: *sitting in the corner* I like the quiet, no yelling *glares at Hidan* and no arguing *glares at sasori and deidara

Hidan: Stop being a wuss

Kakashi: *rolls eyes* don't listen to him Tenzō

Obito: *glares* Im with Hidan.

Kakuzu: I am pretty sure Hidan is more of a wuss.

Hidan: nuh uh!

Okay okay lets not fight, we need to start this ship up

Sasuke: hn

Konan: I am ready!

Okay lets go
Todays ship is....

Ah the classic, Deidara being smushed by Uchihas.

Sasuke: NO NO NO.

Deidara: You said it un!

Sakura: This would be interesting....

Konan: I like how you think girl.

Itachi: I don't share.

Kisame: Neither do I.

Sasori: *nods*

OOO OKAY WHAT?

Kisame: *sputters* lets just focus on the ship...

Sasori: This ship won't work, the brat hates Uchiha's

Sasuke: *rolls eyes* Maybe its because I killed him, and Itachi was the reason he is in the Akatsuki.

Deidara: NO SHUT UP UN!

Hidan: Barbie, don't lie, you want uchiha dick so bad.

Sasori: interesting.

Deidara: I DO NOT, NO.

Kakuzu: Hidan you shouldn't be talking, you want every dick.

Sai: Ooh

Hidan: NO, I DONT WANT "EVERY" dick.

Kakashi: Does that make it any better?

Yamato: *still in the corner* Pfft

Hidan: Get out of the corner, then you'll see who's "pffting" you pussy.

Obito: Should we be focusing on the ship?

Itachi: Lets not, I dont enjoy this ship one bit.

Deidara: *nods*

Yeah, ItaDei should be illegal, and SasuDei..Is just no.

Kisame: A lot of ships should be illegal.

Sakura: I love every ship besides the creepy ones, or disgusting ones. I think its interesting

Konan: *nods*

Zetsu: the ships here are weird...Whoever likes such shit is deranged.

Jokes on you guys, but I love a lot of ships that are in this book : )

Kakuzu: You are a disease

Hidan: No, she is unholy.

I am god so suck it.

Pein: *groans from the other room* No you are not.

You are sick, and gods don't get sick.

Naruto: Can we rate now pleasseeee?

Okay, and next ship you have to tell me all about your "date" You told me about yesterday : )

Naruto: Fine...

Sasuke: Wait what?

Okay rating time!
I give this a 1/10

Sasuke: 1/10

Itachi: 0/10

Deidara: 0/10

Kisame: 0/10

Sasori: 0/10

Kakuzu: 2/10

Hidan: 6/10

Sakura: 10/10

Konan: 9/10

Obito: 4/10

Zetsu: 2/10

Kakashi: 1/10

Yamato: 0/10

Sai: 7/10

Pein: 3/10

Is that everyone?

Hidan: Fuck yeah.

Okay then, goodbye everyone.

Sasuke: Hn

Don't worry I am not going to straggle you again sasuke--

I mean, YOU HEARD NOTHING

Itachi: Should i be a concerned brother, or mind my own business...

WE ARE LEAVING BYE BYE

Deidara: Bye un!