Hey guys I have a question..

Deidara: Hm?

Kakuzu: Mhm?

Where is Konan?

Pein: Why..?

I need her for this.

Sasori: Then who will carry out mission while we are here..?

Obito: Yeah.

Dont worry, Team 7 will

Obito: The hell?

Pein: I hope you didnt forget they despise the akatsuki ways.

Dont worry, they agreed..just this once!

Kakuzu: Suprising..

Hidan: Okay then lets bring in the Woman!

*Uses author powers to bring in Konan*

Konan: Im here..?

Itachi: Teach me your ways author chan

Nuh uh

Kisame: *Snickers*

Okay shall we move on now?

Itachi: :(

Zetsu: Mhm

Okay todays ship is...

Pein and Konan! I love this ship! One of my favorites!

Pein: Wha-

Konan: Dont even ask anymore..

Hidan: Hell yeah, leader and konan are like fuck buddies!

Deidara: HIDAN YOU...

Pein: Hidan...Do you want to die?

Hidan: sucks you cant kill me!

Konan: I Will Rip You Apart

Hidan: Still Kakuzu will stitch me up

Kakuzu: Nah I dont feel like it

Pein: :)

Hidan: *Sweat drop*

Sasori: Can we just give our opinions about what we are here for..

Konan: Hm..

Zetsu: What are you thinking

Konan: This isnt so bad after all

Pein: ...

Obito: I can agree, this ship is perfect, considering how long you guys have known each other!

Deidara: Hm!

Pein: I dont see-

Itachi: I think Obito has a point though.

Sasori: Yeah, im confused why you guys arent together..

Konan: *Turns red* Sasori!

Hidan: Lol the bitch is red!

Pein: *Looks over at Konan*

Kakuzu: Heh

Okay okay, uhm lets rate now *Chuckles nervously*

Kisame: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Okay, I rate this a 10/10

Kisame: 9/10

Obito: 8/10

Itachi: 8/10

Hidan: 10/10

Kakuzu: 9/10

Deidara: 10/10

Sasori: 7/10

Zetsu: 8/10

Pein: ....*Cough* 10/10 *Cough*

Konan: 10/10

Wow 😳 So blunt Konan!

Konan: Honestly its nothing to be embarrassed about.

Deidara: That is a fine chick there

Sasori: *Glares*

Deidara: Danna I didnt mean it like-

Sasori: Save it

Obito: Those ratings were good

Kisame: Honestly I cant believe they arent together

Hidan: I cant believe you and Itachi arent banging.

Itachi: ...

Kisame: *Gets flushed* Dont s-say things like that y-you jashinist!

Okay okay break it up! We have to end this ship now, and onto the next one okay?

Pein: Okay.

Kisame: Mhm

Okay well, Ill see you guys later!

Baii