Zetsu: should we wake them up? I want to scream in their ears.

We should, but first grab the camera, we need to record their reactions, THEN! We play all the footage!

Zetsu: can I still scream at them?

Yes.

Naruto: *grumbles*

Zetsu: WAKE THE HELL UP OR ILL EAT YOU!

Hidan: HAAAAAAAAH?!

Sakura: What?! *groans*

Sasuke: hnn...

Yamato: *in the bathroom* WHA- *hits head on shower head* fuck.

Itachi: Zetsu what the hell *groans*

Kisame: *looks around groggily* *sees Itachi laying on him* I-Itachi?

*records*
Zetsu: everyone else WAKE UP!

Pein: ughhh...

Kakuzu: I have a massive headache and had a weird dream. *groans*

Kakuzu: *looks around* Nevermind..

Sai: What the heck happened, and why does my head pound?

Konan: *still asleep*

Zetsu: *about to wake her up*

Pein: I swear if you wake her up, ill Shinra tensei your ass.

Wait Zetsu did you wake up Kakashi and Obito?

*shrieks from other room*

Oh nevermind.

Naruto: I don't feel good...

Sasuke: *barely can breathe* G-get the hell off me.

Naruto: *gets off* My throat burns...

Heheheehehheheheheeh

Kakuzu: Hidan get off me.

Hidan: *groans* I cannot fuckin' move, my lips hurt, and my neck aches, my head feels like shit too.

God...

Kisame: We drank didn't we?

Itachi: *grumbles* this was foolish.

Sasuke: My mouth tastes like chili...ew.

Naruto: You aren't the only one..

Don't worry you'll remember pretty soon, I gave you all water last night to help you sober up. Though you all passed out before you could react.

Obito: *Runs in* I had a horrible dream, I was arm wrestling with Kakashi! Then I woke up, and he was on the floor drooling.

Kakashi: *in the other room* *sneezes*

You all drank, but you'll remember soon.

Sakura: I feel like I hit my head with a bat..I remember passing out after drinking..

Sasori: *wakes up* Why is there a chess piece stuck in my ear?

Deidara: *grumbles* Stop yelling un.

Sasori: *realizes* How did we play chess drunk?

Who knows?

Kakuzu: *in a bathroom* Are you serious?! *rubs neck*

Deidara: *groans* My head hurts..Stop yelling yeah?

Kakuzu: *comes back in internally freaking out*

Kakashi: *walks in* How is everyone?

Hidan: *Glares* how do you look so fucking normal?

Kakashi: I'm not a lightweight, my hangovers are nonexistent.

Hidan: *groans*

Sasori: *picks up chess* At least we didn't do something stupid.

Kisame: I was screaming over being flushed down a toilet...*grips head*

Itachi: hn

Hidan: I- *deep breathe* FUCK, I REMEMBER.

Kakuzu: *groans*

You all did hella stupid shit, we all got it on footage!

Hidan: Oooo lemme see!

Sasuke: Delete it now, I demand it.

Sorry Uchiha, but I am forcing you all to watch it.

Yamato: *comes out with bandage on head* What are we watching?

Zetsu: The footage of all of you drunk hehe

*turns on footage*

Naruto: Three sakura's? I seriously said that?

Sakura: I feel so dumb responding to that..

Deidara: Heh, sasuke is dancing on the table yeah.

Sasuke: *blushes* Shut up.

Hidan: haaaah?! Deidara you're stupid hands made out last night.

Deidara: *grumbles* I know un..

Sasori: That is humiliating

Naruto: Deidara you called sasori a coffee table?!

Sasori: Wait what *looks at footage* Why do you wanna smooch me?!

Deidara: I was drunk un! I couldn't even think!

Kakuzu: Is the worth the time? I don't want to relive last night.

Hidan: ......*grumbles*

Hidan: Wait, did I seriously call Kakuzu, Deidara?!

Deidara: I am nothing like the old man, what the hell yeah?

Sakura: I passed out right away..

Sai: Same.

Deidara: Why did you go so close to me danna?

Sasori: I was drunk.

Sasuke: Did I seriously try to seduce Naruto?!

Itachi: Did I seriously encourage it?!

Hidan: ..................No wonder why my neck fucking hurts.

Kakuzu: ........

Pein: Did Konan seriously cry over me thinking I was dead?

Naruto: It looks like it.

Obito: Kakashi and me arent there?

Kakashi: We were in the other room arm wrestling.

Itachi: Did I really call Kisame a hunky fish...

Kisame: ....yeah.

Hidan: *blushes* Shut up people, I was being fucking HARASSED! *mumbles something incoherent*

Kisame: *snickers* It looks like you enjoyed it.

Hidan: ......SHUT UP

Kakuzu: *huffs*

Sakura: Kisame why are you running from Itachi?

Kisame: I was drunk okay?

Thats everyones excuse apparently.

Sasuke: .......Now I know why my mouth tastes like chili...

Itachi: *shudders*

Naruto: It was not my fault teme.

Sasuke: Hmph.

Sasori: I blame Hidan for all of this, he said he planned this with author and now here we are with regrets.

Hidan: Do. NOT. Blame me! I didn't know the outcome was going to be...Like this.

Deidara: Clearly un.

Sakura: Thank god I passed out before I did something stupid.

Pein: *nods*

Raise your hand if you regret what you did that night.

Deidara: .....

Sasori: *raises hand*

Kakuzu: *raises two hands and a leg*

Pein: .......

Kisame: *raises a finger*

Itachi: *raises hand*

Hidan: ...........

Sakura: ........

Sasuke: *raises hand*

Naruto: *raises hand*

Yamato: *raises hand*

Obito: ........

Kakashi: ...........

Sai: .........

Okay, so some of you do and dont...

What do you regret?

Sasori: Losing to chess against the brat.

Naruto: Eating spice..

Sasuke: Kissing Naruto.

Itachi: Encouraging them to kiss.

Kisame: Freaking out...

Kakuzu: ......Drinking..

Yamato: Sleeping in the shower...

Hidan: Hah, I regret nothing!

Deidara: *nods*

Wait WHAT?

Sasori: Hmph.

Hidan: *face gets red* Shut up author...

Naruto: My mouth still stings...How much spice did I eat?

Sasuke: Enough..

Kisame: I- I am never drinking again.

Kakuzu: This was a learning experience, never drink with a big group.

Sakura: yeah.

Yamato: my head hurts, that shower head hit me.

Hidan: Hah, your problem bitch.

Sasori: Can we leave now? I need to recover.

Naruto: Yeah, I need water...

Hidan: I need to pray...for something..

Sasuke: Hn.

Itachi: I need to get some actual sleep.

Kakuzu: I need to think...Collect my thoughts.

Sakura: mhm, so can we leave?

Deidara: *nods*

Sure~ but expect a ship soon...!

Kisame: *groans*

Kakashi: Okay, I guess I can manage.

Yamato: *sweatdrops*

Hidan: Bye suckers, *flips them off and leaves*

Kakuzu: *sighs* *leaves*

Deidara: Bye un!

Bye Dei!

Sasori: *leaves*

Deidara: Danna wait!

Yamato: *leaves*

Well bye everyone! Ill see you next time!

Naruto: Byeee~

*starts planning the next scheme..*