HELLO EVERYONE.

Sakura: Why are we here again? It isn't Saturday..

Kakashi: I wanted to read my new book, why am I here now?

Itachi: please tell me this is important..

YALL STOP FRETTIN, IT Is VERY IMPORTANT.

Sai: What is it then?

Kakuzu: Do I have to be here?

Sasuke: For once I agree.

Yes now shut up.

Hidan: YOU CANT TELL ME TO FUCKIN' SHUT UP!

Kakuzu: You were not even talking..

Kisame: *sighs* the daily.

Can we just get this over with?

Yamato: Yeah..What is the ship?

Oh its not a ship day~ I am showing you a list of my favorite ships >;)

Obito: oh no.

Sasori: Oh no indeed.

Pein: So why was the Akatsuki involved?

Shut up ring eyes, and let me finish. This involves all of you.

Pein: Ring eyes?!

Hidan: HA SHE JUST FUCKIN ROASTED LEADER.

Naruto: That was funny 'ttebayo!

Deidara: So, I have art to make un, can we hurry up hm?

Sure sure sure, so here is the first 4 on my list. Ill show you and then you guys give me the feedback!

Kakashi: Sure, whatever works for you.

Sai: I think I am going to be mentally scarred...Just a hunch.

Kakuzu: Arent we all?

Okay shut up, here is the first four I am going to show you, and it is not in any order. Not favorite to least favorite, just randomly.

Naruto and Sasuke (NaruSasu)
Kakashi and Obito (KakaObi)
Pein and Konan (PeinKon)
Yamato and Kakashi (KakaYama)

There you go, a couple ships I have already posted on here. Though this proves that I actually like them.

Naruto: *sputters* W-WHAT!? You actually like that...?

Sasuke: Hn (kill me)

Kakashi: It isnt too bad Naruto...

Naruto: FOR YOU!

Yamato: Can I go back to the ANBU please.

Obito: I am totally fine, no sweat.

Pein: .........

Deidara: Leader sama is Tongue tied hm!

Konan: Shut up Deidara, at-least you aren't on here.

That can change reallll quickly.

Deidara: Lets not un...

Sasuke: Can we skip now, I am not in the mood to do this.

Nope :)

Sasori: *Sighs*

Okay onto four more!

Kakuzu and Hidan (KakuHida)
Sasori and Deidara (SasoDei)
Kisame and Itachi (KisaIta)
Itachi and shisui (ShiTa)

Sasori: ....I have no words for this.

Sakura: Wow.

Kisame: *Spits out coffee* WHAT?

Itachi: Can I leave now.

Hidan:.....Fuck

Kakuzu: I am about to start hurling, give me a moment.

Hidan: Liar, I bet you enjoy this.

Kakuzu: No this is disturbing, I never agreed to be here.

Deidara: *rocks back and forth* Danna....

Sasori: Shut up, and get up. Your being stupid, it's not even real.

Itachi: Thank Kami.

Kisame: Yeah..

Naruto: Well it isnt that...bad.

Kakuzu: You say that, but you dont know.

Kakashi: Its better than what I could have been.

Deidara: Yeah un.

Sai: I can see why Author ships these.

Kakuzu: Oh please enlighten me.

Sai: Well-

Nah let me do it. I like shipping conflicting characters, because even with the different personalities, these ships are very transparent and can be taken apart easily to see why I ship them. Example: Sasori and Deidara have different personalities, but they both have something in common they could use to an advantage. Art. Views might be different, but if you think about it, you can still make it work by working it together to see that its the similarity that counts.

Sasori: His art is flawed, we are not similar.

Deidara: Y-yeah-wait NO, HIS ART IS FLAWED! Art is an EXPLOSION!

Sasori: You wish.

Kakuzu: Can we get back to the fact that these ships are stupid.

Hidan: Y-yeah they are.

Okay okay whatever. Ill stop making your brain barf.

Sasori: Thank you.

Deidara: I slightly found them amusing un.

Kakuzu: Finally.

Hidan: Does that mean the book is over..? I dont wanna go back to being dead.

No silly, I just finished the chapter.

Sakura: Oh I get it.

Obito: Makes sense.

Okay well see you guys soon hopefully! Bai!

Deidara: Bye un!