AYEEEEEEEEEEEE

Naruto: AYEEE

Sasuke: Shut up, we aren't here for any "ayee" gang shit.

Sakura: Yeah!

Sasuke your such a bummer

Sasuke: Hn

Yamato: So another ship today?

YUP

Obito: oh kami

Kakashi: Oh kami is right, all the past ships were either "meh" "ew" "very not okay" or "fine"

Sai: Please let it be an okay ship.

I AINT THAT CRUEL.

Yamato: you sure about that?

Okay maybe I am, but like, shh

Naruto: Well Im pumped, believe it!

Kakashi: The akatsuki not joining us today?

No.

Sasuke: Hn

Sai: Aw man, I wanted to see more of that cursing religious man, he was funny.

Hidan?

Sai: Yeah, if thats his name.

How do you know what funny is?

Sai: Oh my book of feelings and emotion!

Sakura: Oh brother.

You don't have a brother.

Sakura: I DONT care

Kakashi: Are we like gonna start the ship or what?

Obito: Yeah, Im getting hungry and I want to leave.

Sasuke: *nods*

Okay okay whatever guys.

Todays ship is......*drum roll*

Minato and Naruto.

Obito: MY EYES.

Kakashi: MY EYE

Naruto: EHHHH? HELL NO, BELIEVE IT.

Sasuke: This is almost as traumatizing as mine and Itachi's

Naruto: Someone THROW ME OUT THE WINDOW.

Sakura: Gladly

No no, i wont allow that.

Naruto: This ship is horrible, I feel sick

Yamato: Who would ship father and son....

Obito: *barfs*

Kakashi: I think I choked on my own air.

Sai: This is very displeasing.

Obito: *still wrenching*

Kakashi: I think Obito is not okay.

Obito: MHPH

Naruto: I should be the one hurling.

This is a horrible ship, but it was requested by @FlameHeartnet3 so, I did it.

Sasuke: Im leaving, this is just, not suitable for me.

No no sasuke, as much as I want you to leave and never return, I can't do that.

Sasuke: Wait what?!

Naruto: ?

Kakashi: Can we rate so I can get Obito back somewhere he can rest..

Obito: *curled up in corner* Minato sensei.....

Yah fine.

I am rating this 0/10

Kakashi: 0/10
Obito: -12/10
Sai: 1/10

Naruto: SAI?!!

Sai: I rate everything at least 1

*facepalms* okay whatever

Sakura: 0/10
Sasuke: -1/10
Yamato: 0/10

Yeah I suspected this ship to not get good rates. Its horrible.

Naruto: I would never date my dad, ew.

Sakura: Yeah this is just disgusting.

Well lets end this, any last words..?

Kakashi: DONT do incest

Obito: *coughs*

Naruto: STOP SHIPPING ME AND MY DAD DATTEBAYO!

Sasuke: wait...last wor-

OKAY BYE EVERYONE DONT WORRY ABOUT THEM THEY WILL BE TOTALLY FINE.

*grabs sasuke* *whispers* You heard nothing

OKAY BYE.....

Sasuke: *screams*