This was requested by @Greeciness
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im back ya'll

Obito: Okay hold up, we don't even get a days break?! Just yesterday we had 3!

Kakashi: 3?

Obito: Oh it was with the Akatsuki, but I didn't witness it.

PEOPLE YOU BELONG TO ME SO I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.

Sasuke: I dont belong to anyone.

Naruto: ME NEITHER DATTEBAYO!

Yah yah sure. I dont care.

Sai: How do I phrase this....Can you take the stick out of your ass.

WHAT?!

Sakura: *sighs* Sai, learn how to treat a lady.

ASSUMING GENDER NOW ARE WE?

Yamato: 👀

Sai: I can see the stick pointing out of her shorts.

Im done, I am deleting you for the rest of the ship.

Kakashi: Wait you cant-

Author chan has deleted "Sai" out of shipping room #3 -team 7 room.

Now he is gone.

Sasuke: Good riddance.

Yamato: Wait, can we replace Sai?

Why?

Kakashi: Because, we lost someone so we should get someone else.

FINE

Naruto: YAY NEW PERSON!

Sakura: Hopefully they aren't like Sai.

Sasuke: Hn..

Author-chan has removed "Itachi" from shipping room #2-Akatsuki and added "Itachi" to shipping room #3-Team 7

Itachi: Why am I here *sips tea*

Sasuke: .....!?

Oh because you are actually needed here in more ways than one, soooo

Kakashi: Oh well okay.

Itachi: I was currently in the middle of drinking tea and eating Dangos with Kisame, thank you very much.
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With the Akatsuki

Kisame: Itachi, where did you go?

Hidan: *yells from couch* HE LEFT YOU FISH FACE AHAHAHAHAH

Kakuzu: SHUT UP.

Pein: ALMIGHTY PUSH!
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Back with team 7 and Itachi

Now lets get this ship over with shall we?

Obito: Yeah we should, I have to get back to the Akatuski in a bit.

Naruto: And I have a date!

OOOOOOOOOooooOoOoOoOoOoOOoO HOLD UP, with whooo?

Naruto: *stutters* N-no-one...

Okay whatever Ill ask you about it later.

Now, TODAYS SHIP IS.....

Mikoto Uchiha and Kushina Uzumaki!

Sasuke: Can you delete me too, I rather be with Sai. PLEASE

Itachi: Embrace the ship....I-it isnt real

HAHAHAHA YOU RATHER BE WITH SAI?!

Naruto: HOLD THE NONEXISTENT PHONE, WHY OUR MOMS?

Sakura: If that really did happen, wouldn't you two be brothers or something...?

Itachi: Oh yeah...but not blood related.

Sasuke: *visibly freaking out in the corner* AHHHH NO

Naruto: Never never never, I dont believe it.

Obito: Ah gosh, this is scary.

Yamato: Weren't the two best friends or something?

Kakashi: Yeah I think.

Sasuke: *still in the corner* STILL DOESNT MAKE IT OKAY.

Itachi: *internally freaking out* lets embrace the ship....embrace the ship, ITS NOT REAL.

I swear I am sending this chat to Kisame, he would love to see the almighty uchiha freaking his shit.

Sasuke: .......

Itachi: Hn, He has seen me freaked out many times.

Sakura: Can we get back to the ship, I think its really cute!

Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto: NO!

Okay okay hold up, we are gonna rate, it appears you guys are very uncomfortable.

Naruto: *nods*

Well then don't worry, the next ship will be as bad.

Sasuke: I hate you.

I hate you too 🔪

Itachi: HOLD UP--

NO YOU HOLD UP, WE ARE RATING NOW, SHUSH ALL OF YOU.

Now, i give this a 4/10

Sasuke: ........0/10
Naruto: 0/10
Kakashi: 4/10
Yamato: 2/10
Itachi: 1/10
Obito: 0/10
Sakura: 5/10

Itachi: Now can we get back to the subject of you hating my broth-

NO WE ARE SAYING OUR GOODBYES, NOW SASUKE COME WITH ME AFTER YOU SAY GOODBYE *prepares coffin* K

Sasuke: okay....

Naruto: GOOD BYE GUYS, PLEASE LETS NEVER SHIP THIS EVER AGAIN DATTEBAYO.

Kakashi: I really hope I don't have to witness these reactions...

Yamato: AND REMEMBER TO BRING SAI BACK.

Okay okay, now lets leave *grabs sasuke* BYE.

Sasuke: *muffled noises*