Kiba x Naruto
Yo~
Yamato: Hey, its been a while
Yeah yeah, I have been kinda busy-
Kakashi: Me too~
*cue rolling of the eyes*
Naruto: I have been doing nothing the past few days!
Sasuke: 'Cause you're so lazy!
Sakura: Yeah really Naruto, your apartment is a wreck!
Obito: Hah, something we have in common, when I was a kid, my apartment was destroyed!
Kakashi: I can vouch.
Sai: You all are slobs.
Sakura: NOT LIKE YOU'RE ANY BETTER!
Sai: I have zero dust in my house, not a speck
*freaking out* How?!
Yamato: I taught him how to clean.
Kakashi: Obito, how come when I teach you how to clean, you make bigger messes?
Obito: *shrugs*
Naruto: Haha, granny tsunade tried teaching me how to clean, but I couldn't even wipe down a table!
Sasuke: And you're proud of that?!
Naruto: MHM!
Now we are getting off topic, we have a ship! Also next round im repeating another ship. I said before that maybe each ship will go more than once.
Sakura: Oh yeah.
Obito: *crosses fingers*
Naruto: I think you are breaking your fingers?
Obito: *shrugs*
Okay ship time!
Todays ship is............
Kiba and Naruto.
Naruto: Kiba?
Sasuke: Hn.
Kakashi: I kind of see it.
Obito: Who is this Kiba person?
*everyone ignores Obito's question*
Yamato: Oh the kid with the dog?
Kakashi: These pairings no longer surprise me.
Yamato: They stopped surprising me a while ago senpai.
Sasuke: This pairing doesn't make sense.
Kakashi: I does, Naruto and Kiba have been friends a long time.
Sasuke: So?
Naruto: Kiba is my bestfriend!
Sakura: *coughs*
Sasuke: *coughs violently*
Sai: Do I need to book a hospital appointment?
Obito: *shrugs*
Obito: Anyway, so how long have you known Kiba?
Naruto: Hmmm, 12 years!
Obito: Then the pairing isn't so bad
Sasuke: Traitor.
Kakashi: *flips book page*
Sakura: Hold on, where did you get that book? Another new issue of jiraiya's pervy books!?
Kakashi: Perks to being in authors realm, she can bring back the dead. *flips page*
Jiraiya: *in another room* HI-
Naruto: Can we end this quick! I wanna see pervy sage!
Yeah yeah whatever.
Sai: Psst Kakashi sensei, can I read one of those? Im experimenting with genres.
Sakura: *face palms*
Kakashi: uhh......
Obito: No.
ANYWAY. We are rating now-
Yamato: Okay-
I give this ship a 3/10
Naruto: Me too! 3/10
Sakura: 2/10
Sasuke: 0/10
Kakashi: 4/10
Obito: 6/10
Sai: 8/10
Yamato: 2/10
Sai, I don't get you.
Sai: I don't either.
Yamato: You seem to like almost every ship...
Sai: Not my problem.
Hehe, I can't wait to put more of my scarring ships on here...lets see if you like THOSE.
Sai: I'm fine with them as long it doesn't involve me.
*gets a sadistic idea*
Yeah yeah I got you...
Naruto: Im scared?
Sakura: .................
Also, the reasons I repeat some ships is that I want to see if the experience here changes any ratings or liking towards it! Hehe.
Naruto: Can I leave now?
Wow, I feel hurt, but fine.
Naruto: BYE EVERYONE!
Sasuke: Hn.
Obito: *walks out*
Wow.
Okay whatever, fuck you obito.
Kakashi: Excuse me? Huh~ wait obito- *walks out*
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Anyway, bye everyone!~
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