Kiba x Naruto

Yo~

Yamato: Hey, its been a while

Yeah yeah, I have been kinda busy-

Kakashi: Me too~

*cue rolling of the eyes*

Naruto: I have been doing nothing the past few days!

Sasuke: 'Cause you're so lazy!

Sakura: Yeah really Naruto, your apartment is a wreck!

Obito: Hah, something we have in common, when I was a kid, my apartment was destroyed!

Kakashi: I can vouch.

Sai: You all are slobs.

Sakura: NOT LIKE YOU'RE ANY BETTER!

Sai: I have zero dust in my house, not a speck

*freaking out* How?!

Yamato: I taught him how to clean.

Kakashi: Obito, how come when I teach you how to clean, you make bigger messes?

Obito: *shrugs*

Naruto: Haha, granny tsunade tried teaching me how to clean, but I couldn't even wipe down a table!

Sasuke: And you're proud of that?!

Naruto: MHM!

Now we are getting off topic, we have a ship! Also next round im repeating another ship. I said before that maybe each ship will go more than once.

Sakura: Oh yeah.

Obito: *crosses fingers*

Naruto: I think you are breaking your fingers?

Obito: *shrugs*

Okay ship time!

Todays ship is............

Kiba and Naruto.

Naruto: Kiba?

Sasuke: Hn.

Kakashi: I kind of see it.

Obito: Who is this Kiba person?

*everyone ignores Obito's question*

Yamato: Oh the kid with the dog?

Kakashi: These pairings no longer surprise me.

Yamato: They stopped surprising me a while ago senpai.

Sasuke: This pairing doesn't make sense.

Kakashi: I does, Naruto and Kiba have been friends a long time.

Sasuke: So?

Naruto: Kiba is my bestfriend!

Sakura: *coughs*

Sasuke: *coughs violently*

Sai: Do I need to book a hospital appointment?

Obito: *shrugs*

Obito: Anyway, so how long have you known Kiba?

Naruto: Hmmm, 12 years!

Obito: Then the pairing isn't so bad

Sasuke: Traitor.

Kakashi: *flips book page*

Sakura: Hold on, where did you get that book? Another new issue of jiraiya's pervy books!?

Kakashi: Perks to being in authors realm, she can bring back the dead. *flips page*

Jiraiya: *in another room* HI-

Naruto: Can we end this quick! I wanna see pervy sage!

Yeah yeah whatever.

Sai: Psst Kakashi sensei, can I read one of those? Im experimenting with genres.

Sakura: *face palms*

Kakashi: uhh......

Obito: No.

ANYWAY. We are rating now-

Yamato: Okay-

I give this ship a 3/10

Naruto: Me too! 3/10
Sakura: 2/10
Sasuke: 0/10
Kakashi: 4/10
Obito: 6/10
Sai: 8/10
Yamato: 2/10

Sai, I don't get you.

Sai: I don't either.

Yamato: You seem to like almost every ship...

Sai: Not my problem.

Hehe, I can't wait to put more of my scarring ships on here...lets see if you like THOSE.

Sai: I'm fine with them as long it doesn't involve me.

*gets a sadistic idea*

Yeah yeah I got you...

Naruto: Im scared?

Sakura: .................

Also, the reasons I repeat some ships is that I want to see if the experience here changes any ratings or liking towards it! Hehe.

Naruto: Can I leave now?

Wow, I feel hurt, but fine.

Naruto: BYE EVERYONE!

Sasuke: Hn.

Obito: *walks out*

Wow.

Okay whatever, fuck you obito.

Kakashi: Excuse me? Huh~ wait obito- *walks out*

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Anyway, bye everyone!~

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