MWGAHAHAHA

Hidan: Shut the fuck up.

Sasuke: Hn

Yamato: What is with the cackling?

OH NOTHING.

Sasori: Doesn't sound like nothing, it sounds like the noise Deidara made in the shower yesterday.

Deidara: For the last time, I was NOT fucking a witch.

Sasori: Whatever

Hidan: Damn bro, fuckin' a witch is tight.

Kakashi: And how do you know any of this?

Hidan: I don't, that simple.

Kakuzu: He simply, doesn't know anything.

Hidan: NOT TRUE AND YOU KNOW IT.

Sai: you're so loud Hidan.

Sakura: *nods*

Hidan: So fucking what?

Deidara: Shut up un!

Obito: I am concerned..

Sasuke: apparently Deidara fucked a witch, Sasori is jealous, and Hidan is brainless.

Deidara: I DID NOT UN!

Sasori: Jealous that I couldn't fuck a witch? Ew no.

Hidan: You cock sucker, I am not brainless!

Naruto: Can we not argue?

Yamato: Its useless naruto, they never stop.

Okay, Actually I agree with Yamato, but yes less stop this madness and get on with the ship.

Itachi: I wholeheartedly agree.

Pein: That would be best.

Okay, todays ship is...

Kakuzu and Sasori

I had to do this photo people, it was legit crackin' me up.

Kakuzu: Yeah no.

Naruto: Arent you both like similar though?

Sasori: Similarities dont make things better.

Deidara: Mhm.

Kakashi: eh it isnt bad, they are both similar in a lot of ways.

Itachi: Hn.

Sakura: I think I like the other ones better, this one goes against my likings?

Hidan: And what might that be bitch?

Sakura: *irked* None of your business!

Sasuke: Hn.

Obito: I doubt Kakuzu and Sasori are as compatible as some of you guys think.

Deidara: Yeah, they would be boring together.

Hidan: *nods*

Yamato: I really dont have an opinion.

Sai: Neither do I

Kisame: It does make sense in a way.

Konan: Yeahhhh no. Im rooting other people for them two.

Kakuzu: ?

Heheheheheehehee

Sasori: Disgusting.

Zetsu: This ship could use some, adjustments. Its trash, not worth it

I think its bleh.

Sasori: *nods*

Kakashi: Well, are we going to rate?

Kisame: mhm

Okay rating time!
I give this a 1/10

Sasori: 0/10
Kakuzu: 0/10
Hidan: 0/10
Obito: 3/10
Deidara: 0/10
Kisame: 4/10
Itachi: 5/10
Sakura: 2/10
Konan: 0/10
Kakashi: 3/10
Naruto: 4/10
Sasuke: 1/10
Sai: 6/10
Yamato: 2/10
Pein: 2/10
Zetsu: 0/10

Okay we have all spoken! This is a common ship, if you don't know.

Kakuzu: Compared to?

Oh, well, the most common ship you are in Kakuzu, is with Hidan.

Hidan: *nods violently*

And for Sasori, it's Deidara.

Deidara: Oh hm.

Sasori: The brat? Ew.

MhMmMMmMmM

So this ship is nothing compared to those, if you want to know.

Kakuzu: Hmph.

Naruto: What is my most common ship?!

You're most commonly shipped with Sasuke.

Naruto: *blushes* O-oh.

Sasuke: hn

Sakura: Wait what about me?

Oh, either sasuke, sasori, or Ino.

Sakura: HAAAAAH???

Im pretty sure Sasuke is slightly more than Sasori, and Sasori is a little more than Ino.

Sakura: Thats, thats no.

Sasori: People are vile these days, simply disgusting.

Sasuke: What about Itachi?

Ah, well. Three common ones I know, are Shisui, Kisame, and Deidara.

Itachi: Uh, no.

Deidara: Thats disgusting un!

Kisame: hm..

Any more questions?

No?

Okay lets say goodbye!

Kakuzu: *leaves*

Wai-

Hidan: Wait up Kakuzu!

So we lost Kakuzu and Hidan already :c well, might as well get goodbyes done!

Sasori and Pein: *leaves*

Wow.

Sasuke and Itachi: *leaves*

Are you fucking kidding me?

Naruto: ill say bye!

Nonono, Im making Konan do it today.

Konan: Ugh fine, bye everyone..

Kakashi: *waves*

AH OKAY! BYEE!