HEY HEY HEY.

Sasori: Hi.

Your such a bummer Sasori.

Deidara: He really is, the other day I wantes to show him my art, but danna totally ignored me and pushed me out of his room un!

Hidan: I had to watch this blonde bitch cry for an hour over that, IT WAS HILARIOUS!

Deidara: SHUT UP HM!

Sasori: He is a crybaby

Deidara >:(

Pein: Well he shouldnt be, he's an S rank criminal, and a adult.

Kakuzu: Are we forgetting the fact that we are all dead?

Itachi: I am pretty sure we could never forget that fact, but as long as we are here, we are alive.

Damn straight.

Kisame: I like being alive, it is better than being stuck in a small space with all of these people.

Hidan: THESE PEOPLE? I HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE MOST AWESOME FUCKIN' PERSON TO BE STUCK IN A ROOM WITH.

Kakuzu: Highly false.

Hidan: Fuck you.

👀

Hidan: ._.

Kakuzu: Lets all shut up.

Deidara: no.

Sasori: I agree with Kakuzu, shutting up would be the best option.

Konan: So mean, lets not shut up.

Hidan: Fuck yeah, I want to see this ship and rate.

Deidara: Yeah! I like the actual good ships!

Well lucky for you guys this ship is a part two of a previous one.

Pein: o h

Sasori: and its only us....

Kakuzu: So that means it involves one of us, or two of us?

YUP

Pein: Im leaving

Kakuzu: Im coming too.

NO YOU ARENT, YOU ARE TO STAY HERE.

Deidara: Besides it can't be that bad, at least it isn't real.

The ships...or.....

Deidara: the ships, what else un?

*thanks Jashin that Deidara didn't find out* NOTHING.

Sasori: Can we get this over with?

Yeah, okay fine.

Hidan: YES!

Todays ship is...

Kakuzu and Hidan.

Hidan: NO!...

Kakuzu: Can I leave NOW?

Deidara: This ship is amusing un.

Kakuzu: This is outrageous, I dont even-

SH Kakuzu, your like a glass window, I see everything.

Hidan: ?

Sasori: Oh, thats news.

Kakuzu: I dont know what your talking about, but I rather die than ship this.

Hidan: You would die..?

Pein: Oh kami.

Hidan: Hold the fuck up, you would kill yourself just because of this?!

Kisame: The ship isn't that bad...

Hidan: I cant believe you would waste your life on something like this, its not even fuckin' real.

Kakuzu: Hmph.

Itachi: I ship it.

ITACHI IS ONE OF US EVERYONE!

Konan: WOOOOOOOOOO

Kakuzu: *facepalms* I hate you guys.

Hidan: Sureeee you dooo.

Sasori: Clearly he does.

Hidan: Shut it soggy match stick

Obito: *comes back from the other ship* What did I miss?

Kakuzu: Nothing

Obito: Oh okay, I need to go find zetsu, ill be right back.

Bye!

Okay now where was I, Oh yes!

You two are my favorite ship you know that?

Hidan: Uh what.

Kakuzu: *rolls eyes* Sadly.

Itachi: What she means Hidan, is that this ship is her favorite, meaning she likes the idea of you and Kakuzu together.

Hidan: OoooooH, idea?

Kakuzu: ?

Hidan: I dont like the idea of this being a fucking idea.

OOOOOOOOOOO HOHOOH WHATTTTTT

Deidara: Am I suppose to be confused?

Kakuzu: Hidan stop saying stupid bullshit

AHHAHAA LET HIM TALK I LIKE THIS.

Hidan: ? I already said it.

Pein: You all are idiots.

Kakuzu: Im done, the idiot didn't even know what he was referring to.

OKAY BEFORE THIS GETS HEATED AND SHIT, lets rate.

Kakuzu: Im refusing this time.

NUH UH.

Sasori: Can I refuse rate too?

No.

Okay lets rate

Kakuzu: *SIGH*

I give this a 10/10

Kisame: 7/10
Itachi: 5/10
Pein: 0/10
Konan: 9/10
Hidan: 8/10
Kakuzu: 7/10
Deidara: 4/10
Sasori: 0/10

Okay we have our rates! *mumbles* Hehe there will be a part 3........

Deidara: What was that?

NOTHING DEIDARA.

Kakuzu: I am afraid for the next ship already.

Itachi: *nods*

WELL WHOS GONNA SAY BYE?

Hidan: Step aside girls, IM FUCKIN DOIN THIS.

Hidan: BYE CRAP BAGS.