Hey guys!

Hidan: AHHH STOP FUCKING WAKING US UP.
Sasuke: I was sleeping.

Im sure you both were, now listen up.

Kisame: ?

I got my nose pierced yesterday!

Hidan: Oh thats swell, lets just wake up Hidan to tell him that I fucking got my nose pierced. YOU CRAZY BITCH.

Kakashi: Thats cool author-chan.

Naruto: I want a piercing!

Pein: Uh I doubt you would want one.

Kakuzu: So, are we really getting woken up for a petty announcement?

Pein: Seriously, I was sleeping.

Sai: You can sleep in the afterlife?

Konan: Yeah, its quite refreshing.

Yamato: Hm.

No Kakuzu, we are doing a ship also!

Kakuzu: Even worse.

Obito: Well, lets make it worth it, because some of these ships aren't worth the time.

Sakura: Mhm

Deidara: HELP HELP HELP UN

Hidan: Shut the fuck up barbie!

Deidara: SASORI'S CHASING ME HM.

Why?

Deidara: HE TRIED WAKING ME UP BUT I ACCIDENTALLY KICKED HIM.

Sasori: I am not chasing you brat, we were walking to the same place. Also your puny kicks don't hurt.

Deidara: Oh-HUH?

Hidan: Shut up, lets just hurry the fuck up.

Kakashi: Agreed.

Okay okay okay!

Todays ship is...

Itachi and Kakashi.

Itachi: No.

Kakashi: excuse me?

Kisame: Haha look at you in an anbu uniform Itachi.

Hidan: Honestly I have a fuckin' question.

What?

Hidan: How come most of the ships are boy x boy, fuck that.

Becuz I wont tell you.

Kakuzu: This one is weird, considering Itachi is a rogue.

Sasori: I see how people can like this, but I don't.

Sakura: I think it's cute!

Sasuke: Im back with the--WHAT?

Pein: Cleanse our souls.

Yamato: It isn't that bad, Itachi was a great anbu too.

Sai: Why is there so many ships that involve boys?

Hidan: Exactly kid.

Becauseeeee, FINE the next ship will involve girls.

Sakura: .-.

Konan: ._.

Not necessarily you two.

Deidara: I think bird brain looks bad in every ship, besides mine because thats mine yeah.

Sasori: You dont look good in any ships.

Deidara: NOT TRUE DANNA UN.

What about your guy's ship?

Sasori: No.

Deidara: Hm yeah.

Itachi: Can we rate please so I can quit seeing this stuff.

Sasuke: Amen.

Obito: This ship is absurd.

Only because you aren't in it.

Obito: NO.

Okay okay lets rate people.

I give this a 4/10

Kakashi: 3/10
Sakura: 7/10
Sasuke: 1/10
Naruto: 3/10
Sai: 7/10
Yamato: 5/10
Pein: 1/10
Konan: 3/10
Kisame: 0/10
Itachi: 2/10
Kakuzu: 1/10
Hidan: 4/10
Deidara: 0/10
Sasori: 0/10
Obito: 0/10
Zetsu: 6/10

Is that everyone?

Yamato: Yup.

Naruto: I CANT WAIT TILL THE NEXT ONE!

Sakura: Shut up.

Kakuzu: I like this girl.

Hidan: fucking wow.

Sasori: Are we done?

No WE HAVE JUST BEGUN!

Sasuke: What do you mean?

This ship book will go on forever!

Hidan: AW MAN UGHHHH

Kakuzu: No way.

Kakashi: Are we really going to waste our time on this place and things forever?

Deidara: That does not sound pleasing un.

Zetsu: I have lived for a long time, I can handle this. This is absurd though.

Guys don't worry, the future ones will be fun.

Sasori: Fun. Ew.

Okay whatever, stop pooping on my party. Ill see you all later.

Hidan: BYE BITCHES.