Kabuto and Orochimaru

Hola everyone!

Deidara: So we are all together again hm?

Naruto: Yeah Believe it!

Itachi: This must mean there is a ship between us..

Obito: Yeah...

Sakura: Im loathing being here, last time I had to stay back and clean up Kakashi sensei's and Obito's mess!

Kakashi: Sorry..

Sasori: This is a disturbing topic

Kisame: What happened

Hidan: All I know is that Tobi came back shit drunk.

Sasuke: Wow.

Obito: I did not!

Deidara: Yeah u did un, you kept screaming around the house how you made out with a scarecrow.

Kakuzu: And dont forget you licked the couch so much we had to buy a new one while you said 'I KEEP TASTING THINGS'

Naruto: Thats embarrassing

Obito: Ima go die in a hole..

Kakashi: a scarecrow?

Yamato: Wow thats tmi guys

Lmao I think its funny

Hidan: Yeah! Tobi totally passed out hugging a fork too, saying the sharp parts remind him of someone.

Obito: I did not..

Okay are we really gonna argue about what happened while Obito was shit drunk?!

Sasuke: Hn
Itachi: Hn

Okay now lets start this shall

Sai: We shall

Okay todays ship is..

These sexy people! Orochimaru and Kabuto

Sasori: *Barfs*

Naruto: NO THIS IS DISGUSTING

Hidan: I secretly like it

Kakuzu: It aint a secret once you spill

Kakashi: This suits the bastards

Dont speak like that kakashi! They are perfect for eachother, Kabuto is so submissive

Sasori: *Shudders*

Kisame: Its all going to plan...*HEHE*

Whats so funny Kisame?

Kisame: Oh nothing~

Sasori: >.>

Yamato: I swear I cant look Kabuto and Orochimaru in the face ever again...Like I would like to..

Sai: THIS IS HOT

SEE SAI GETS IT

Itachi: No just no

Sasuke: Hn

Pein: I will kill that traitor, and his lap dog

Kakashi: Yeah sure

Kakuzu: Honestly this ship is..Okay..As ling as it dosnt affect me or my money.

Hidan: So rude, you dont even care about m-

Welp bye bye hidan

Sakura: Should we r-rate n-now..*blushes*

Deidara: *Gulps* yeah un

Okay lets rate, ill bring Hidan and Kakuzu back first

*Uses powers*
Kakuzu: Okay whatever

Hidan: *Turns head away*

Okay lets rate lovebirdsss

Kakuzu: WE ARE NO-

Yamato: 1/10

Sai: 10/10

Kakashi: 3/10

Sasori: -10/10

Deidara: 4/10

Pein: 2/10

Obito: 1/10

Zetsu: finally we made it. Lets leave, this ship is disgusting. No I rate it 5/10

Itachi: 2/10

Sasuke: 0/10

Sakura: 2/10

Naruto: 0/10

Kisame: 3/10

Kakuzu: 4/10

Hidan: 6/10

I rate this a 6/10 too, this wasnt too bad, as long as if they had a relationship that didnt affect us

Kakuzu: exactly

Sasori: Well I find this horrifying

Deidara: Of course you do un

Well we have to goo, my boss is calling me about some strange stench..

Obito: ................>.>

Okay well bye guys.

Yamato: See ya

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