Hey S ranked criminals!

Pein: I can kill you right now if you annoy me during this.

Sure sure you can :)

Kisame: How are you doing today Author?

Great how bout you?

Kisame: Couldnt be better!

Sasori: Mhm, you say that right after you get your ass kicked by Kakuzu

Kakuzu: :)

Kisame: Oh shut up

Itachi: Its funny kisame, why not laugh with us.

Deidara: Hes too much of a pussy to laugh at his defeat.

Hidan: Pussy? Where?!

Kakuzu: Hidan you better shut your mouth, you dont need none of that.

Hidan: Is the old fucker jealous?

Kakuzu: *Blushes* *Grumbles* Idiot..

Zetsu: This is getting heated. Please stop arguing..

I agree with Zetsu, we havent even started the ship yet!

Sasori: mhm, lets get on with it then

Okay, todays ship!

Itachi and Shisui!

Itachi: This is unexpected, but not that bad.

Kisame: Itachiii

Sasori: A dead man? Interesting.

Kakuzu: If I recall, we are all dead Sasori.

Hidan: Ha, sucks for you all, I am Immortal, even if I'm stuck in a stupid hole. I am not dead yet!

Sasori: If you werent, why are you here?

Hidan: Oh shi-

Deidara: Hm, sucks doesnt it un.

How do you feel about the ship?

Itachi: I dont really mind this ship, we were friends.

Konan: Aw :3

Kisame: Oh.

Sasori: So you like Shisui?

Itachi: No we were more like best friends, I doubt I could see him any other way.

Deidara: I think Kisames happy about that, look, *points*

Kisame: *Pauses his victory dance* SHUT UP EXPLODING FREAK.

Hidan: WOO, this is getting good

Kakuzu: Hidan, your such a nuisance

Hidan: I am, but im your nuisance :)

Sasori: Sadly, for Kakuzu

Itachi: *Hasnt stopped looking at the ground*

Deidara: Kisame I think you killed Itachi...

Pein: *Rubs temples* Such Idiots

CAN WE DEAL WITH THIS LATER!

Sasori: oop

We are going to rate now!

Sasori: 7/10

Hidan: They would make a nice couple >:) 5/10

Kakuzu: I think this ship is incest..2/10

Kisame: agreed, 1/10

Itachi: 5/10

Pein: 7/10

Konan: 8/10

Deidara: 6/10

Zetsu: 4/10

Okay we are done with the ships! Lets say bye, who wants to say it?

Deidara: m-

Zetsu: me!

Deidara: I will strangle your flowers!

Zetsu: I would eat you before your disgusting hands could. No not miss Rose!

Deidara: 😤

Okay...

Zetsu: Bye fuckers, next time I see you I will eat you. No we wont, yes we will bye. Wai-