OI OI OI

Hidan: Oi bitch

I ain't your bitch, bitch.

Kisame: Hah

Hidan: Shut the fuck up seaweed slut.

Zetsu: Thats not nice I think your the only slut here Hidan

Hidan: NO I AM NOT, YOU BI POLAR VEGETABLE!

Pein: Watch it, your yelling is going to cause ringing in our ears.

Itachi: I prefer the silence, thank you very much

Hidan: Well I fuckin' don't.

Konan: Too bad.

So how are you guys doing?

Kakuzu: I am trying to figure out how to get a better partner.

How is that turning out?

Sasori: We are thinking about having Hidan with Deidara and me and Kakuzu.

That totally sucks, I like you and Dei as partners, same with you and Hidan, Kakuzu.

Kakuzu: You're only into it because of this weird shit.

Hidan: She has good taste.

AHA WHATTT?

Sasori: Hidan totally outed himself.

Deidara: Im back with lemonade-oh

Hidan: I SAID NOTHING, SHUT THAT CLOSET DOOR

Im cackling, HAHHAHA

Kakuzu: *sighs*

Kisame: Hidan is such a disappointment *snickers*

Hidan: AT LEAST I DON'T LIKE BIRDBRAIN OVER HERE!

Itachi: What?

Oh my lawd, are we gonna have a drama infested day, or are we gonna ship?

Kisame: No no, we are shredding Hidan to bits.

Kakuzu: Okay wait-

*eats popcorn* I guess we can do this for like a minute.

Hidan: Come at me sharky

Kakuzu: lets not-

Kisame: Shut up you freak

Pein: Can we not fight?

Hidan: We can, but we won't.

Okay okay, im stopping this. Look Kisame, Hidan, we all know you're both Gay.

Kisame: .....

Hidan: NO-

Stop being in denial damnit.

Deidara: This is amusing hm.

Okay, raise your hand if you're straight.

Pein: *Raises hand*
Konan: *raises hand*

Kisame: ......

Hidan: .....*raises hand*

Kakuzu: *raises hand

Deidara: *raises hand*

Sasori: *puts Deidara's hand back down*

*puts Kakuzu's and Hidan's hand down*
Thats what I thought.

NOW LETS GET ONTO THE SHIP.

Itachi: *SIGHH*

Todays ship is....

Konan and Hidan

Hidan: That bitch?

Pein: NO.

Konan: First of all I am not a bitch Hidan.

Kisame: I think it looks cute.

Hidan: I don't like this chick

Deidara: *grins* AH YOU ARE GAY UN!

Hidan: *glares* Am fuckin' not!

Sasori: Can we not have this conversation now?

Agreed, we have a ship to do.

Kakuzu: I prefer we never have this conversation.

Itachi: *nods*

Pein: Can we get back to the fact that this ship is horrible?

Konan: Someone is jealousssssss : )

Hidan: HAH.

Kakuzu: Shut up.

Zetsu: I think think leader is jealous He shouldn't be, Hidan could never get a girl like Konan, or Konan for that fact.

Hidan: Shut the fuck up, I could get any girl if I wanted to!

Deidara: And any man too yeah *chuckles*

Itachi: Can we rate now, I am sick of these ships already.

Yeah yeah sure.

Kakuzu: Finally

I give this ship a 0/10

Hidan: 2/10

Konan: 0/10

Zetsu: 2/10

Kakuzu: 2/10

Pein: 0/10

Deidara: 4/10

Sasori: 0/10

Itachi: 1/10

Kisame: 0/10

Soooo how did you think of the ship?

Hidan: Meh

Deidara: I don't really care un.

Konan: Never going to happen

Kakuzu: *nods*

Hidan: shut up.

You guys are priceless!

Kakuzu: I cost a lot thank you very much.

I mean, that youre funny.

Sasori: Thats stupid.

Itachi: Can we leave now?

Kisame: Yeah my stomach is turning

Okay! BYE EVERYONE!

Hidan: Bye bitchess

Now time to plot an evil scheme for next time--

Oh wait your still here?

Ah YOU HEARD NOTHING!

Kisame: *from other room* I HEARD EVERYTHING

OKAY BY--*screams and crashing noises*