Oiii my lovelies, how are you ninja doing?

Sasuke: I hate you

Why~~:)

Naruto: *snickers*

Sasuke: while I was leaving the other day from your shipping club, your stupid cat jumped my face.

Obito: BAHAHAHAHAHHA

Sasuke: Shut up

Kakashi: you deserved it, you practically pushed it

Naruto: now you know how it feels, tora was a savage

Yamato: I cant seem to understand why whenever we are here its amusing..I sometimes hate being a ninja

Sai: I dread this place, but the art from the ships are nice

Sakura: I love it here, your cat is so cute!

Sasuke: That cat is vile! A senile creature.

Obito: Sasuke, our clans primary summon is cats

Sasuke: Fuck that

Sakura: Stop hating on cats

Okay, are we done now? All I hear is babbling about my cat, like cmon are yall all boring?

Kakashi: Nah, lets get this over with.

Naruto: YEAH!

Okay well, todays ship is..

Your two favorite mist ninjaaaa

Naruto: Haku!

Kakashi: Zabuza?

Sasuke: oh them..Ew

Sakura: I think this is cute! Even if they were criminals, they did the right thing in the end.. but better platonic right? Hakus like.. 14

Obito: I only met zabuza once and he was pretty cool, Kisame talks about him a lot.

Sai: Did kisame like him or somethin?

Yamato: Doubtful, all the swords men are rivals.

Obito: Nah kisame already likes someone else, Zabuza and him were buddies though.

Sakura: thats sweet.

Naruto: I like this ship dattebayo! Haku really honored Zabuza! They are more like family though!

Kakashi: In the end Zabuza cared for him, so no doubt this could have worked out

Yamato: mhm

Sasuke: I guess its fine..Wait..Who does kisame like? Isnt it like forbidden to date in the Akatsuki.

Obito: your forgetting they are all dead..well atleast Kisame, Itachi, Deidara and Sasori are..Oh wait, they all are.

Sakura: What about you?

Obito: I gave up on my plans, Zetsu is sealed but for some reason is allowed to participate here..

My doing *silently sniffs*

Kakashi: I always wanted to ask you that.

Okay things are going off topic people, *sniffles* I know we are all sad that our favorite criminals are dead but lets focus on Zabuza and Haku's ratings

Sasuke: *Rolls eyes*

Yamato: Okay..

Okay my rate iss...0/10 I dont condone pedophilia😕

Kakashi: erm..8/10 as family

Obito: 6/10 concept, 0/10 realistically

Sasuke: 1/10

Sakura: 2/10

Naruto: 2/10

Yamato: I havent met Zabuza but ill give it a 0/10

Sai: mhm 4/10

Well thanks for the feedback! I need to cut this short because yall made me sad...*Silently cries in the corner about the dead akatsuki* WAAAAA

Sasuke: Oh brother

Itachi: Yes?

WAAAAAA ITACHI

Itachi: Ima go now

Obito: Lets all go now...

Sakura: eep..Bye everyone CHAA!

No wai-!