Hey Akatsuki

Kakuzu: We're here again, ugh

Sasori: Atleast this time I had a choice.

Deidara: But Sasori you chose to come for some reason

Obito: Guys beware of the ships...

Sasori: Why? Did something happen

Kisame: Oh look Obito is heating up.

Obito: No I'm Not!

Pein: Guys just calm down, let's just get this ship over with.

Itachi: Agreed

Obito: Hmph

Finally y'all stopped talking, here's our ship!

Sasori: *Walks out*

Deidara: Sasori my man, it isn't that bad!

*sighs* 'Uses author powers to bring Sasori back'

Sasori: I despise this

Kisame: It actually isn't that bad, you guys would make a cute couple!

Itachi: Hn

Deidara: Hmm, I cant say I haven't thought about that actually.

Sasori: You dumb fuck, this is weird

Deidara: Hmm, that's what you want us to think 😏

Sasori: ...

Deidara: Deep down you love this ship

Itachi: *Coughs*

Pein: Deidara dont make him mad...

Deidara: ..You just keep holding in what you think, you can't lie.

Sasori: WHAT?!

Obito: Oh jeez this remind me of the ship before this *looks down*

Deidara: Uh hehe...

Hidan: Oh shit I must have missed a lot while drooling over that picture.

Deidara: I was joking...

Sasori: That was a stupid joke, dont ever say that again!

Kisame: Should we leave...

Pein: Let them talk it out.

Deidara: un, but-

Sasori: S-Shut up. This is weird already..

Deidara: Sasori danna! Stop being a splinter un.

Kakuzu: * I'm betting that one of them is going to kiss the other* He whispers to Itachi.

Sasori: Splinter?! You're the pain in the ass that is telling me my FEELINGS, which I don't have.

Deidara: Well uhm-

Itachi: Author Chan do something..

Let them work it out this must be hard for them

Deidara: You're a liar Danna, you get angry so you obviously have feelings!

Sasori: ...

Itachi: *Sneezes*

Sasori: *Walks over to deidara*

Pein: Dont kill him...

Pein: Well thats expected actually

Hidan: *Eats popcorn*

Kakuzu: Dammit I lost the bet.

Itachi: *Farts*

Deidara: Ugh, shut up hm.

Sasori: Shut up and lets rate.

Okie well I guess we are rating now..
Ill give this whole thing a 9/10

Kakuzu: 7/10

Hidan: 10/10

Pein: 7/10

Obito: 8/10

Itachi: 9/10

Sasori: 6/10

Deidara: 7/10

Kisame: Dont have much to say about this...8/10

Well! Great turn of events guys! Lets get to the next ship!