Warning: Slight SasoDei, slight KakaObi, and slight KakuHida. And a lot of sake and partying.

GUYS GUESS WHAT, 5K PEOPLE HAVE SEEN THISSSSSS

Hidan: *rolls eyes*

Sasuke: hn

Because you guys are the main stars!

Kakuzu: Does that mean we get paid?

No.

Sakura: Aww, I am low on cash though..

Naruto: I'll give you some money Sakura!

Deidara: What are we doing for the 5k special?

Hidan: haah! Me and Author planned a party! There is booze, no water for you pussy's, and food.

Obito: Oh great, sake and food.

Yamato: What about Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Sai, and Deidara?

Deidara: Hold the hell un, I MAY NOT BE 21 BUT IM DEAD SO I CAN HAVE SAKE HM!

Sasori: You make is sound like you want sake.

Kakashi: Clearly he does.

I am allowing Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Sai to have sake, no buts!

Kisame: cool.

Yamato: B-but!

Hidan: Relax wood man, its all fucking cool.

Zetsu: sake? Sounds nasty.

Sai: So are we starting this party or what?

Pein: ughh..

YEAH! *throws sake everywhere*

Hidan: *catches* YES! Lets drink up, I want to see stars!

Itachi: are you sure about this author....

YES!

Kakashi: How can I pass up free sake?

Yamato: S-senpai?

Sasuke: Heh, I always wanted to try sake.

*gives everyone 3 bottles* By the end of the night all three bottles must be drank.

Kakuzu: and if not?

Ill pay you.

Kakuzu: Fine.

Naruto: LETS DRINK DATTEBAYO!

Pein: Oh Kami.

Deidara: HM!
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1 bottle for everyone later

Naruto: W-why is there thReeE sakUra's

Sakura: I doNt Know *hic*

Hidan: Hmph! Lightweights.

Deidara: H-Hidan, LooK aT what I can DO

Deidara: *makes hand palms kiss* coOl!

Hidan: Ew, fuck no.

Kakashi: Obito you good?

Obito: *sips* YeAh

Yamato: I think Obito is a lightweight *sweatdrops*

Sasori: DeIdara, hands kissings ArE noT art!

Deidara: ShUt up You coFfee table

Sai: *passed out*

Itachi: At least I maintained myself.

Kisame: Hah, not for long, we still have two more bottles, and your tipsy.

Itachi: Hn, at least I am not the one trying to dance on the table.

Sasuke: *sneezes* LooK at Meee! *hic*

Kakuzu: Hmph, two more bottles..ugh.

Hidan: *snickers*

Im just over here watching this, I don't even drink, so this is perfect.

Pein: *passed out*

Konan: Pein?

Deidara: SaSori comE give Me a smoochhhh

Sasori: I aM not drunk enough to dO thaT *hic*

Zetsu: Perfect blackmail.

I like your style zetsu, now lets wait for the the real fun! I am playing matchmaker tonight!

Hidan: haahh?
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2 drinks in

Hidan: jaShin save my HeaD.

Kakuzu: YoUr goD sucks

Hidan: ShUt up DeiDara, he does not!

Deidara: HMmm?

Deidara: O h HelLo danna, whaT brings you so closE to me?

Sasori: who is DanNA?

God, seriously, lightweights.
Hidan seriously thinks Kakuzu was deidara for a moment..

Naruto: WhaT author chan? *hic*

Sasuke: ShHH, cmere loser

Naruto: Okie

Sakura: *passed out*

Itachi: gEt EM!

Kisame: Uh, should I be worried for you Itachi?

Itachi: If my BrotheR wants a Boy, LEt him.

Kisame: *sweardrops*

Hidan: ThAt fuckin' TiCkles *hic*

Konan: PeIn WHY DID YOU DIE SO EARLY?

Oh my god.
Wait, where is Kakashi, Obito, and Yamato...?

Kisame, where did they go?

Kisame: Uh down the hall.

O m g.

Zetsu, get footage of what Kakashi, Yamato, and Obito are doing..

Zetsu: on it!

heheheheeheh
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3rd drink

So, Pein, Sakura, Sai, and now Konan, passed out.

Kisame: HaH?

Itachi: CoMe back My hunky fish.

Kisame: nOonoo

Seriously, this might have been a bad idea but......hehehehe

Hidan: LeT go KakUzu!

Kakuzu: HoLd still.

I need footage of this.

Wait, where did Sasori and Deidara go?

*in the other room*

Deidara: Its Your tUrn *hic*

Sasori: *moves rook* ChEck

o h.

Zetsu?

Zetsu: hm?

Where is Obito, Kakashi and Yamato?

Zetsu: wood man was passed out in the bathroom, and the other two are in a bedroom.

Oh Jashin

Hidan: KakUzu, I heard jashin *groans*

Kakuzu: ShUt uP

Kisame: NOoo I will NoT be FLUSHED DOWN THE TOLIET!

Itachi: StoP running.

Kisame? He is down as well?

Wait, where is naruto and Sasuke?

*in the kitchen*

Naruto: NoW you put some In my Mouth

Sasuke: *pours spicy powder*

Naruto: NoW thIs is hot you Get a spicy kiss

Never mind....

Hidan: Oww, nO fuckin BiTing *hic*

G o d.

Zetsu

Zetsu: ?

This was a mistake, god, yamato and kakashi and obito are somewhere...Sasori and Deidara are playing chess...somehow.

God, Sasuke and Naruto...are lip locking with chili spice..

Hidan and Kakuzu.........why are they so touchy, not that I don't mind 👀

Kisame is now huddling in a corner, and Itachi is trying to comfort him, but is making it worse..

Everyone else is passed out.

Zetsu: serves them right, I cant wait to make them regret it all. Thats why we got footage~

Heehehe, well, Im going to get more popcorn, Hidan and Kakuzu are really cranking it up....

Ill see you all next time!

Hopefully they will be sober....

REALLY IMPORTANT FOR READERS
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A/N
This chapter will be continued in the next chapter. The next one may be a ship chapter as well, not sure. Also, if you do not appreciate the ships I have made between the characters in the akatsuki and team 7, then I suggest not reading any further chapters. This chapter will affect the future chapters and their character relationships. Character development in this chapter is also added in future ones, so I advise not reading any longer if you are not okay with Sasuke x Naruto, Obito x Kakashi, Konan x Pein, slight Kakuzu x Hidan, slight Itachi and Kisame, and slight Konan and Pein, and Slight Sasori and Deidara and super mild mention of Itachi x Deidara..Thank you for reading and supporting my book! Feel free to comment and vote!

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