Taylor Curtis-Cade Special Facebook Christmas Special.
Taylor Curtis-Cade posted: Merry Christmas Everyone! Taylor here, I'm posting some Christmas pics as a gift to you all. Enjoy!
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Johnny Cade: Looking Beautiful as usual Baby. Those dresses look gourgous on you.
Dallas Winston: Looking gourgous Tay, I can tell these photos are from your show Pretty Little Liars. Btw I always thought Charlotte was a psychotic bitch.
Sodapop Curtis: You look amazing Baby Sister And Your So dramatic as usual.
Darrel Curtis: Those dresses are way too revealing young lady!
Ponyboy Curtis: Darry lay off her! She looks fine. I remember when you took the pic where your standing outside holding the gold ornament, that was a fun day. Stay Gold baby sister, Stay Gold.
Johnny Cade: Hey! That's MY Line! No stealing my lines Ponyboy! Stay Gold Ponyboy, Stay Gold.
Steve Randle: I Love This Tay, you always look beautiful.
Two-Bit Mathews: who's this gourgous babe?
Johnny Cade: Two-Bit! No hitting on my wife!
Darrel Curtis: Two-Bit Do You want me to kick your ass from all the way here to Ohio!?
Two-Bit: No!
Darrel Curtis: then shut the hell up Two-Bit!
Two-Bit Mathews: Shutting Up!
Tim Shepard: Gourgous, absolutely gourgous! I always knew you were beautiful but damn!
Curly Shepard: if you weren't with Johnny, I'd make you my girl. If you were my girl, i'd never let you out of the house looking like that.
Taylor Curtis-Cade: Honey If I was your girl you wouldn't have a choice in what I wore!
Curly Shepard: Feisty! I like you. Johnny sure has his hands full with you.
Johnny Cade: Everyone quit hitting on MY WIFE! SHE'S MINE!
Cherry Valance: Girl that blue dress looks absolutely stunning on you and that yellow or gold one looks amazing too. You really have an eye for fashion.
Angela Shepard: Those dresses are beautiful and you look so amazing. Sorry about my dumbass brother hitting on you. Clearly he has no tact.
Hannah Gearhart: Like Ron Weasley, Xander Harris, Emmett Cullen, Hanabusa Aido And Two-Bit Mathews! Btw you look pretty Tay.
Ron Weasley: Hey!
Xander Harris: Hey!
Two-Bit Mathews: Hey!
Emmett Cullen: Hey!
Hanabusa Aido: Hey! How Dare You I'm an aristocrat and you should show me some respect!
Hannah Gearhart: Aristocrat? More like Aristobrat! Btw Hanabusa, get some new material! It's like Draco Malfoy always saying "My Father Will Hear About This!"
Hanabusa Aido: How Dare you I'm an aristocrat and you shall show me some respect!
Draco Malfoy: My Father Shall Hear About This!
Hannah Gearhart: give it a rest Guys, it's getting really old and we're all getting really tired of all your bullshit and tattling. What are you 2? Your both grown men and it's time you started acting like it! Hanabusa, nobody cares if your an aristocrat so stop telling everyone who will listen that you are! And you Draco are no better than Hanabusa! Every little thing that doesn't go your way you have to go running to daddy to fight your battles, seriously learn to fight your own battles instead of daddy fighting them for you! Speaking of you father Draco, Everyone Knows that Lucius Malfoy is a loyal death Eater and bribes his way outta everything, bribery is a crime and yet Lucius never gets caught for it! How is that fair!?
Draco Malfoy: My Father Shall Hear About This!
Hannah Gearhart: 🤦♀️ I give up!
Sirius Black: I can't believe I'm related to Draco And Lucius Malfoy.
Cherry Valance: How Are You related to them?
Sirius Black: My cousin Is Narcissa Black And She Married Lucius Malfoy making her Narcissa Malfoy. Draco is Narcissa And Lucius 's Son. I like Narcissa and Andromeda better than Bellatrix and my mother Walburga Black.
Taylor Curtis-Cade: is Walburga's screaming portrait still up at 12 Grimmauld Place?
Sirius Black: unfortunately yes and she placed a permanent sticking charm on it so we can't remove it. Miserable Harpy.
Bellatrix Lestrange: I'll get you little princess Curtis! Crucio! Avada Kedavra!
Mrs Curtis: * From Up In heaven * Not My Daughter You Bitch!
Molly Prewett Weasley: Hey! That's My Line! No Stealing My Line! "Not My Daughter You Bitch!"
Bellatrix Lestrange: *dies from Molly Weasley cause Molly Weasley is a badass witch!*
Sirius Black: Good Riddance she's gone!
Hannah Gearhart: Can you Kill Umbridge next? Nobody likes Umbridge!
Taylor Curtis-Cade: yeah Umbridge is horrible! She calls Harry a liar when he's telling the truth and give him detentions And during those detentions she uses illegal blood quills on him and forces him to write " I must not tell lies on his hand " she's from the ministry and she's Minister Cornelius Fudge's undersecretary And right hand woman.
Hannah Gearhart: yeah and he let her fire Profeser Dumbledore And take over the entire school of Hogwarts and making up all these dumbass bullshit rules! I'm telling you she's evil! And she And Fudge Are In denial that Lord Voldemort is Back!
Sirius Black: that evil bitch! Molly if you don't kill this Umbridge woman than I will! I don't care if I go back to asksban how dare she treat my godson this way!
Hannah Gearhart: I have a great idea! Let's call Umbridge Ugly Evil Pink Toad And Umbitch!
Taylor Curtis-Cade: OMG She Really is! She looks and acts exactly like my math teacher Mrs. Turntree!
Cherry Valance: OMG Like What If Umbridge... I Mean Umbitch And Mrs. Turntree are the same person!
Taylor Curtis-Cade: I really wouldn't be suprised by that actually.
Dolores Jane Umbridge: Detention all of you for telling lies! You will all write lines with blood quills and Sirius Black, I've caught you now! Your going straight back to Askaban and getting kissed by dementors!
Sirius Black: Avada Kedavra!
Dolores Jane Umbridge: *dies*
Hannah Gearhart: Good Riddance! Who wants to have a party to celebrate Umbitch's death?!
Everyone: Me!
AN: I've been on a huge Harry Potter kick lately so that's why I added Harry Potter characters and references in this chapter. Should I do a Outsiders/Twilight/Harry Potter crossover story? Tell me what you think in the comments below and remember to vote and comment.
Thanks!
- Taylor.
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