These quotes are my life they feel so canon-

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Gumball: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?

Darwin: Ooh, yes please!

Anais, with her laptop open: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!

Gumball: It's not a bug though...

Anais: ...

Darwin: ...

Anais: Well I still don't want to see.

Darwin, realizing: Please don't throw-

Gumball: Whee! *throws a stick of butter*

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 Gumball: Any questions?

Anais: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Gumball: Uh, a plan, duh...

Darwin: Anais, chill, I know it's weird, but Gumball has a point.

Anais:

Anais: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!! 

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Gumball: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

Gumball: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Darwin: I did?

Gumball: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Darwin.

*walking away*

Darwin:

Darwin: He's gone Anais.

Anais, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh! 

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Anais: Darwin, gather the others. We need to have another Gumball-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-He-hurts-someone convention. 

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Anais: Which movie are you and Darwin going to see tonight?

Gumball: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Darwin wants.

Anais: Which one does he want to see?

Gumball: I haven't decided yet. 

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Darwin: I'm not that stupid!

Anais: Darwin, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.

Darwin: GUMBALL TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE! 

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Gumball: Where are my fucking keys?

Nicole: Gumball, Anais is around, can you say it a little nicer?

Gumball: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?! 

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Gumball: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Gumball: And atoms never touch each other.

Gumball: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid. 

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Gumball: Hi, I'm Gumball, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not gonna do it. 

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Richard: A fistfight CAN be romantic. 

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Nicole, to Gumball: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it. 

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Darwin: That was a joke. Say ha.

Anais: Ha.

Darwin: Now do it again.

Anais: Ha.

Darwin: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

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 Darwin: All right, y'all! Let's take a vote!

Nicole: A secret vote. Everyone close your eyes.

*they all close their eyes*

Gumball: We don't see the result!

Nicole: Well, just say your vote out loud.

Anais: Won't we recognize each other's voices?

Richard: Darwin has a point. 

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Nicole: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The others: Awwww-

Nicole: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The others: Oh. 

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Gumball: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?

Richard: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.

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Gumball: Did you have to stab them?

Nicole: You weren't there. You didn't hear what they said to me.

Gumball: What did they say?

Nicole: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Gumball: That's fair. 

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Nicole: Do you need help getting up?

Gumball: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.

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 Nicole: Look, Darwin, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and it's Monday.

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Nicole: Ugh, there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder.

Nicole: *glares at Gumball*

Gumball: Well, sorry I have morals! 

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Nicole: Gumball, Darwin, I love y'all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?

Gumball, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Darwin is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.

Darwin: I love you too :) 

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Nicole: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at the mall*

Nicole: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?"

Associate: Well, I-

Nicole: How about "You banged my mom?"

Associate: No...

Nicole: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.

Nicole: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card. 

And of course the associate is Larry. No questions asked, it's Larry.

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Darwin: We need to distract these guys.

Richard: Leave it to me.

Richard: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

The guards: *immediately begin arguing* 

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Darwin: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?

Anais: It's a book. There's a lot of those in here, this is a library. 

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Richard: State your name, rank, and intention.

Darwin: Darwin, Darwin, fun. 

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Richard: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Anais: 'Prettiest Smile'

Darwin: 'Nicest Personality'

Gumball: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Nicole: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' 

Tbh Nicole wouldn't start a bar fight, she'd just get angry and destroy stuff and then ppl would try to fight her but she'd just knock em out.

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Richard: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be! 

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Gumball: What is this!?

Darwin: That's the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.

Gumball: Ow! Make it stop!

Darwin: Surrender to your kindness, Gumball. It's nice to be nice.

Gumball: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!

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 Anais: What is everyone for Halloween?

Darwin: I'm superman.

Gumball: A clown.

Anais: So I'm guessing we don't need to get you a costume then? 

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Alright that's it for now! Stay tuned for more!!